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>Math-hammer 40k
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First for Eversors

nth but actually first for Tzeentch.

3rd for Angry Squats.

4th for Sanguinius shall live again

fifth for buff eldar, they suck right now.
new models when

Punished Valdor and un-retired Eyes of the Emperor legion in 40k soon?

Posting best space dad in this thread.

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Share with me your paint recipe in those guardians, my man.

I'd call corvus daddy desu

IG is the comfiest army in 40k.

>inb4 Fabius clones a perfect version of him too for the soul of the Sanguinor to transfer to.

I prefer my edgelords to your comfydudes. IG with gasmasks looks best though, I agree.

Heresy.

Necrons forever! We're not evil anymore, and were not good either... were kinda doing nothing.... Can't wait for that codex.

No fucking way would anyone from the BA kill this clone. They'd be too overcome with both grief and joy.

Endless urban warfare through cities destroyed by artillery barrages, fighting edgy heretics with bayonets and flamethrowers, is best warfare.

Don't they know where is soul is. In crystal form.

Just force the thing back into a new clone body and BAM

Sanguinius is back.

I hope we will hear tomorrow if the Dark Eldar is going on preorder next saturday

Fabius ironically makes lots of loyalist primarch clones.
>tfw you will never be an uncorrupted Fulgrim clone who clucks your creator's special astartes-level snowflake daughter into joining another endless war

If Fabius stayed loyal and teamed up with Cawl, the Emperor, and the rest of His super genetics (and probably perpetual) team, chaos and the rest of the galaxt would be superfucked under endless hordes of primarch level troops.

God I love fighting on urban terrain maps.

HERESY.

Fabius literally only turncoated because he wasn't allowed to experiment on shit that he wanted.

>Sanguinius was there. Noble Sanguinius, Primarch of the Blood Angels Legion, was there in all his glory, and I saw Sargon hesitate upon entering. He considered the primarch’s manifestation an omen, and likely a bad one. Sanguinius was formed of psychically resonant crystal, as were all of the echoes of those slain aboard the Vengeful Spirit throughout its long history.

Renegade for true freedom and does his own shit.

I can respect that. We need more marines in the straight renegade column.

The guys and his kids did permanently fuck the galaxy.

So about Kastelan Robots, they are mentioned as not having true AI and they need datasmiths to reprogram them mid combat so they can actually change what they do, but then the AdMech codex mentions Kastelan Robots that just kinda... leave and wander, showing up at a different world to help AdMech fight. So how does this work? Do they have an out of combat semi-AI or something? Because in combat they don't even know how to move unless you swap their programs.

>and I saw Sargon hesitate

How many comfycrons is too many?

Wrong, he was borderline exiled because Abaddon rammed a huge fucking space ship into EC new homeworld and base in the Eye where Bile's main laboratory was. After Bile failed to contain this and got his clones destroyed abord his own ship while fleeing, EC basically told him to fuck off.
Source: Talon of Horus and both Bile books (Primogenitor&Clonelord)

It's not really an ai- it's a machine spirit. Think of it as an overly complex chat bot. (Like reddit)

Over the year people keep fucking with it. So they tend to have quirks.

Hey don't blame me man that shit is on the black library.

Eh, she was asking for it.

Same. Lots of cover, lots of LoS blocking, and objectives placed in the middle of buildings and not in the deployment zones.

Auscunt with the TSons codex could you post a readable points cost?

Well, thanks to this guy, my BAs can get extra attacks on 4+ against Black Legion units via a 1CP stratagem.

Why the nose tube as the mark of ultimate chaotic corruption? Was some GW artist back in the day traumatized by their grandpa with emphysema?

What's the context though ? Where's that crystal Sanguinius ?

My guy put the "Horus" in "Horus Heresy"

Artists just try to show corruption with stuff like that plus it is sci-fi and grimdark to have tubes and wires attached to your skull.

On the ship vengeful spirit where he died.

They destroy it and it always comes back someplace on the ship.

One fuck took a chunk and put it in his sword.

Horsepuss Heresy
That's the true reason for war in 40k

Was Ahriman unchanged? Can you confirm if TSons daemon princes can cast 2 spells? And can Termi Sorcs take a familiar?

It's just a psychic echo of his death, not birdboy's actual soul.

>tfw your barely competitive legion gets special stratagems made to counter it

Interestingly enough, bananas have the exact same stratagem.

Unchanged from what? Because in 8e he got some nerfed, and then the potential Smite nerf will hurt even more.

The tubes of darkness turn anyone to villainy!

... maybe an after- effect of surviving the poisoning?

Man Valdor stats in 30k, only combatants more powerfull than he are Primarchs, he can fight Primarchs and even win against some.
His spear forces to reroll successful invul saves have and is AP2 both in melee and shooting.

Also his warlord trait is giving all custodes units deep strike.

Space dad Horus is best Horus

I'm not too familiar with bananas. I plan to get raped by them tomorrow.

THis is what happens when you spend too much time on the internet. Damn tubes.

Facebook is a curse.

Bring tanks or something that can move fast... and kill the bikes first. You'll be fine.

>Unchanged from what?
From the index? Does he have any other options? Can he still cast 3 deny 3?

>and then the potential Smite nerf will hurt even more.
18 different spells will help this.

It's a ripoff of dune. It also allows to to breathe pure concentrated Chaos.

I want rules for these big termie bois.

Well, maybe Horus shouldn't have killed the Imperium's mascot. Have you heretical faggots ever considered that?

The existence of abaddon does not make your legion competetive. Black legion is legit the fucking worst. Christ, at least the word bearers have a useful warlord trait and an acceptable relic.

The black Legion suite of traits and gear is as schizophrenic as it is underpowered and heartbreaking

At their current points cost? 1

>Anonymous
Explain in full detail please.

>His spear forces to reroll successful invul saves
delicious

such a fascination with tubes
are space pirates also chaos?

rules never ever

I'm fucked.
>Necrons kitted for 7e rules
>Too much Gauss
>Shitty Heavy and my HQ and Elites didn't transition well to new rules
Improved RP is nice so far and gives me some staying power, but mobility kind of fucks me at the moment.

Post approved

Some Primarchs found MLP porn
That's how it started

Its weird, cause in 6e it made sense. They all got preferred enemy abaddon because of the psychic connection to the talon of Horus. It's not like the black legion killed the emperor and bird boy. The sons of Horus and the talon did.

I'll admit some unfamiliarity with him, I'm basing it on LGS bitching.

Fucking khorne needs to stop leaving that shit everywhere.

Maybe Sanguinius shouldn't have chimped out when Horus tried to visit his dad then.

All this talk of Blood Angles... did you expect me not to post this?

Yeah compared to Allarus, Aquilon terminators are god-tier.
I supect they may have the cataphractii 4++ save, which means 3++ termies with STR10 powerfists.

BL is litterally SoH with another name.

Existance of Abaddon is literally the only good thing about Black Legion in the new CSM book. I agree on everything else you said though. It is a pretty sad state of affairs.
Thankfully I am playing my own OC warband otherwise I'd be proper fucking mad about this.

and if we can also get firepikes... so down.

Not going to hold my breath tho. The least likly thing we will get are the bikes and termis.

GW pro doesn't want to lose sales of the main line

How do I mix tempestus scions and SoB

With lots of lube and or foreplay.

Yeah, how much points of lube?

A titan's worth.

For fun, if you get a Necron warrior blob of 20 (240pts)
And a Custards bolter bike trio plus jetbike captain shooting and charging them (430pts)

Shooting will remove 12 Necrons
Charge and fighting will remove 15 Necrons
Total 27
Morale phase you rolling a 3 with LD10 removes another 20 Necrons
So you lose 47 Warriors out of a blob of 20 on average.

The bikes are T6 W4 2+ 4++
14'' Move and Fly

Basically the moral is, watch the FUCK out of his bikes, they do work on blobs pretty well.

Have the scions bring what the sisters lack : flyers and deepstriking meltas.

Does it count as battle line?

We need those grav tanks statted up.

Custodes with Land Raiders is gross, hell the 40k codex even references the death rays and grav heavy tanks too.

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>Sisters
>Lacking melta
(?)

No, but it is a cum line.

>>legion dies in the fury of the combined assault on their fortress world by the other traitor legions in retribution for what is seem as their failure for the loss at terra
>>New legion founded by their former first captain with a new name, recruiting from any willing legionnaire who wants to join the long war and regain their brotherhood
>>most remaining sons of Horus referred to as "thrice cursed traitors" who despise abaddon and fight him at every opportunity
>>run by a guy who calls Horus "The Galaxy's Biggest Fuckup (tm)"

Yeah, las cannon hitting on 2+ is very nice

If you can bring 2 there is that nice strat that lets you ignore all shooting penalties.

Just think it's a close 400 points to spend.

I'm planning on starting a necron army to start playing 40k with. My plan is to have a dynasty who's overload essentially said: "Let's go on a space adventure lads! WEEEEE!" and is now scouring the universe to collect as much data on other cultures as he can, with the goal of restoring a (likely artificial) personality to each and every one of his soldiers, down to the very last warrior.

Basically: Bohemian Necron Nomads/Hobos. Any thoughts? Any name recommendations for these guys?

This but unironically.

All their non cheese is meh.
Fucking 90 points of antihorde specialists just to kill 4 guardsmen.

>666
Cultist-Chan is with us!

At first yes, but now Black Legion is mix of all traitor legions and many traitor warbands.
In fact every astartes who swear his loyality to Abaddon and paint his armour black and gold is Black Legion

Yeah and then they proceed to win "Legion Wars" which is the struggle between all the traitor legions inside the Eye.
Break outside into real space to slaughter, pillage and loot, get beat back by the nigh-infinite Imperial war machine, then rinse repeat until Cadia is broken and Galaxy is split in half.
Not too bad of a run for a broken legion if you ask me.
Still, they won't stop, can't stop...

>non gw beautiful third part models are a fraction of the price of their mass produced counterpart

But why.

Wait what?

The eldar suck right now? wtf is this bait?

they are like the top tier army atm.

BAs and custards don't really care about the details. They just like punching the horned dudes in black.

Soon shall become now

>shooting will remove 12 necrons
Uh 48 bolter shots at Bs2+ won’t kill 12 necrons

The melta missiles will do even worse

>the 40k codex even references the death rays and grav heavy tanks too.

Details please, of what gets referenced.
Odds are, if it is acknowledged in the Codex it stands a chance of getting the port. Because the Codex was written with Forge World in mind. So anything not mentioned has less chance.

Plastic Sisters soon, my brothers !

Yeah, I like how the custards have a fuck the black legion strat.