Detect Good and Evil spells don't work since Detect Good has nothing to find and Detect Evil pings everything

>Detect Good and Evil spells don't work since Detect Good has nothing to find and Detect Evil pings everything

The greatest argument against Moral Relativism is that almost all of its proponents are raging dick-bags who want to flaunt their so-called mental superiority.

They do so whilst ignoring the subtle aching in their chest that calls out for them to do good. You know, like a massive fucking faggot.

sorta funny how people assume that moral relativism means that morality can't exist

This would be an amazing story premise.

The two spells that are banned from schools and locked away are Detect Good and Evil.

Well, the problem with absolute morality starts when you understand that even now there are cultures that see good/bad not like we do. Some muslims think it's Good to send their children to suicide bomb a bunch of infidels and Evil to paint human faces.

Back in the day, we call them Orcs.

What if we use that? Detect good and evil brings result based on what god user actually serve. And reflect not the user believe but rather his god. God of war show weapons, armor, banners, soldiers, commanders and healers as good and traps, cowards, poisons and generally dishonorable warfare as evil.

>dishonorable warfare as evil
honorable, dishonorable; it's warfare so why would he care if there is war anyway. he is the god of war, not the god of the war as some people think it should be.

Hey, that's a really nice idea! Definitely stealing it.

Plz don't. Or we'll have another round of "Paladin and baby-orcs" shit.

He's a god. He probably have his opinion on how war should be waged. So this will be his followers definition of good and evil.