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Hell, that's every single one of these threads.

Yeah but I think at this point these threads can be used for recruiting players so I like them

Just reminds me of a guy in the last thread who couldnt understand why two of your players might not be interested in sitting through sections where you're going to DM narrate two of your other players having sex. Shit dude, drop the role playing GAME aspect entirely and just go online to erotic role play.

>plus any kind of discussions where we make fetishes into elements for good horror or survival games - you think that is impossible
But my fetish is consensual xenophilia... I suppose one could go for an Innsmouth kind of angle, though. Not sure.

And in every single one of these threads, you learn bit by bit that the problem is people being too sensitive and imposing arbitrary limits on sexuality of any kind because they're afraid of some kind of unspecific victimization.

It came at about the same time as "player agency" started trending hard and people who'd started with 5e and Wil Wheaton slowly seeping into the main community.
A lot of new players have this image of the "established community" as being full of gatekeepers and socially maladjusted grognards, and mix that with a socially conditioned fear of railroading/power-mad/killer GMs and a habit of using dice, mechanics and clichéd characters as a safety blanket to avoid venturing outside the confines of what they're used to, and you have a whole wave of new players who see "magical realm" on Veeky Forums and inflate it into being an objective problem.

GMs have failures, and they're allowed to do what they like too, considering being a GM is a slog at times (if you're trying) and you need to be interested in your own game if you want to do your best.
Would you prefer a game run by a GM at his best, kindest and most charismatic, owing to the fact that he can play his tomboy NPC and once in a while drop a sentence about her abs and short hair, or would you want to play the same game with the same GM, only now listless, cranky and getting tired of the game because he can't even do something he likes on pain of a social lynching?

Hell, would you rather play with a skilled GM with a raging suit/uniform fetish that always comes out in his NPCs and settings, or would you want to play with an incompetent but completely chaste one instead?

Who asks players to roleplay? (By the way not that guy from previes thread but I am one who you commented on)
Like really, who would do that in normal game. Heck if that did came up in my game it would be fade to back and only if both players allow there characters to get together - if it's let's say rape, I would have npc grab one who is trying to initiate it and beat them up

That one is easy as Xenos just means someone else...so yeah your fetish allow should work for most fantasy halfbreeds

I don't think any of that's true, that sounds like weak justification for yourselves to try and get away with this shit. I don't see it as being a weakness in anybody's libido to have our adventure stay focused on swords an sorcery, but I can also tell that you all do a lot of your role playing online. I'd straight up tell you to leave if this was the kind of stuff you were bringing up every single session.

Thankfully I think players like the ones in this thread are a minority. You're making huge exaggerations and that's cute but I don't give a shit what my DM's fetishes are, I want him to pay attention as DM my game.

I don't, user. I just say 'I'm not acting out this scene, do something else'
It has the benefit of keeping your players from doing it again

>As a player
Hails from an old fashioned community where a woman's place is in the home, so in order to go adventuring she needed to cut her hair short and disguise herself as a man. She's been independent long enough that she could drop the act if she wanted, but she's used to dressing this way now and figures it probably makes traveling safer anyway, so why quit now?

>As a DM
Differentiate one of the (many) nations/cultures/races/sub-races in my setting by giving them a very androgynous sense of beauty combined with some imperial fashion sense. Men and women alike serve as soldiers, wizards, and government officials, and adhere to a masculine dress-code. The women are handsome while the men (to balance things out) are elegant and refined.

It's the exact opposite.
I've mostly roleplayed with friends for years, and only lately have I gone into online roleplaying.
That's exactly why I know that people need to be able to cut loose to enjoy the game to their fullest. I know that my group has had the most fun when everyone was free to say whatever they wanted, which of course included horrible dead-baby jokes (keeps them out of the game itself).
I've never experienced smoother, more enthusiastic, more serious or more enjoyable roleplaying from my players than the times their characters have been smack in the middle of their magical realm, either.
Give one of my players a carte blanche to play a domineering loli character, and he'll play her with depth, care and nuance, actually minding the details and being sure to paint her as a person.
Give another an educated Latina woman in a suit, too, and he'll fire off his best roleplaying because he's doing what he wants - and there's nothing uncanny about either of them, believe what you want.
Roleplaying becomes a lot more fun when you can sort fetishes as "something this guy likes" instead of "something that will ruin our game because this guy enjoys it".
You don't have to approach sex and sexuality with the suspicion that a lot of people here do - in fact, in my experience, doing so usually leads to a paranoid and pent-up group where everyone's afraid of shaming.
So what if that one guy always plays lesbians with short hair? He's sure as fuck more likely to keep on playing and keep on becoming better than the guy who fears being accused of "magical realm" so hard he can only play a male dwarf/human warrior and seek consolation in big numbers.
Next time you play, try asking your players "is there something you've always wanted to play" and then insist.
Don't suck your teeth, don't judge, don't spite them. Just roll with it and get them to make a character they honestly care about.
And it will likely contain their fetish.
People are like that.

Yeah but really my method works too - as they will do it in character and everyone has a laugh most the time

I agree with you - I myself noticed to have invested most into games and characters where my personal fetish helped to start the idea and now I flesh them out - my monster who was supposed to be boring got in deep backstory of being former doctor that helped to beat some fey to save a village...something I was not going for at first.

So yeah next time I got a player I am asking what they want to play but never had.

Yeah, but those usually aren't a horror thing unless they're rape monsters.

>innocence despoiled

I don't even need to do anything, my players do it for me.

Cannibalism.
I don't play one because I feel it'd be seen as needlessly edgy and/or evil, not because of the magical realm connotations; which I guess means I think it's already a concealed fetish?

I do have a setting-generic PC who's a cannibal, but I'm not sure if she'll see the light of day.

Just play Kindred of the East.
If you want to play "hide the fetish" but still have a blast, KotE, Aberrant and Demon: the Fallen are three good White Wolf candidates for it.
And they're even from before the era where White Wolf's political bias spread outside of Werewolf.

I'm gay and I always play half-orcs because I secretly want to be a big, muscle guy.

My DM thinks "odd friendships" are fun and he usually throws tiny but feisty guys my way thinking it's funny to see my big orc befriend them but I'm secretly sweating on the inside.

play a goliath

I have user. I have. If the race is big and burly, I'll make a character.

You know what really makes it surreal?
If you were playing a huge, burly female character instead, people would immediately cry magical realm even though you wouldn't be getting off to it, but you're safely getting off now because your fetish is protected by consensus.
In the end, 90% of this whole panic is guarding yourself against unproven theoretical situations, that is, knee-jerk paranoia.

Regular Vampire also has the Nagaraja who eat flesh, if user can only find people running regular Vampire.

I've always wanted to play the dominatrix trope, straight up. Catsuit, whip, domineering tone, insults, the whole shebang.
Closest I've ever really gotten is playing Bayonetta.
I've sometimes thought that kind of character wouldn't be TOO out of place in a Shadowrun game, but that's about all I got.

Except in my game - as I say that most races in my game have females capable of combat. So if they want big burly lady, they are free to go ahead.

I'm saying this from the perspective of a Vampire GM, though.
Kiasyd, Ahrimanes, Nagaraja, Lamia and Children of Osiris are better reserved for a game where they won't get in the way. Those bloodlines work well at higher power levels with more metaplot interaction, and their themes and powers wreck almost any street-level game.
If you ever play Vampire for the first time, make your first character from among the 7 Camarilla clans. There's enough to work with there, and the reason the other shit wasn't originally in the corebook is that the game's made to work best with the main clans.
Even the normal Independents need a bit of work before they can be played without dragging unneeded metaplot and non-thematic powers into the game.

So could anyone think of a way to use this?

Armor is a foreign concept to barbarians. The barbarians often bear desperate outlooks on life where they laze about, not really thinking this strange reality that they are a stranger to means anything. In combat, they enter with this attitude, but as blows pile up, wounds mount and blood flows, they start to rediscover how much they care for their own lives. Their own blood, pain, and suffering fueling their desire to live, barbaric rages put an unheard of spring in their step, turning a droning thrall into a beast in the shape of a man. Their fighting turns from a slugfest into a frantic frenzy, and many are noted to begin singing, dancing, and sometimes thrusting their hips in the middle of combat, so long as such wouldn't get them killed. Barbarians who most eagerly partake in reaping their spoils are almost always heavily wounded, eating to regain their lost energy, drinking to chase the highs of life, and raping to pursue the wants they've long buried and forgotten. Smiles and optimism, found only when they're nearly lost forever. What follows is the best sleep they've gotten in months, and then the very much unwelcome return to monotony, accompanied by the pain of the day's battles.
The idea that one would want to prevent pain is strange to these barbarians. Pain is the only way they could feel alive. Those who mix with civilized society will often attempt to send their friends into this adrenaline fueled state of euphoria, and deliver swift deaths to enemies who they believe should cease their enjoyment of life with exceptional haste, rather than subjecting them to torture like the civilized folk.

Stop justifying the fact that your every thought is sexual in nature because of your failings and/or psychiatric illness. You're not a good and believable roleplayer, you're a fucking paedophile and need to end your life. Stop complaining about nu-dnd and Wil Wheaton because I can assure you that you've never been in contact with these people but rather fellow degenerates, neckbeards, and sickos, if you even play. Here's a third option: playing with completely competent players and DMs whose every thought isn't some sexual deviancy.
Fucktard.

And yet you still bumped the thread.
Thanks for your silent support.

>But my fetish is consensual xenophilia
Spanish Empire. IN SPAAAAACE.
Remember: if the weird octopus-monster is tying up your limbs and forcing you to shoot your goo inside of her weird beak-mouth-vagina, you're doing it for God, Spain and to get rich.

I've wanted to play Maiesta for a long time. It's pretty much exactly my magical realm (including the fact that it isn't ERP or even particularly lewd), and I hear it's actually pretty decent.

Yeah it's great I run it. Or well try to.

Could I interest you in place where you could find a game?

Possibly, but my past experiences with playing with strangers over the internet would indicate it rarely works.

Well it's usually best way to solve it by getting them to know them better. So want to chat on Disord

I think Nechronica might be the game for you.

To be honest, I'm not likely to play in a campaign in the near future (I'm already booked playing a weekly game wiht my friends, and promised I'll GM them some 40k RPG after that campaign is over). But I probably should join the official Maiesta Discord. And maybe try getting into some oneshot session.

Well perhaps in the future we will come to play :)

>tfw no fetishes except vanilla stuff like teachers, nurses, schoolgirls
>tfw don’t watch porn so I can get off just by thinking about women
Am I missing out?

This thread puts me in mind of three questions.

Firstly, long story short, I've got this family of NPCs in the form of cursed human men who, because of said curse, can only propagate their lineage by breeding with TGed males from other species. My question is this: how do you actually word a curse that has "you can't have kids unless you're mating with a non-human woman who was originally a non-human man" as its effect?

Secondly, several anons have mentioned pregnancy, but what about mpreg (male pregnancy)? Only thing that really comes to mind is "in the Ancient & Decadent Magocracy, lots of impossible sexual shit has become reality over centuries of hedonism".

Finally, if a setting does feature polymorphic magic and appealing non-human females, how much of a stretch is it that your typical evil mage-overlord might cement his control over his latest vassal tribe of orcs, goblins, whatever by transforming the original chief into his doting harem slave as a "don't F**K with me!" symbol to his new underlings?

Mpreg is not thing I find comfortable - great for horror in other words. Just have some insectoid alien type monster do it.

Nah, vanilla fetishes are easier to add and are not too annoying.

I've jerked it to both porn and imagination
Porn is nice when you want to edge for hours, but feels kinda hollow when you can fantasize about anal fucking a pair of sub 4' cockroach limbed blue demons, orgasm isn't as good either with porn.

The female captain of the royal guard is secretly dating the princess

That works great for blackmail and little inside secret for players to find - hiding fact royal guard master is female would make it even better shock

Is romance a fetish? I legit like /u/ sex a lot more when it has context to it.

Of course romance is a fetish. user is probably some kind of perv who enjoys cuddling or handholding as well.

I like it when a character makes breakfast in the morning, especially if the second one who's still in bed thought that they might have stolen away in the night.

Connacht invaded Ulster and Cu Chulainn, son of Lugh defended them. Unless there's another, very similar legend about Lugh.

Vore is literally built into the setting and game system. Easy.

I once considered making it mutation players can get for a decent unarmed attack

Best part is loads of monsters have it

Preg stuff is pretty easy to include without trouble.
Thought including unbirthing without it being obvious seems pretty much impossible unlike vore like points out

What if adventuring is my fetish? Like I can't get it up unless I'm sure I'm about to earn XP? I can't really imagine myself doing it in a place that isn't strange and new to me, fraught with at least mild peril. The local creatures would need to have a CR of at least 3 to really moisten my pork.

For example, if a fat-bottomed sorceress with a short skirt and a long jacket came onto me, I would only respond favorably if we were in the correct context. She wants to bang at the inn? No way fag. She wants to sample my gravy in full armor in the back of a charging chariot? I'm listening. She wants me to flip her pancakes while we're laying on top of a dragon's hoard and we've got an audience of three pissed off reds watching? I'm already proposing. Bonus points if i have reason to believe she'll try to kill me after or during the act. Turn a casual encounter into a combat encounter.

and I swear to god, if I'm gonna go womb spelunking without a helmet there better at least be some +2 magical loot at the end of it waiting for me.

New pasta?!

I was just pouring my heart out but ok I guess.

The most devious fetish of them all...