WERE BEING INVADED Edition

G/W have a lot of powerful hatebears. I have a Teeg hatebear deck right now and I've been thinking about changing to anafenza since teeg's a bit more of a target and I'd get access to black.

I really like this image because I am actually kind of a goth

It's pretty close between him and Rec Sage on my Newzuri deck. Much of my group runs kill on sight enchantments like Rhystic or Necropotence so I think Rec Sage stays

Good post

If you wanted to play a deck that just wanted to sit there with mana open to cast counterspells for the first 10 turns of every game, what commander would you run

Baral

>bought abrupt decay for my prossh deck
>it’s a dead card 80% of the time
Son of a bitch

Probably Baral. If I was feeling extra gay I'd run Kruphix so I could use all those untapped lands for extra mana before my turn so I could always be gaining something even if I held up all my mana.

I kinda do that with Patron of the Moon while I'm finding my landfall combo pieces, it doesn't usually take that many turns though

>Only 1/3 white
Must be American

I beckon your help, fellow m/tg/ faithful; for I have created a monster unlike any other with in my play group. I had coaxed a friend of mine to return to mtg after establishing a decent sized play group. He was rather uncertain about who he would choose as a general untill he settled for some sultai commander. His deck proved formidable, being able to chain extra turns to a point where people started walking away from the table for smokes and bathroom breaks. As games went on the play group lost 2 shitters because of this deck; an acceptable loss but further behavior like this could potentially bring about the end of a group 2 years in the making. So I asked the friend in mention to consider building a new deck which he was rather defensive about, but went total apeshit when I asked him "maybe find a play style that won't require you to take 30 minutes to actually pass your turn". His spergy rage subsided and agreed to make a new deck, but not adopt a new play style. To protect my group from infectious tides of butt hurt, and save The Gathering from disbanding I must seek out all the turn hate that exists in magic and stop this mad man

>which invasion dragon is your favorite?
Probably Dromar.

Abuse the PISS out of Time Stop and effects that will let you control his turn. Also cards that prevent him from casting spells for the rest of the turn, such as Render Silent.

The best Turn Hate is to simply not play against it. I didnt drive for 30 minutes to watch some neckbeard masturbate in front of the table.

Tasigur the assigur

I'd probably just kick him if he was completely against playing anything except masturbation that requires the table to watch him jerk off. Inflexible players get the boot. If you want to play, play with everyone, and not with just yourself.

you talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded

I love hitting the counterspells.dec guy with Crosis and naming blue.

The shitty thing about this is that I just cracked my Sen Triplets deck where the theme was taking other people's turns/cards. It was the 1st deck he played against but at the time everyone else was a shitter and would dog pile on me because "HE HAS A SPOOPY DECK WITH LOTSA WORDS"

Your description indicates you already know the proper and most effective conclusion and action to take user.

Do it.

Teferi or Baral

gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=233183

Behold, and drink the tears of your turn taker friend.

Ugin's nexus is also a good choice if you have a way to sacrifice it to double down on the insult to injury.

Stranglehold also has the side benefit of stopping ramp decks that like to dump all of their lands out on to the table. But this will put a target on your head against tutor/ramp reliant players.

Rashmi for the sweet, sweet value.

You're the faggot

Out of all these? Crosis and Numot. I don't want you to have a hand and I don't want you to have lands. I also love how both have U/R, so I can have extra turns AND combat steps.

I was worried it would eventually come too the point where I built mono red land hate but if that is what must be done, so be it

I used to like Crosis but ever since Bolas came back I've had a hate-on for Grixis colors. I guess Darigaaz is pretty cool.

Do you or any in your group play counterspells? I've heard they are very good for preventing someone from doing something.

no u

>any game with a blue player lasts literally 3 hours cus they counterspell everything or steal creatures when you try to kill someone
>mfw

That would mean players have to actually think and play cards that aren’t 12/12 for 12 vanilla beaters.

move over or im going to shove a craterhoof up your ass

God, I wish she did porn. Those tits are A+.

>Big titty slim jewess
My fetish

Yeah, that's the real problem. As Commander is presented as a Barbie World where you can play whatever you want, Timmys rejoice playing big dumb spells and not proactively presenting any interaction with other players games.

Here you go. For next time.

dumb frogposter

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We better get Jodah in Dominaria.

I had the most insane start just today with my new Jor Kadeen.
>T1, Mountain, Mana vault, Voltaic key, untap Vault, Thran dynamo
>T2, Plains, Assemble the legion, Darksteel Ingot
From that on beating face with cumulative 4/1 hasty tokens and 6/1 hasty elementals.
Is this Boros done right?

FUCKING THIS
I've been waiting for Jodah to get a card forever now. I don't know how he never got one.

Hit me with some ways to combo out with Noyan Dar. Need some game closers in blue white

Not done right, just a good hand.

>combat doesn't proactively present any interaction

Yes.

>play whatever I want
>fag judges made a ban list for cards they personally hate in a non competitive format

>trying to end a game of 4 players starting at 40 life each by turning creatures sideways
You better have an excuse to play a creature besides combat

Protip: you dont want to be known as that guy

is sol ring and mana crypt on that list?

Anons... our Jodah is dead and the Jodah that appeared during Time Spiral block is from the Planar Chaos alternate multiverse.
It's practically confirmed, since the Jodah that appeared then said Serra was still alive but Jaya Ballard was dead, and he was talking to our Jhoira who said that there was no record of Jaya's death in any of the Tolarian Academy records, and we know that our Serra is dead.

>having a ban list for a non competitive format
>not propagandizing cards they hate

He's talking about Sheldon's banlist. The "official" one.

Probably Teneb. That recursion is pretty tight.

How do mono blue control decks combo out to end a game?

???????

Labman + enter the infinite

>he thinks combat is the slow way to win
>he has never seen 4 control decks face-off

Yeah, but so far the deck has been pretty good for a Boros deck. It feels like combat strategy done well.

I did the googling for you, the reading you'll have to do for yourself.
mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh/195223-mono-blue-combos

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Azor, the Lawbringer
Council of the Absolute
Gideon's Intervention
Meddling Mage
Nevermore
Render Silent
Sanctum Prelate
Silence
Sphinx's Decree

Become THE LAW

about to pull the trigger on this deck. my group is semi-casual but i still want to win some games and make it fun for other people. some help would be great /edhg/

tappedout.net/mtg-decks/oloro-lifegaining-to-infinity/

Teneb isn't recursion though.
My favorite is Rith

looks as boring as every oloro deck.
what exactly do you need help with?

i just wanted to know if i was fucking anything up. this is the first $200+ edh deck i've made so I wanted to start out with something i could never fuck up. just needed to know if i was missing anything.

If the so called control play win combos, then that'd be more interesting than bashing heads, to be honest.

What is Craterhoof?

Everything's either super expensive or shit tier combos. Rough.

a counterspell catcher

Reanimation, since you insist.

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A dead card when your board gets wiped every turn

>Rith
disappointingtokens.dek

>I literally always have a counterspell in hand and mana open every game at all times, never do I have bad luck in not drawing any or having to use them on other threats
>there is no possible way the Craterhoof player could possibly have a way to make it uncounterable, such as Vexing Shusher or Spellbreaker Behemoth

Your creature selection seems odd. The rest of the deck as every oloro deck. If you are going this route, check edhrec in case you are missing something

You take that back right fuckign now! I do MANY tokens with it and you don't even know.
That's better.

>glass cannon disrupted by the slightest of interactions
Yeah that's Boros alright.

Inkmoth Nexus, Assault Strobe on a particularly huge land, some sort of Dramatic Reversal combo.

you did well then.
is hot garbage, you don't need that. exsanguinate is better and you already run it.

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I just stifled the trigger today. Another day one dude played it straight into Torpor orb, but it was fine since he wasn't a faggot trying to get takebacksies

What would you remove? Just looked over it and soul's warden and attendant seem sub-par. Wanted to focus on card draw for my creatures honestly though idk if that is a good strat

>exsanguinate is better
>I do MANY tokens with it and you don't even know.
TG confirmed for bad at magic

>Assault Strobe
>in WU
???

sorry for breaking the news to you but if you think that piece of trash is better than exsanguinate you should quit this game asap.

>people hate stax
>stax combos that lock people out are just the same as infinite combos but they infinitely slow the game so you can still opt to play
Never understood why people hated stax so much

>2 more mana in colors Oloro is already in for literally double the effect
>this is somehow complete shit while the "normal" version is really good
Mate, you have a real fucked up view of what cards are good or bad.
Not to mention
>why not just run both

because only being able to do 1 thing per turn at max is worse than losing and starting another game
why do you think people run fast mana and ramp?

For starters, Serra Ascendant > Divinity of Pride.
Some I don't know if you really need them to get further in the drain plan.
I'd either put something I could sink all the life I'm gaining, like Necropotence, or put tutor for the combo pieces.

>no lands and no mana rocks
>"can still play"
Yea, no, I'm not wasting my time sitting there literally unable to play the game while the stax/control player sits there masturbating and playing solitaire for an hour.

Oh yeah, right. Is there anything like Strobe in UW? White is the color of double-strike but I can't remember from the top of my head.

Because a grindfest where you can do fucking nothing is worse than
>Oh okay, new game