I play smuganimewaifu in face-up attack position

I play smuganimewaifu in face-up attack position

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I play Pot of Greed, whatever that does.
Then play Tea in face-down position.

Pawn to shadow zone 3.

>sweats

I attempt to recruit ally with additional +1 Stealth.

I use Time Wizard to make Tea a christmas cake!
She is now OLD AND BUSTED

Okay guys how many of you had DMG as your first tg-waifu?
And if she wasn't the first, who then?

You guys are fucking dweebs

>And if she wasn't the first, who then?
Sailor Mars.
>Long, black hair
>Pale skin
>Tomboyish
>Kinda domineering
>Stronk
This is one of those instances where I don't know whether it's caused by my fetishes or created them.

You activated my "Ass Up" trap card. Targets any monster in face-down position and destroys it, healing me 1000LP.

Sailor Jupiter

It broke my heart seeing how badly she aged

Women hit the wall pretty hard. Women who are hot in their 30s are a rarity, women who are hot in their 40s are in modeling or porn.

Sailor Venus

you cant negate time ;)

Nah, I had Jeska as my first, at least when it came to Veeky Forums.

Hell yeah, Sailor Moon was the shit. I too have no idea if it was the source of my fetishes or merely the best fit for them.

Misty.
It's always Misty.

I was a monstergirlfag from childhood
The original PS1 Spyros actually wasn't a bad setting tee bee aich

That's not a monstergirl, that's a furry

Whats the actual card?

What's a prize card?

Wouldn't it be better to always give the guy the prize card, since the choice is between an opponent having a net gain of 0 or drawing 1?

Dungeon Master's Guide

There really isn't an official higher rez version of her so I just assumed the face was human save for the ears

I meme the reddit meme in the spurdo position.

hi jani

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My Brother

Look, she was big, cute, and very satisfying to successfully summon, all right?

Pokémon TCG used to be played for ante.

Prize cards are a win-condition in Pokemon.

You either have to A) draw all six prize cards via sending your opponents pokemon to the graveyard, or B) KO your opponent by knocking out your opponents Pokemon while his bench is empty.

Having a card that straight up gives you a prize card would unbalance the entire meta.

I play Gotse, I habe shpe

I didn't want to do this but you left me no choice.

you leave me with no choice user

Oh no

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Run!

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We could have prevented this. The hubris of man will be our downfall.

EXPUNGE!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!

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You've earned my rarest card

;___;

yeah she is.

>be new player from mtg
>havent played since 2002
>every card I like is banned

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YuGiOh doesn't like anything

going to a yugioh tournament just makes me feel old whenever I bring my deck, I haven't played in 12 years
>what do you mean that's banned
>what do you mean that doesn't work anymore
>wtf is that card and why is that allowed

It's because you can discard him from your hand and get that effect, turbo discard would be cray good with him.

Yea, I figured that out And was going to do a reaminator deck with him. most of the cards I saw that would have worked in the deck where banned, at least I get this one.

I know that feeling. I don't see what see what's so bad about Chang of heat MTG has like 10 cards that do that.

Can someone please post the mspaint exodia by itself?

I fucking love my dungeon masters guide

here

This is false, You're thinking of mtg.
This is correct.

>Having a card that straight up gives you a prize card would unbalance the entire meta.
Pic related

>yugioh doesn't like anything
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Don't forget deck out. Durant mill is marginally a thing.

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lmao that Exodion one. I had no fucking Idea what was happening with the other two though.

exchange of the spirit swaps out your deck and grave. what they do is mill out their deck, activate exchange of the spirit, and soul release to clear their opponent's grave out so they auto-lose by deckout.

Ah, so turn one deck out.

yeah. makyura enables a ludicrous amounts of stupid FTK combos, which is why it's permabanned.

fucken.... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks user

I like Thalia

She's a brave warrior who defends her town from zombies, which is cool, but what I really like about her is that she stood up to a Planeswalker. In-universe, a regular human has no business standing up to a planeswalker. Planeswalkers break the rules and do whatever they want. But Thalia stood up to one because they were dealing with demons and doing necromancy and stuff.

Then, instead of chilling out after her near-death experience against a deamon and a planeswalker, she instead leads a rebel band of good guys against a crazy inquisitorial alien tentacle cult regime and does a pretty good job.

I like that she's so brave in the face of ridiculous odds and that she stands up to people massively more powerful than her because she thinks it's the right thing to do. She's an excellent role model.

She's also very pretty and has very pretty hair. And a sharp fashion sense.

>snakes within snakes
the designs in ygo are fucking retarded but i love them

Swordsman is fucked desu

Are you gay, user?

you forgot
>miko
man it must have been her that started it

He isn't, he just lets his wife get plowed for funkos.

That music video is great.

Bugs Bunny

I'd put her in face down position :^)

Harpy Chick

It's not pedo if you're younger than her.

>This is one of those instances where I don't know whether it's caused by my fetishes or created them.
We all have those

Truly an OG waifu

So much this, I've always loved feisty gingers and now I married to one and I blame misty and a few other girls for this.

>user makes wife cosplay Misty and Asuka

Probably Amazoness Paladin.

If we're going with sailors then Mercury, I've always liked the archetype and now I'm dating a qt asian bookworm

I might even be able to get to do it, but I would be mercilessly taunted for it later by her and her best friend. They tell each other everything

>first tg-waifu?
First and only. I've had a number that I'll admit attraction towards, but she is and always will be mai waifu.

We both know we're right, user.

Worst card of that thread.

better than the succ

I see even our forefathers had taste for cute boys.

Gossip is temporary, the boner is eternal!

>cute boys
I will fight you.
Better small than a washboard.

What's the difference? add a dot for a nose and most catgirls become furries

The most commonly accepted vernacular difference is that furries have muzzles. But I agree that it's a rather arbitrary distinction.

Nah.

>As a dumb kid
>Waifu Misty
>First thing I ever printed was a picture of her in a bikini from that one episode
>Hide it like it's my fucking porn stash

I don't get why monsetergirl fans hate furry characters so much

I understand hating the culture around them, but to me, there's noting wrong with fapping to hot antro characters as long as you don't pretend to be one and dress up in a faggy mascot suit

I can only think of three characters who were my "waifu" in my youth
>Sakura from Cardcaptors
>Jupiter from Sailor Moon
>Misty from Pokemon

Nothing exists in a vacumm senpai.
Say for example the 6 girls from the technicolor horses show, by themselves there's really nothing wrong with them, pretty decent wiafus and they come in multiple forms and interpretations for your pleasure(full horse, full human, something in between, etc) but when you consider then you also need to consider where they come from and what they are attached to.

Women age like milk, this is why you upgrade every decade or so.

Men's value increases in time while women diminish. Which is why they rush marriage and children to anchor men and financial security or go to school while their boyfriend pays for their education.

The only thing millenial men got right was convincing women children and marriage aren't worth it. Eventually they will be cast off and the sharks are free to circle.

*Crits for 20 dmg*
Her brother greatly outclassed her but shes the qt

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Welcome to Veeky Forums, where the points are made up and the games don't matter.

She's pretty decent in the mobile game, if you don't mind playing a gacha.

That's different

Furry is, at its core, a fetish, in the same way monstergirls are

You can remove all of the bullshit associated with it because the fursuit people and otherkin came out of the fetish, not the other way around

You can try, but you rarely succeed. For example try appreciating Harley without all the bullshit surrounding her.

Why would they EVER accept?