The courts hereby finds you guilt of...
Intentional inaction leading to the death of others...
Petrification
Carelessness or thoughtlessness leading to a death
Removal of Hearth or Brain.
This court hands over the remainder of the proceedings to you user.
Hi Jeremy.
But I'm petrified and missing a vital organ
Those are some seriously authoritarian punishments
>shitposting
You are tied to a post and shat upon.
>Removal of Hearth
But I cook from there!
>that's someone's fetish somewhere on Veeky Forums
>Not right now you don't
Eye for an eye is the only true justice, desu
>you’ve been deemed untrustworthy, and guilty of treason.
>the court has ruled that you be blinded, and will live on the charity of others
>Intentional inaction leading to the death of others...
>Petrification
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl
>You have been found guilty of rape
>Therefore we confer upon the victim the right to rape you
>THE COURT HAS SPOKEN
>Victim rams a splintery piece of wood into and out of your anus until you die from massive hemorrhaging.
>This court hands over the remainder of the proceedings to you user.
Thank you, your Honor.
First, I would like to say: What the fuck?
>Sexy Justice pic
>finds guilt of
>removal of Hearth
Put even the slightest goddamn bit of effort into posting, would you?
He goes beyond the punishment specifications, now the victim is guilty of an unlawful killing, aka murder.
Guilty of stopping the ancient evil and saving the world!
You have to live in it for the rest of your life.
It's not the victim's fault that you're pussy can't take it.
>Victim rams a splintery piece of wood into and out of your anus until you are on the verge of dying from the massive hemorrhaging, then stops and lets the medics attend to you.
>"You know, I feel much better now" they say, before continuing with their life.
Besides, the real ideal ironic/real world punishment for rape is castration.
As I understand it, that line was meant to be a lesson in limitations of punishment. *No more* than an eye for an eye.
Then they get the splintery rod of destruction
In Exodus it's presented as a specific punishment for a specific crime.
>If men struggle with each other and strike a woman with child so that she gives birth prematurely, yet there is no injury, he shall surely be fined as the woman's husband may demand of him, and he shall pay as the judges decide. But if there is any further injury, then you shall appoint as a penalty life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise.
Jesus (via Matthews) begged to differ of course:
>You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.