>mom finds out I made modest crypto gains
>she's really proud and happy for me
>asks me to explain what I did so she can brag about me to her friends
>no idea what I did
>no idea what my coins do
>no idea what is making them moon
I pretended the phone got cut off. Please help me sound smart by tomorrow morning when she's coming to visit with homemade celebration cookies.
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Just tell her you are trading cryptocurrencies and that it's basically the new gold rush. I can't believe you brainlets sometimes.
Just throw around a bunch of words like decentralized, finite supply, muh internet of things. Normalfags will just nod their heads, you're fucked if your mother actually happens to be tech savvy though but that's unlikely.
lmao
>Cousin is a developer and into tech
>Tell him I made 7k off Litecoin
>Starts talking to me about public ledgers and blockchain
>Smile and nod politely
read the whitepapers of the coins you boosted
and be honest about why you invested to being with
Check YouTube for someone who knows more than you and regurgitate information. Make momma proud user
>hi mommy i just clicked a few buttons and now im rich
>I'm in-vestin' in da blawkchane tek-nu-loh-gee so dem' smart kawntrekts can automatize the digital indus tree.
Tell her you redirect funds to cutting tech technology and thereby lay the foundations for the market of the future.