A bard wishes to join the Order of the Burger

>A bard wishes to join the Order of the Burger
What happens?

So why do they call him Jaws?

Because his signature way of butchering enemies is ripping out their throats.

Does the bard have anything to elevate them onto the level of Kid Vid?
If not, I guess they can join the troupe of useless hanger-ons.

>Order of the Burger
You mean Vid Kid and the Bunch of Scrubs Nobody Cares About?

Eat a dick, Boomer was literally made to be mating pressed

>Vid Kid
Really, now?

A Stephen King style underage orgy.

>Being a literal pedophile
Not even pro-loli arguments will save you here.

Well, fuck me, his name is actually Kid Vid. Now I just feel silly.

No relation.

Dance party!
Sorry, Wheels isn't invited.

>Being a pedo
>Calling Missionary something other than missionary.
How pathetic.

Seek help

Nerds, stay away from my cartoons

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Kid Vid is a girl. How silly do you feel now?

>le nostalogia
>le 90s XD XD XD
>who else loves retro corporate marketing guise?? lmao

you done?

Pretty sure Jazz was introduced in the 2000s.

>Black kid
>Mexican kid
>Sporty girl
>Pretty white girl
>RAD KID
>Nerd kid
>Handicapped kid
>Asian kid
>Doge

Captain Planet did the Politically Correct squad with just 5 members.

And people act like PC is bad today

for now

Shit I was like the 4 last time I saw these fucks anD WHAT THE FUCK WAS EVER UNDER KID VID'S GODDAM VISOR

Was Lingo Hispanic? I always thought he was Italian.

Italians tend not to be that dark, user. Also, their hair tends to be wavier. But yeah, Lingo was a mestizo.

I honestly always thought he was another black guy

>mating
>child

Got me to google it, you tricky fuck. But seriously, Kid Vid had an actual name, Ryan.

Italians are hispanic

Its like saying "he's supposed to be jewish? I thought he was arab!"

How come modern diversity casts exclude the kid in the wheelchair? Wheelchair kid used to be omnipresent but I can't remember the last time I've seen one.

Yes.

If she wishes to join, she must pass the Trial

Too many wheelchair kids killed in action.

Extreme Ghostbusters was the last time I remember seeing a wheel chair in a diversity cast.

It was ham fisted and optimistic in the 90s and 80s. The worst you could say is that it was naive and artificial, but well meaning.
Today, this shit definitely comes from a place of malice and spite and has yet to produce anything of quality.

Almost as if the modern version was made as a cynical deconstruction of its forebarer. Or maybe just grimderp for the sake of it.