Warhammer 40000 General /40kg/

A meme's end edition

>Squats
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>Reset the clock
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>FAQs, Errata, and Designer Commentary
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>Rules
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>Other Megas
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>Old Black Library Mega
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>Math-hammer 40k
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Where the fuck is the Thousand Sons codex? I'm tired of listening to disgusting britbongs stammer through the rules with their barely intelligible accents.

first for 5 mins to sob

the squat meme ended ages ago when 6e brought them back.

BRETTED, KANGED, MARINED, SISTERED? THE CHOICE FOR THE NEW ABANDONED FACTION TERM IS YOURS.

Can daemons be waifus?

Buy it or be fucking patient.

Nth for Grey Knights.
We still matter too
R-right?

Sisters were closer to release than Squats on the clock though I thought

i wonder, what do you fa/tg/uys think of the regimental standard ?

Soon

It's not out yet you mouth-breathing retard.

My votes on KANGED

Who?

Can we all agree that the Night Lords are the best legion ever?

Bretted

no question

It's fun

Sauce, I want to know more.

Codex: Tzaangors tomorrow!

spretty good

That clock is for a full Squat release.

No physical pussy

>Girls want your wallet
>Daemons want your soul
What's worse?

KANGED has a good ring to it.

Arkhan the black got a new model, KANGED is out

Kang works because they were annihilated from the store and the setting and everything
At least marines and sisters exist, act in the lore and have stuff for sale
Bretted just doesnt sound good
no

KANGED

BRETTED second choice but it doesn't have the flavour of KANGED

Girls want your wallet and soul
At least demons just want your soul

Arkhan the black is a traitor though.

SLANNED

Well, at least they don't have american accents.
Everyone knows that amerifats speak like homosexuals.

Not even as a Kang though, just a vanilla nagash undead, as one of those End Times shit boxes
no actual tomb kings stuff is available

What about girl demons?

>the absolute state of plastic sisters of battle

Buried or mummied, gets the idea across and doesn't sound retarded.

All girls are demons
Not all demons are girls

Neverborn can sometimes manifest in the materium.

They want both but are forward about it.

SQUATTED
>Because Marinelets loved the power squat stance

“Sobbed”

Hey guys.
Does anyone know in which base does the Primaris Captain come? Im trying to make a primaris kitbashed with power fist and plasma pistol as a gift for a friend, but im missing the base.

>tfw I saw the Plastic SoB clock
>tfw I figured it had to be them because they're never bringing back Squats

No.
Also, you are a heretic.

Yes, but Iggy is not your waifu!

Not yet. SoB and Marines are soft squated
While Squats, Tomb Kings and Brettons where actually nuked from their setting

Why are people getting excited for squats when it’s literally going to be a single model for Necromunda?

KANGED sounds best.

>We still matter
You're silver. And Custodes are gold. You're Marine tier durability (aka none) while Custodes tote a 2+ 4++
Custodes got Jetbikes, you got some dudes with sci-fi backpacks

In short
>You're only second rate.

40

Shills

Did anyone else notice the plastic sisters clock is close to 12?

...

GW is completely random at this point.
Like a teenager discovering online porn and jerking off at what ever video is next

>SoB and Marines are soft squated
Hilariously marines are more squatted in lore than sisters.

Which Inquisitor is best Inquisitor ?

They've been openly talking about it and teasing it for a while. I think a plastic set is coming but Emperor knows when.

...

Due to the absurdity of the situation
Fucking squats and Custodes got new models before SoB

>you're a second rate player
>with a third rate army

No. No one noticed

Yeah. That and the recent SoB pack.
Something is coming.

You know who.

>Fucking squats and Custodes got new models before SoB

Not really? St Celestine means they got 3 new models.

SoB got Veridyan and Celestine so if this is only one squad model it's behind the four the Sisters got.

Sooo with a Squat model making a reappearance in the GrimDark, this raises one huge, critical problem that must be resolved in short order.

What term is going to replace 'squatted' ?

...

Did people actually want squats?

>tyranids are Ophellia off screen
>less squatted than regular marines
The absolute state of SoBfags

Cool Custodes dawg

Celestine was already a thing. Hardly counts. That is like making new Cypher model and call it new DA line

KANGED has got my vote.

Marined or marooned

>"Erm...wel it's rather cheeky."
They've got my friends saying cheeky with the incessant spam of this word in every warhammer video. You sound fucking stupid when you talk like this brits it doesn't sound rich.

KANGED seems to be the most popular choice.

>That is like making new Cypher model and call it new DA line

You mean FALLEN line

KANGED

like gw ever bothered to check what their customers want.

Not really, but it's still nice.

Would have much preferred getting Arbites or Enforcers.

Methinks that Squats should have Heat Axes.

>inb4 someone finds it problematic to call a little person abhuman

It's a new model still (And the other two people in her unit are 100% new). I mean, if we are counting a single squat in a spin off game then St Celestine definitely counts.

So next KANGED faction: dubs decides

Settra wills it to be Kanged.

Don't exist.
They're either gender neutral, or traps

I like that one, reminds me of the inquisitor chick from DoW2

Is that Celestine's skull she's holding ?

guard, replaced by squats

>tfw Settra fully earned those titles

>Tyranids ate almost all the blood angels and had to be saved by a top of line and better marine
>Litterally in lore everything about primaris is just an upgrade there is zero reason to make marines, while sisters still happily have reason to exist

also what the fuck is with the tyranid being recycle bins for faction

Kharadon Overlords were a big hit in age of sigmarines, I'm expecting steam punk squats for 40k next.

It would probably feel weird though.
What is the sensation of pounding a daemon pussy?

The old Celestine model was better.

stop getting embarrassed by the army you're designed to hunt. too early to say if custodes will place in the tournaments unlike grey knights

> Slayer of Redditras
Truly Settra was /ourguy/
Stay golden pony boy

Been painting a couple of hospitalers.

Similar feeling to snuggling up to your favourite waifu bodypillow.

Its a rare occasion that you see someone be this monumentally wrong

No idea, it might be, I just follow Ironsleet as the thorn moons crusade comes closer.

Space Dwarfs would be pretty cool

Chaos

Emperor bless me with dubs of truth