WILL THE REAL CRYPTOCURRENCY PLEASE STAND UP

The best thing to do when BTC goes down is to browse r/bitcoin.
That's the most satisfying shit.

"hey guise patience is needed when you invest"

If you are not holding at least 40% bitcoin it's only a matter of time before you get just'd.

Everything is fucking mooning. The money printer is on again

>Implying this isn't going to dump to 12k again within the next few days.

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40% in ETH*

>The money printer is on again
BEN! WHERE ARE YOU

objectively and absolutely dead wrong

DOTH THE CHAD BULL CONCERN HIMSELF WITH THE OPINIONS OF SOYBEARS?

doth the pee pee poo poo fartcoin buy the coffee though haha

ok

The only reason it's been down is because every single usd => btc was frozen on the holidays. There has been literally no new money in the system since early December. Btc will be $20k before the end of the month.

>implying that BTC is some kind of a shitcoin

>shitcoins listed on coinmarketcap matter
medium.com/bitcoinfoundation/the-bitcoin-dominance-indicator-fallacy-2b11093869d4

EXIT ALTS
NOT A DRILL

WERE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE

Nobody cares about muh coffee. It's all about gains.

Tether up. It's gonna come down crashing from this dead cat bounce.

price is jumping on this WSJ article from 20 min ago

bitcoin is no currency... sorry. It's literally the worst piece of crypto on the market.

If you bought alts today you are getting JUSTed soon

>no one cares about the actual thing they're buying
>they just want to flip it
>this is sustainable

yeah that's what I'm thinking. been seeing way too much green on the catalog and not enough pink. that's a sell signal

Newfags have a weird idea of mooning

My Liege... I have remained loyal throughout the war.

We shall defend the kingdom from all threats

I am marshalling my troops at the GDAX citadel. It is there we shall make our stand! The barbarian altcoins can never overcome our walls!!

THE KING

> b-b-b-u-u-t my shitcoin has faster block confirmations and smart contracts

the only reason anyone buys a shitcoin is to increase their bitcoin holding.

You know what will happen right?

People have been holding onto BTC now during it's big dip and have just been waiting for a last pump to get some more money out of it before abandoning it for good. Literally no one wants to use it anymore. It was the king but it's long past it's expiration date. People will see this pump as a last opportunity to cut some losses before leaving BTC for newer and better coins that doesn't run on ancient snailtech.

Trust me, this will be BTC's last ride. Watch it peak at about 16-17k at most and then flash crash down when everyone finally escapes it. 2018 is a new year and with that comes change. 2017 rise was just the intro - 2018 is the revolution. And the revolution starts with dethroning the current ruler to pave way for newer and better alternatives.

>being this much of a salty shitcoiner
it's okay, user. the king doesn't mind brainlets, as long as they make the right decision in the end.

> He fell for the BCH propaganda
You know that $1 transactions are going thru and the mempool is shrinking right?

Love it or hate it, it doesn't matter.

If you don't want to lose everything you gained in alts BUY BTC RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

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plz King Bitcoin gibe back the opportunity to swing trade you - I've hodled you through ups and downs and never complained about the fees (LN when?)

>tfw bought at 11k:
>20k didn't sell
>16k didn't sell
>never moved a sat out of my wallet

I will be a good trader, I will improve, but please reach 16k and start swinging again, please

>Even though I don’t consider Ethereum a legit crypto project for obvious reasons
Why would I care about what this random retard has to say?
Also that article is from April, centuries ago in crypto time

You called?

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BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

Alts will prob tank again, because BTC is mooning or because BTC will drop back. The moment I saw it mooning I looked on biz and guessed I would encounter retarded /King/ memes soon

>ZOMG BITCOIN IS MOOOOONING
Literally all my alts are going up at higher percentages... including my Shitcoin Cash that I'm waiting to turn a profit before dumping.

is peter /ourguy/?

Koreans are driving the price to the stratosphere in Bithumb.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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>1 dollar transactions as a positive

LMAO what a fucking obsolete shitcoin BTC is.

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>2020 LAMBO IS STILL ON

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Yea that's a bit over the top is it? No matter really if BTC moons alts will get some too, wish BTC the best of luck

We are still in the corrective wave aren't we? Isn't it a bull trap?

How high is it going?

that is perfect

16.5k and then it will dip again

> Wait for it

yes, he has been for awhile

Can you explain why it's "frozen"? Reason?

how can the market be so horrendously inefficient.
are koreans too dumb to buy at another exchange?

kek, he's going to dump on the normalfags, he bought early this year.

awesome

lots of people went into tether or usd for the month because it's the fucking holidays and they don't want to be worrying about volatile assets or watching charts all the time.
This phenomenon happens in every western market.

Are you too dumb to sell on a Korean exchange? Fiat gateways make things needlessly difficult because of retarded laws.

LOTR: Return of the Shitcoin (in b4 it drops).

keep dumping xlm faggots

massive sell wall at $15300. Get ready!!!!

Return of the chadcoin

lmao i can't believe people are celebrating a 15% increase after bleeding out over 20% over the past few weeks

crypto traders have the shortest memory span

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