SUPERPOWERED

'''Rolled 89 (1d100)'''

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Perfection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speedster_Physiology

I guess I'll solve as many problems as I can.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Command
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Attacks
1d100 = 47

Well that's an oddly specific combination, they mesh quite nicely. But how do I send God a video?

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Test

Rolled 68 (1d100)

Shit

So I tested this to ask you guys the fuck is this? Are you plugging in roll?

Rolled 31 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seal_Creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Embodiment
Oh ho ho, let's see if I'm god tier or just the padlock for someone else.

...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Cutting

Im gonna play some card games, to the death!

Rolled 81 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Aura
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Energy_Attacks

I guess I can conjure all manner of crystals that shoot laser beams? Might be cool, could be a living weapons platform protected by layers of crystal that can shoot lasers.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

oops

Sounds like you sold your soul to the Pitt for real life duel monsters.
The human editing software!

Rolled 34 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Methods_of_Flight

Hey, buddy, I can conjure crystals. You want a hit? First one's free.

What side are you on?

Rolled 53 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Fire_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Generation

Cleansing flames is the only way to repent

Well, we've got a nice pair of villains already.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

I got a really weird mix of powers.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teeth_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Preservation

So basically I can bite people to heal them or cure people of their illnesses. I could probably also fight offensively by growing huge chompers and mutilating the hell out of someone, but it wouldn't be the easiest thing to do, as my teeth would heal some of the damage. Maybe if I have good capabilities I can increase or lower the healing power?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Wing_Manifestation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Magic
Cyborg angel. Fuck yeah.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>Ice Augmentation
>Truth Manipulation
I have no fucking idea.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

I'll bite.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Attacks?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Focused_Group_Counter?useskin=oasis

Fug, how does that work? I can papercut a certain ethnicity now?

With that roll you'll be lucky to clear the ground

Haha faggot

>mfw

...

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>Powers:
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sanitization
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electroreception

I use electricity to sense the world which I can then purify.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Concentration
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Magic
>Actual muscle wizard

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Aura_Manipulation
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lexiconicy

I am known as Sage and will lead the world to a correct path.

...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Fire_Generation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imp_Physiology
I guess i can set shit aflame when i turn into an imp?

Rolled 49 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Aura
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Guardianship
I'ts seem I am the master of the matrix

Almost

Rolled 91 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation

How the fudge does this work then?

You are a booster, you could roll again if you want

Rolled 7 (1d23)

Shit second was;

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Madness_Aspect_Manifestation

Am I the BBEG?

Rolling for which "Madness Aspect" (seriously how does that work?)

C..can I become the embodiment of Desire?

Rolled 84 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Bomb_Generation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invulnerability_Bypassing

So basically I'm totally normal with the exception that I can bomb the living shit out of any little fuck who thinks that he is invulnerable.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bakeneko_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerobatics

Puss in Boots, clearly.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blessed_Blood

Don't you just love me, user? Am I not the most perfect creature you've ever met? #blessed

Rolled 96 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Force-Field_Combat
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Fluctuation

So I could go on defense and make opponents powers turn against them/weaken them? Otherwise I'd just train and learn how to use the fluctuation to improve my powers and others.

dice+1d100

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Projection

I'm... a cosmic Internet troll?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

Whoops.

I think I'd make a decent villain. I've got no combat ability but wherever you go, I'm right there, whispering in your ear and making you angry. Like a cosmic Wormtongue. I could start galactic wars from the comfort of my secret lair.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illogical_Weapons?useskin=oasis

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Elemental_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Can shape weapons out of divine energy, the weapons usage never makes any logical sense.

So we have
4 (team 0) members
1 (team 1) member
6 (team 2) members
5 (team 3) members
2 (team 4) members
2 (team 5) members
1 (team 6) member
1 (team 8) member
6 (team 9) members

RIP team 7

Impossible Physiology
Holy Projectile Attack

I guess I'm an old school angel?

Last time i played this I got 100 on my power roll, but my ability was the ability to be a big octopus.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

Did my roll wrong. Come on cool angel powers

Rolled 7 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Temporal_Teleportation?useskin=oasis
So basically I fuck up space and time whenever I say something. I think I'll just be quiet.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arm_Transformation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Data_Conversion

I can turn my arm into a tentacle of computer shit that lets me absorb things into my magical realm?

Rolled 80 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rumor_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Beam_Emission?useskin=oasis

Not sure what to make of this. I guess I can only change rumors or reality by using the beam?

>both 8posters are computer-themed
I digitize, he uses their powers against their friends.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Authority
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Assimilation

so I'm a super gun nut then.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Restoration_Augmentation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nemesis_Cloning

So it looks like I can heal, or resurrect the dead who are then enhanced while at the same time creating a nemesis version of that character?

Sounds like I'm a super villain of sorts.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Voice
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philosophy_Materialization

they call me the philosophizer

It's a lot closer to CYOA threads honestly. Everyone makes their own thing.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

I'll make a pocket dimension... in your butt!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pocket_Dimension_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Empowerment

Rolled 74 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coral_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ant_Physiology

what the fuck

>Matter manipulation
>Skin regeneration

Guess I won't be bothered much by sunburn any time soon. I guess I'll be able to armour myself quite well too, generating an outer skin layer of whatever the settings unbreakable bullshitium is at will.

Offensive use may not be suitable for Saturday morning use though, as the victim suddenly finds himself growing an extra ton or so of skin. Unable to move under this extra weight and soon to die of heatstroke. Add toxin-secreting glands, a sprinkling of Cobalt-60, or some other misery to their hypodermis if it seems necessary.

The best octopus.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Blade_Construction
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/High-Tech_Exoskeleton
I guess i'm a flying super mutant trying out advanced chemotherapy

If youd rolled higher youd be pic related.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-God
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Technology

dice+1d100

I AM GOD!!!!

Rolled 42 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Inheritance
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Source

I am technically a relevant character.

roll bitch nigga

Rolled 14 (1d100)

fuck i fucked up dice roll kek

HAHAHA

Rolled 70 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Flight
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Lunar_Manipulation

Flying moon man time.

You're not a god, you're bibleman.

So, we've got a genocidal origami wizard, a super-powerful spiritualist who can manipulate reality through writing, a master of the Matrix who protects the fabric of space, a glass cannon bomber who can defeat invulnerable opponents, a "love me and despair" aristocrat, a war-starting cosmic being, and a telekinetic skin generator.

Team 9 has got it going on.

oh god i remember that shit

Rolled 37 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rigidity_Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Demon_Lord_Physiology

I am the Sex Demon Lord Of Paralysis

Bow

Rolled 76 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Mind
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Constructs

ALL HAIL BLOOD COMPUTER

Rolled 34 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Premature_Evolution
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unimind

GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED

kek

Rolled 53 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remolding
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Property_Infusion
Man can not remake himself without suffering, for he is both the clay and the sculptor.

Looks like team two is carried mostly by Moon Man and Phising. The center of the group is Mister Might He might have powers, we're not quite sure, the b-row are Moonbird, Lightning and and Padlock.
The catgirl and the angel chick are there for fanservice.

>Kaiba
>Coral-ant man
>The Sculptor(who's probably responsible for Coral-Ant man)

We have a good Saturday morning cartoon villain thing going on

Rolled 22 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Mimicry
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Negation

>i'm gonna clean up this city

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Alteration_Negation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Entropy_Reduction

>negate everyone else's fun powers

I guess I'm Veeky Forums's mods?

>b-row are Moonbird, Lightning and and Padlock.
B-but I embody space-time... please take me seriously

Rolled 92 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Magic?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Headbutt?useskin=oasis
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We should run.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cancellation_Bypassing?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Entity_Tethering?useskin=oasis
The Just Cause tethers are real. And nothing can stop them.

Alright, so what do I get to kill?

Technically could be the child of any or any two members of the team and get all their powers.

Your job is to bend the path of light so that the media always gets compromising shots of our two monster girls and that's it. Leave the fighting to the guy who can't die, will ya?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>power negation

>
>pain-powered headbutt god

Team 9 is officially OP.

Is it ok to like this cool picture if you're black?

Because I'm black.

>pain magic
>head butting
>level 92

God dammit I'm in class you asshole.

I am woke

I have ascended