/aosg/ - Age of Sigmar General

Last thread some people were talking about how fucking awful the actual War-Hydra model is, and someone said the older lead model is better

And it actually is

Just as bad, but in different ways

The heads at least are better, even though I don't really like the body itself

Let's be honest, the following absolutely happens 100%

Greek aelves are big fans of bathhouses. Each snek aelf is handpicked by Morathi and they each have several witch aelf handmaidens. Snek aelves go to the bathhouse in their downtime and get cleaned very thoroughly by their witch aelf handmaidens while soapy water drips off their perfectly shaped buttocks and perky breasts.

Nah its bad too
Almost all GWs creatures are bad imo
the old dragon models are comical

This but the water is blood

Also the soap is made from the fat of their sacrificial victims.

Guys, how am I supposed to fap to degeneracy.

Soon

you aren't

>SHADowelf

MACHICOLATIOOOOOOOOOONS

you want to know pain? try putting that fuck together and keeping him in one piece.

Snakes are for cuddleing

Let's be honest, you should absolutely fap before posting on tg 100%

Does that guy not understand the blessing he's been given? I would embrace the snek tenderly and give her all my warmth.

Does Age of Sigmar have any faction creation tables like 40k does? If not is it possible to make them?

You mean like BCR tribe table or Stormhost table? I have never seen something like this but it should be quite easy to make I think. We have name generatos and free cities generator iirc

The thing with Age of Sigmar is that the lore until very recently was one big empty canvas for you to do whatever you want with it so there aren't a lot of guidelines to make a faction with.

Here's my theory regarding the MP event. Since it's not based off of "THIS GA HAS WON" I think it's all leading up to a result that will happen regardless, which is Nagash getting his great work complete and finally having his new models. All fine and dandy yes, except it's a big fuck you to Death given that they literally have to sit back and watch everyone else get brand new shit for THEIR campaign and only get their new army AFTER it's all said and done.

You say this like Nahash won't get his kickass new models right in the middle so that we can fight with them.

I weep for what Monmusu has become. It used to be so comfy.

Seeing how Death Guard got their whole army after their campaign, I'd very much expect GW to pull this shit.

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Releasing units in the middle of the campaign makes more sense for sales purposes. They understand marketing now.

So that means death could have to wait until around this time next year for new models..

Again, DG got their army AFTER the 40k campaign was over. You should stop assuming GW knows what they are doing, especially after we saw that the harbingers only benefit specific subfactions and not the GA as originally promised, so they won't sell at all.

I prefer old, old hydra :^)

The new war hydra is shit but the kharibdyss is excellent

I would say "pinning is your friend" with a smug anime girl image, but....

...I know that feel bro. That fucker was nightmare incarnate to transport.

I stopped reading it before the squid arc
what happened?

We have to go deeper.

Would this be a decent Fyreslayers list?
Allegiance: Fyreslayers

Leaders
Auric Runefather on Magmadroth (260)
- General
- Trait: Fury of the Fyreslayers
- Artefact: Obsidian Coronet
Auric Runeson on Magmadroth (240)
- Wyrmslayer Javelins
Auric Runesmiter on Magmadroth (200)
- Runic Iron
Grimwrath Berzerker (80)
Battlesmith (80)
Auric Runemaster (80)

Battleline
30 x Vulkite Berzerkers (330)
- Pairs of Handaxes
10 x Vulkite Berzerkers (120)
- War-Picks & Slingshields
10 x Vulkite Berzerkers (120)
- War-Picks & Slingshields
10 x Auric Hearthguard (200)
- Fyreslayer Battleline (Runemaster General)
5 x Hearthguard Berzerkers (100)
- Broadaxes
- Fyreslayer Battleline (Runefather General)
5 x Hearthguard Berzerkers (100)
- Poleaxes
- Fyreslayer Battleline (Runefather General)

Battalions
Warrior Kinband (90)

Total: 2000 / 2000
Allies: 0 / 400
Wounds: 124

I'd like to have pretty much every unit represented

Deeper!

Now that's a beaut'

Fuck, too deep!

I guess for example a Slaves to Darkness creation tables would be pretty easy

It can start off with a 1d10

Why god do their align to?
>1-2 Khorne
>3-4 Nurgle
>5-6 Tzeench
>6-8 Slaneesh
>9-10 Undivided

After that there can be maybe what realm they live in and that can just be a d8
>1: Azyr (invaders of Azyr most likely)
>2: Aqshy
>3: Shyish
>4: Ghyran
>5: Ghur
>6: Chamon
>7 Hysh
>8: Ulgu

After that there could be a roll to determine the most prominent battleline unit, Who the General is, allies, artifacts, enemies, etc

>The further we go back, the better it looks
I-Impossible!

Back on reddit where you belong

Jesus why is it so flat?

Here, have a Warmaster one.

Also old dragons were awesome!

You want to use vulkite berzerkers in groups of 30 for their save to make them tankier. Plus more minis to go through. Runesmiters and auric hearthguard plus fyreslayer’s tunneling ability will allow you to do lots of fun stuff.

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No. They were always anorectic snakes and laughing stock of the game, always.

I miss the sisters. The gwyndalor cheese was hilarious but overshadowed by the fact that they weren't wizards.

>awesome

id say hit and miss, to be fair

hie wood elf one was probably best of the bunch for the old metal kits

Yeah I don't like that either, makes no actual sense for having that many heads

>spites are getting replaced by cad bugs on new kits
they could have had drycha directing a hive of flesh eating fairies
they went for fucking scarabs and worms

Cause it's metal, and they wanted to keep it small. That was before plastic-kit gigantomania that gave us 40k superheavies.

Which is weird, because they still exist in the lore.

you sure showed me

>the coming of something very dark, and very old…
what could it be? ghost pirates, plastic blood knights, new type of KANGZ?

Do fellow anons write fluff for their armies?
What do you base it on? Games you've played, or just your own creativity?
Is it reflected on your models?

What has it become?
Do I even want to know?

>What do you base it on
music

>m'aqshyco
kek

This one looks like it shares ancestry with the Lizardmens current salamander model. Heads look pretty similar. I dog that, intentional or not

Malerion

one of the oldest beings of the warhammer universe now

That type of scale sculpting is of an older kind still

Not as old as Morathi.

Is she the oldest now?

oldest named person? Morathi probably. Unless their are some named Slann floating around in pyramid spaceships that I am not aware of, they would probably be older.

Nagash, obviously. Or the KANGZ

>one of the oldest beings of the warhammer univer
Uh..Nagash?

Metal Malekith's black dragon would like a word with you. He heard you were talking shit about some other dragon being the best s-shaped dragon there ever was.

Y'all wrong. It's Slambo, coming to take the title of Everchosen from Archaon.

Not sure what to go for, for my Beastclaw's fur.

Just did a quick test scheme on some spare Mournfang heads that I had been using for tests (which is why you see some other colours in the cracks).

Administratum Grey or Celestra Grey followed by drybrush of white?

hold the fucking phone, is that some dragon nipple I see?

I'd go with Administratum, drybrush celestra and then a really light drybrush of white or maybe beige.

>Unless their are some named Slann
Even the nameless slann are going to be older than all the old world characters. They pre-date the polar collapse.

What are sort of the alternates people are using for Stormcast / some of the conversion bits they're using to spruce 'em up?

I have a shit ton of unpainted models and i wish this was a real thing.

No

mostly space wolves heads

meh... I used to have that one but gave it to my cousin years ago... I have this one now and I think it looks nicer. But aesthetic choices are personal. Do you bro, do you.

Thanks. I've decided to drop the kinband and the third vulkite squad and added some runesmiters. This any better?

Allegiance: Fyreslayers

Leaders
Auric Runefather on Magmadroth (260)
- General
Auric Runeson on Magmadroth (240)
- Wyrmslayer Javelins
Auric Runesmiter on Magmadroth (200)
- Runic Iron
Auric Runesmiter (80)
- Runic Iron
Grimwrath Berzerker (80)
Auric Runesmiter (80)
- Runic Iron

Battleline
30 x Vulkite Berzerkers (330)
- Pairs of Handaxes
30 x Vulkite Berzerkers (330)
- War-Picks & Slingshields
10 x Hearthguard Berzerkers (200)
- Broadaxes
- Fyreslayer Battleline (Runefather General)
10 x Auric Hearthguard (200)
- Fyreslayer Battleline (Runemaster General)

Total: 2000 / 2000
Allies: 0 / 400
Wounds: 132

thing is I dont know if Morathi is older than some of the later spawnings of Slann. The first spawnings of slann would be older than Morathi, but I dont know about the later spawnings.

That dragon was quite cool

I mean, it still is a weird chinese-like dragon, but doen't look bad

I actually really like this one, it also has the serpetine feel to it, but both the shapes and dynamism are a lot better

Also, I really like it's mouth

All the spawnings occured when Old ones were still alive. Unless Morathi is literally one of the first elves to ever be produced by the old ones, they're still older.

quick question about some seraphon dudes;

currently building a start collecting kit, should i deck my warriors and knights out with clubs and spears?

I'm more heavily into the modelling side of the hobby so don't know much about rule sets, but just curious what the better weapons option would be should i ever decide to play some fun casual games.

Cheers

if thats true, and i have no reason to doubt you, then any slann in the new setting is the oldest thing in the setting.

>Also, I really like it's mouth

Vorefag please go.

Buy a hand drill on aliexpress for $2 and 100x 2mm magnets for $1 and learn how to magnetize your stuff. Trust me, it's the basing skill for this hobby

basic*

It's true - and yeah, those slanns who survived untill the Exodus were the youngest ones (but Lord Kroak), so they were contemporary of the Dwarf ancestor gods, of the Elven pantheon, etc...

Really Lord Kroak is the oldest thing in WFB and AOS.

How viable are Stormcast armies that don't run the fly-boys?

I hate flimsy magnetized parts that move around. I want my rock hard plastic minis.

I still can't believe we had to go through the End times with .... that.

I mean, if he DID get a new model, I would have no problem with him being the Phoenix King all along, but with is ugly face... (the artwork of the Eternity king were so much cooler)

>tfw there to see the start
>tfw fated to see the end(s)
>tfw oldest "living" being
>tfw technically also record holder for staying "undead" for the longest time

I just came to a realization (I know I'm slow) the SoK battletome will be the very first we get that hopefully will explain some things about Ulgu, the Realm of Shadow

For now we have like just one paragraph of lore about it