Why do Fulgrim, Perturabo, Angron, Mortarion, Magnus, Aurelian all do nothing...

Why do Fulgrim, Perturabo, Angron, Mortarion, Magnus, Aurelian all do nothing? Roberte Guilliman returning is a huge deal and he's just one Primarch. All of them combined did nothing for ten-thousand years.

>Fulgrim
Slaanesh is getting Squatted from 40k.

>Perty, Angron, Morty
Not popular enough.

>Magnus, Aurelian
Top kekkery.

They knew they had a good thing going. Of course a smurf had to fuck it all up.
>40k

Mortarion is in charge of most of the current chaos military campaigns against the imperium and has utterly ravaged the "dark imperium". Its not that he isn't doing a lot, its that he's not doing much new. Chaos isn't stagnant and in need of vital reforms, so he can't copy what roberto is doing, he is more or less doing same old but on a larger scale.

They aren't ultramarines, what could they hope to do?

Daemon primarches can't manifest in reality outside exceptional circumstances, on top of generally being at war with each other and subject to the whims of their god.
Fulgrim didn't give too many shits, he spent his time on his pleasure planet.
Pert is an unknown, we don't even know who his patron god is.
Angron led a 100 year crusade himself.
Mort recently came back into prominence, but he isn't held highly in Nurgle's eyes.
Magnus just recently managed to gather himself back together after having his consciousness broken into a thousand pieces, and immediately went to attack the Wolves.
Aurelian hasn't come out of his tower since the Heresy.

>we don't even know who his patron god is.
Oh right, I forgot GW are shit when it comes to Undivided now.

You mean that thing that doesn't exist anymore and hasn't really since 5e?

Hello newfag.

>Why do [snip] Angron [snip] do nothing?
You've not heard of Armageddon, then?

>Aurelian

Who?

Slaanesh isn't gonna get squatted, quit bitching

>Custodes pre codex
doing nothing, not even leaving palace
>Custodes after codex
they were secretly fighting at the entire galaxy all the time.

When Primarchs gets models they will do something.

>Angron
His back on armaggedon
>Pert
Following abbadon and also seen fighting morty
>Morty
Attacked Ultramar and later leaves to tell the other gods to fuck off from the lands he conquered
>Fulgrim
Still in the pleasure planet, and also with tranzyn the infinite
>Magnus
Fought Guilliman then later fucked off somewhere to help tzeentch
>Lorgar
Finally stopped meditating and has been rumoured leading word bearers
>Omegon/Alpharius
[Redacted]

It does exist though one of the major daemons is undivided.

>Why do Fulgrim, Perturabo, Angron, Mortarion, Magnus, Aurelian all do nothing?
They gave up and turned into monsters. Of course they do nothing.

Who the fuck is Aurelian

Lorgar Aurellian primarch of the Word Bearers and likely first demon primarch to betray chaos

ADB can't even keep track of his own plot continuity. It would be funny if it wasn't true.

religions and pacifists and heresy

If he is a true primarch then his only porbelm would be fanatism. Maybe looking like professor X

choir boys
faggots

This post is very experimental

Russ and Corax have been kicking the shit out of Lorgar, Fulgrim and Peturabo for the last 10,000 years.

Funny how the only traitor primarchs to do shit since the HH (Magnus and Angron) both got shit stomped by the space wolves...

They already de facto removed Slaanesh from age of Sigmar.

Slaanesh is gone gone!
All hail hail the Horned Rat!

I don't remember this scene in Redwall.

They literally just gave Slaanesh its own model in 40k last year, it's not going away. And they don't have any minor chaos gods to step in in 40k either. Get worried if the Iron Warriors or Alpha Legion suddenly start working in rat iconography or something next year.

>His back on armaggedon

Was stopped from manifesting there.

>Still in the pleasure planet, and also with tranzyn the infinite

Rumored to be actively invading the Imperium.

>Fought Guilliman then later fucked off somewhere to help tzeentch

Conquered the Stygius sector for Tzeentch.

Actually they spent 10.000 year pissing in one another's porridge, blaming one another for pissing in their porridge or framing one another for it.

Turns out being the embodiment of impulses doesn't work very well in the cooperation or long term planning department.

They're the bad guys, and you can't have the Imperium loose or else the loyalistfags will implode trying to comprehend the idea of someone else accomplishing anything.

???

They're immortal, they are disassociated with mortals and Chaos is not exactly losing.

That's why they have Abaddon to babysit all the legions. They don't get anything done otherwise.

who the fuck is Aurelian? why would you even call yourself "Golden"?

>angron

first armageddon war

>mortarion

Kornovin (after several sectors of fuckin shit up)
Fall of Sanctia

>Piper Perabo

>Iron Cage

>In 400.M32, Perturabo emerged once more to wreak havoc. Invoking Nurgle, Perturabo imbues a curse with extreme contagiousness and releases it into the mechanical systems on the Forge World of Toil. The Chaos plague spreads through the machines, and factory complexes change over the course of eight days. On the eighth day, giant cables burst from the ground spewing fourth hungry Daemon Engines while the factories themselves grow legs and prowl the planets surface. All life on Toil is eventually annihilated.[6] In early M39, Perturabo aided Abaddon the Despoiler in the 10th Black Crusade by opening a Warp Portal for the Black Legion.[8]

>Perturabo spent much of the subsequent millennia studying the defenses of Segmentum Obscurus and establishing a network of techno-Cultist informants. After the 13th Black Crusade and formation of the Great Rift, Perutrabo unleashed a thousand armies and coordinated them in a grand strategy against the most heavily defended worlds in Obscurus.[11]

plus he made all those movies, like that one with Robert DeNiro

>Fulgrim

literally killed Browbeat Gingerbreadman

just not very well

Slaanesh is the Eldar God, created from their consciousness.

Apparently some bone-wearers decided that if they did it again they'd totes get it right; that model is the avatar of what they ended up making.

This. Magnus tried to do something but not really, and then the Space Wolves all went to Cadia.

That is the manifestation of their death god. They have specifically created it as a means of killing Slaanesh.

Because the primarchs are a bunch of losers.

Look at the thing.

It is clearly what you get when you make a god out of Eldar psyches.

It is Slaanesh, even if it doesn't know that.

It's family friendly Slaanesh.

Lorgar

>family friendly
>baretitty hermaphrodite

sure

That's not a baretitty, you silly goose.

They're pretty much all burned out on space-cocaine at this point.

I suppose there's a difference between Chaos Undivided and Chaos Unaffiliated. Perty would be the latter

not the way they painted it, you fuckin beaver