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master of karate

Feats: Occular Patdown

Wrong character.

He's a Bard with super low int and a cat food related buff to charisma.

Don't forget his level in Ranger for Favored Enemy:Rat

I thought that was innate to his rat basher. Also he can throw a box with an H on it once per round.

Here you go OP

Jesus Christ I can't believe I made these in 2011, that was seven years ago

Favoured enemy: Nightman
Dennis obviously has divine ranks

Post the rest of them user! I'm genuinely considering using them as NPC's in a game and seeing if the players notice.

CON 20

OK, but you won't get much use out of them

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Someone pointed out a while ago that Frank should be a troll but I'm pretty sure I made these before that episode aired.

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What system is that? I'm having trouble recognizing it

+2d8 radiant damage when you strike an enemy with your bare fists.

Risus

Animal companion is a box of hornets.

Charisma is a solid 5.

Favored enemy: the Night Man

>campaign
>chronicle
well done.

Who here wants to pay the troll toll?

That's a boy's hole, isn't it

>No Mind Skill: Bird Law

>None of them using the same system

>2011

>after a local board games cafe experiences an unprecedented surge in popularity, the gang catches wind and plans to cash in on it by establishing philly's first board games bar
>they decide to do a dry run by having a tabletop rpg night and each prepare their own character sheets for it, but when they get together on the night, everyone has prepared sheets for different systems
>after a brief but intense argument about whose fault it is and why, dennis steps in as the voice of reason and states that there's no sense in playing themselves in a tabletop game, the idea is imagination and creatively inserting yourself into the role
>frank asks what they're going to do instead, what, swap sheets and try to play each other?
>dennis says no, goddamn it frank, he spends enough time with these assholes without having to try and be them as well
>no, says dennis
>what we need to do
>is find people to play us who don't know us at all
And so the gang kidnaps five random strangers and co-GM a chaotic game in which they force five terrified Philadelphians to play a dysfunctionally co-dependent group of broken humans.

>Glamour muscles

Say that to my face, bro.

It writes itself!

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