Veeky Forums convince my parents to lend me 1000$

They dont want to believe me that its easy money. Please convince them, theyll read this thread!

you'd lose it all

No they won't you larper

1000 isn’t enough. Give them10,000.

your son is going to lose all of your money

Just show them the bitcoin charts

If you're convinced its easy money just sell some of your shit for the cash. You'll be buying it all back along with the lambo of your choice by april

they wont find another way to get money. they probably want you to be a wagecuck like them.

and then try and come up with an excuse as to why your bitch ass cant move out the basement, but deserve 1000 shmeckles to "invest" - even though you have never done so in your life.

It isn't easy money, its hard work and a lot of dedication, it requires self mastery. Something only Toaist monks can achieve, every millionaire in crypto is a Taoist Monk.

Parents of OP your son will waste your money and become a drug addict.