>Well, user, I showed up, despite your choice in game

>Player, I hope you're prepared for some sweat-inducing encounters!

>>I thought we were gonna have puzzles.

Good show user.

Noo, no! I said I was presenting tussles! That's what I call combat encounters.

>You call combat encounters "tussles".

>Yes! It's a site lingo.

>>Huh. What site?

Quality memes right here

>It's a Veeky Forums buzzword.

Are we still allowed to have these threads? I thought Veeky Forums was too old an cynical for this nowadays. Go on, OP.

>Really. Well I browse Veeky Forums and I've never read the word "tussle".

Oh, not in Veeky Forums, no, it's a /qst/ expression.

>I see.
>...
>You know these encounters and traps are very similar to Tomb of Horrors.

>Ohoho, no! Original user dungeon! Old campaign notes!

>Yes, and you call it your homebrew despite the fact that it's obviously premade.

>Well I...
>One thing I...
>Excuse me for one second.

>Oh, not in Veeky Forums, no, it's a /qst/ expression

>Ooohh that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, time to give out loot.

Okay, that got me.

>Oh, not in Veeky Forums, no, it's a /qst/ expression.

>>Yes I should be GOOD LORD WHAT'S BEHIND THAT DOOR?
>Ancient Red Dragon?

>Oh, not in Veeky Forums, no, it's a /qst/ expression.

>>Ancient Red Dragon?
>>At this level?
>>In this module?
>>In this part of the campaign?
>>Localized conveniently behind the loot.

>Yes!

Fuck I almost spilled my lunch

Uh oh, GM is in for it now!

>>May I fight it?

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Very nice.

>No.

>Skinner confirmed that dm

>>user, the dungeon is collapsing!
>No, Player 2, it's rock fall everyone dies!

>>Well, user, you're an odd DM but I must say... You present a good tussle.

>>>My build! My buiiiild!

Awwwww, you missed a bunch of quality jokes.

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Am I allowed to say I don't understand this surge in simpson memes?

Checked. Also, no.

Now do Classical GURPS

Fuckng clever

Where?

I don't understand why they're happening, but I enjoy it.

>Ancient Red Dragon
>Not Aurora borealis
You had one job user

Fucking incredible...

Why would the Aurora borealis be in a dungeon

There were a few others, but you missed the "Tussles?" after

Prismatic spray

Exactly

Yes!

Congrats, OP. Your thread is a success.

Ray not spray

fuck you i just spat on my monitor you twat

DM with his crazy expectations,
The players' gonna tame the opposition
When when they hear DM's lame build restrictions,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
RAAAAAIIIIIILLLLL-RRRROOOOAAAADDD!!!

Someone prepare the screencap. This joke is too good to be forgotten

Screencap coming through!

Hive mind

>an unforgettable dungeon
>despite your choice in game

So one of the good LotFP modules, but using the LotFP rules?

based

You missed a lot of lines, try again.

Very good thread. Very good steamed mem.

People desperatly try to make simpsons funny and relevant again.

Why do so many people on this site always assume there's a hidden agenda behind everything?

We're mostly terrible people and thus assume the worst about others.

Also posting in an epic thread.

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>implying there isn't

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>steamed mem
>not memed ham

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this makes my waluweewee become the big waluweewee

Grade A ham, user. Thank you

>You call steamed mems "memed hams" ?

But user, that's correct.

You call "Ye Gods" "Egads"?

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Yeah its a regional dialect

it's how it shows up in the original script, and also a correct expression

Which region?

Elfland

>it's rock fall everyone dies
This got me good.

Huh, well I was born in the Tree of Life and I never heard that.

Oh not at the Tree of Life no, it's an Underdark expression.

This is pretty spectacular.

>fight
>not seduce
You had one job

Thank you OP, I was having a very bad day before I stumbled here.

That was good

This was fucking great, you're doing gods work OP

This is the best post I've read in a long time.

legendary thread

Well memed my friend. Now do TDKR plane scene