Why are goblins the best?

Why are goblins the best?

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I'd fuck her, nott gonna lie.

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Pathfinder goblins suck.
Warcraft goblins are GOAT.

Non-sexual goblins, you degenerates. Don't make this a fetish thread.

That's not gonna stop them

Because they're versatile.

Do you want shitty, inferior creatures your players can slay by the dozen? They can be that.

Do you want threatening hoards of still conceivably beatable minions? They can be that. Some people may think it's lame or unrealistic a small party of people can fight two dozen orcs and survive. But even with numbers advantage, goblins could potentially still be beaten, or at least it's easier to conceive.

Do you want smol races? They work great as an ugly cute kind of creature. They are far less uncanny valley then a hobbit or gnome for most people, so the guy in your group who likes to be the little sneaky bastard has something fun to play.

Do you want something simple? Goblins are nice because they are basic. They don't have any special abilities- they're just basic fighting monsters. Occasionally some might be spellcasters or a suicide bomber, but their basic abilities don't make them weird.

You get a lot of exposure to them. They're the prototypical CR or level or HD 1 monster. And unlike giant rats or big worms as your first monsters, these ones can talk and have personalities.

Do you want underdogs? They're textbook. Goblins out of any creature can play black humor well, being shitty and useless and expendable and working just fine with it.

Plus; every setting can fluff them in different ways. Are they mutated shitbags? Living spores of a weird species of fungus? Are they a servitor race? Do they use crazy diseases, magic, or technology? Almost regardless of what it is, your settings 1 weird thing is almost certainly going to come through with its goblins, since they're the monster that can use it without making it overpowered or overblown. Players would autistically screech if forced to fight a beholder or a group of trolls that had an airship or steampunk machine gun. But goblins? It makes them interesting.

That's just a few reasons. Oh- and they're totally fuckable. That's always a plus.

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because they merge comic relief mischief with low cunning and sensless violence.

Kind of like how you see yourself user = a little rebel in a big world that, if given the opportunity you would fuck shit upp

>turning goblins into furries
I'm too late to slowly strangle the person who did this to Kobolds, but I reckon I can still find whoever drew this art and 'explain' it to him why he's so wrong.

MTG Goblins>Pathfinder Goblins>Warcraft Goblins

I was so pumped for the Misty Mountain Goblins in the hobbit because of how sick they looked in the LotR movies....

I think you should strangle your own insecurities first friend.

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Fucking all if this. You can do whatever you want with goblins and it won't be too out there for your players because they're still fucking goblins.

0/10

That movie turned the badass into shit

I agree, you should leave immediately

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Just wait until Nott wants to fuck Caleb.

Never ever, she is like a little sister to him.

I never realized how I was denied LotR goblins in the garbage fire of the modern Hobbit movies

Who knows what Liam and Sam have decided for their characters. I could see them going in either direction just because of how close those two are and Liam had also posted a picture of Leon and Matilda when it came to Nott and Caleb and Matilda sure wanted a piece of Leon.

Is that Christine Larsen art?

Depends on setting.

Not at all

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Nott is not for lewds

That top panel is the only good panel in that comic

I think she disagrees with the semen joke and 'three dudes, three chicks, do the math' line. People seem to think too much that she's a little girl when she spends a good deal of time boozin'.

Who?

this managa is like a tone-deaf ripoff of berserk

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The character from the OP is a character from Critical Role.

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I have a goblin nation in my current campaign. They used to be a slave race who's owners died out due to a magical catastrophe of their own design.
The Goblin cities are literally scaled down copies of human cities from a nation at the other end of the continent and they constantly send survey teams to insure they're up to date. They have the ability to instantly copy any spell they observe but will violently explode if they cast something beyond their level. They have a secret selective breeding program where they are trying to reshape themselves into something humans would find attractive as they believe this is the best way to form diplomatic relations. For some reason, they idolize humans but don't actually live near any.
Currently, they are trying to open trade with their neighbors, the Noble City Elves, using Goblin Art. The elves are absolutely horrified such a thing exists and would probably eradicate them if they weren't already involved in another war elsewhere.

>ywn be surrounded by green, shortstack sluts

Nott is prime lewd material desu. I would.

Nah, the one where he drows the ogre is pretty cool.

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>although 99% of goblins are generally small, there's that one goblin who's somehow the size of an ogre
How would you explain it?

he works out

Gobdre the Giant, who needs explanations when he could just slam

Goblins and orcs are the same thing in LOTR

I think bat-nosed goblins are under utilized.

In defense of Jackson, the Hobbit has always been much more whimsical and tonally light than The Lord of the Rings. While the film adaptations have a LOT of issues, the Goblins doing a silly song is far from one of them because it was in the book too.

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Same way humans have individuals with gigantism or dwarfism

>mfw playing a whore goblin rogue right now

I’m walking on the edge of the magical realm but it’s been fun so far

what is it with rogues and being whores?

What I wanna play is a goblin gal who looks like a whore, dresses like one, and on occasion acts like one too, but isn't actually a whore. Quite the opposite, in fact she's a virgin and wants respect more that anything else in the world. Wants it enough that she's quite willing to hurt people to get it. However, despite this, she'll use her appearance to get others to drop their guard and underestimate her, because what do you expect from a little goblin whore? Not 15 Magic Missiles aimed at your dick, that's for sure.

Clean
No hair
Cokgobblers.
Get more into sex than nubile youg boys after their first dry prostate orgasm following a long months worth of grooming and preparation.

What kind of stupid disguise even is that? Sure it covers mouth, but what about the actual upper part that is harder to conceal? Fucking useless
She's still cute though, can we have more female gobbos who are not shortstack sluts?

>female gobbos
>not shortstack sluts

Weird, it’s like you posted a physically impossible arrangement of letters.

STOP WITH THIS "GOBLIN FEMALES ARE WHORES" SLANDER.
THEY ARE MEANT TO RANGE FROM INNOCUOUS SCROLL-KEEPERS TO FRANTIC INVENTORS.

Goblin females are sluts gotdamn it!

>*FROM INSATIABLE SEMEN-DEMONS TO FANTASTIC ESCORTS

ftfy

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All I want is for SOMEONE to play, just for once, a gobbo that everyone thinks is open even to the slightest sexual advances.

You're part of the problem affecting goblinkind and the current disposition other races have of them!

>thinks is open
Is NOT* open.
Fuck.

Look at the image I posted

>that everyone thinks is open to even the slightest sexual advances

So, a normal gobbo girl.

user, I think you're mixing up the inequalities.
> Means greater than. Since your ranking was clearly backwards, I thought I'd correct you :)

>but what about the actual upper part

That's what the hood is for dummy

These sort remind of some kinda goblin girl punk band. They sing songs about toads, skeletons, scabs, and raunchy girl stuff.

I always liked the goblins from Lorwyn. Especially this guy. He's my favorite.

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no

In my setting, every once in a while a member of a race (human, elf, dorf, ect.) Is born as a "giant". They're basically regular members of the race but scaled up to the equivalent of a 10ft tall human. Like a halfling would basically be a somewhat tall human, a dorf would be around 8ft but still squat looking, ect.

How will she see then?
Pretty please?

So basically a more spectacular version of gigantism? Sounds pretty cool actually.

Your own desires betray you, user. Cease this assinine resistance.

Don't understand all this fan art with Notts fucking ears poking out the hood, defeating the point of the cloak

So, goblins/kobolds are the new Veeky Forums's little darlings?

I thought kobolds always were?

>new

Kobolds at least have been a thing for a while.

Legit stop this.

because they aren't, nor try to, and you are a contrarian

>how do hoods work

>new

>kobolds
Only furries like those things

>new Veeky Forums
user, a cute green shortstack has always been a nice thing.

Who is this artist?

At least it was low-key while Veeky Forums masturbated to dwarves.

Like this?

You fetishfags are all the same, furry or not.

It's not really a bad thing, but still, i kinda want to have a goblin/kobold thread that doesn't devolve into this sometimes.

Ehhhh could be easily discovered, using a big scarf would be more practical
Huh...makes sense...wait how many pictures of such specific concept are there?

>Huh...makes sense...wait how many pictures of such specific concept are there?
That is a picture of Nott. There's a shitload of fan art out.

Wait that's an acutal character from somewhere?
Where?

Yes please.

Critical Role, my dude.

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Zamasu?

IMO the Hobbit movies were at their strongest when it was a whimsical adventure of a bunch of dwarves and a cowardly hobbit, rather than a DARK AND EPIC TALE

Huh, never heard about it.
Thanks man, I'll check it out

I must know who this drawfag is.

Critical Role. Sam Riegel's character.

Critical Role

>betrayed expectations: the manga
of fucking course it had to be a Damn LN

>expecting anything good to come from a setting that only works if people are willfully retarded

>the retardation starting from the first fucking chapter
Figuratively what expectations

Nott a cute.

You mean when it was anything like the book.