Made saw played go;

Take it away, user.

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c'mon people the joke is to turn expectation on its head by setting up the expectation in the first two panels and then dashing them with the third. that only works when all three columns are easily understood and recognized. when we have to try and figure out what it is you mean, then the joke looses all of its impact, because we arent clear on the premise the joke relies upon.

>Not Knowing about Professor Badass Memes
>Not Knowing about Pathfinder Monks
>Not Knowing Jojofagging and STANDOS
>Not Knowing Blaxploitation Movies
>Not Knowing about Green Hornet (granted it's a /co/ and /tv/ thing)
How New R U?

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I think the complaint was more about /v/-style jamming extraneous images in there. I know Jotaro, Blaxploitation, and Green Hornet, but what the fuck are those three things together supposed to mean? Was he a jive-talking rich vigilante stand user? A hardass stoic with a funky hairdo and a penchant for gadgets? Did he pose [MENACE]ingly with gold chains, bellbottom pants, and a stylin green domino mask?

Pick fucking ONE thing instead of loading up on a bit of everything. Also stop being so defensive you roodypoo.

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See
I'm not that user either, but even knowing the references, I have no idea what most of those combos were meant to convey.

>c'mon people the joke is to turn expectation on its head by setting up the expectation in the first two panels and then dashing them with the third. that only works when all three columns are easily understood and recognized.
THANK YOU.

I will amend that the formula also works if the second panel is a large departure zig followed by a hard zag into funny.
Like >Made: Monk
Clear, gotcha

>DM Saw: Cartoon Jackie Chan
Heh, not quite the typical monk, illustrates the DM's mindset

>Played: Barney Gumble
Ha! Okay what?
Major departure from original source.
Implies further story that may be inquired upon.

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FRESH OC INCOMING!

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I require more info!

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I'm . He was a Jive-Talking Vigilante in Sargava with a notstand but not rich at all. I posted about him in the Paizo thread but here's the short rundown. He was a Blaxplotation Green Hornet expy that used his Phantom as his kick-ass Kato. He was a Multi-classed Unbreakable Fighter/Involution Spiritualist. He had the moves and jive talk of Black Dynamite/Shaft mixed with the salty hatred of Stinkmeaner from Boondocks. Story was that he was a grizzled war veteran during the colonization of Sargava that worked with the Taldorians so the Mwangi could have independence from Cheliax. However the Taldorians were just as corrupt in the end. Sick and tired of both of their bullshit he took up arms against both of them. The gods must have been crazy because before he could go Gran Torino on an Asmodeus Hellknight he got a notStand called Soul Power. It acted like the good cop of the duo and constantly encouraged Black Jungle (the Human) to give up on his generalized hatred of everything and use his talents for good and liberate Sargava. Black Jungle said fuck that and took his newfound mystic abilities to become the Ghetto Green Hornet of the area and stamp out most of the Cheliax/Taldor camps and slowly took over the criminal rackets a la Black Dynamite so they could actually become beneficial to Sargava and knock of the devil worship. I even had a Stinkmeaner moment where I fought a Chelaxian Priest that had summoned an Erinyes while Asmodeus watched. Beat the Erinyes and the Cleric while I called them and Asmodeus a bitch ass brimstone sucking sack of shit that made the Nine Hells look like the roastie pit of Urgathoa's stanky pussy. Phantom did a facepalm but Asmodeus laughed as we beat the Erinyes and Cleric, allowing him to win a bet he made against both of them and claiming their souls plus extra stuff. He shut the portal off mid-rant and Black Jungle went back to being the crotchety protector of his home colony in Sargava.

>>Played: Barney Gumble
>Ha! Okay what?
Presumably, a drunken master. Which, incidentally, also explains the Jackie Chan, given how a number of drunken master features work.

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>Implies further story that may be inquired upon.
Drunken master, my dude

So my initial pitch was basically morte, a city-wise scumbag who kind of wanted to help, but only after he saw how deep of shit he was in. I even tried to do the voice, and he wound up being the 'talker' of the party. After like three sessions the DM told me "every time you use that voice I picture this billboard ad for lawyers I saw, that features the most greasy Italians I've ever seen."

So I decided to take that concept and run with it, and wound up being a smooth talking con-man of a sorcerer, who was so deep into his cons he had to roll a d6 to figure out if the health potion he was administering was real or fake.

Nice, that sounds like a character I'd like to play.

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Man, I'm going to miss this character when we finish this campaign. The finale is fast approaching.

Work still in progress because there's still three more characters to do (1 PC and 2 NPC)

Was a modern fantasy game. Every player made a character who was a normal person in normal modern New York - until the fucking monsters and fairies appeared and started trying to kill us. Players became part of a rag tag team of monster hunters trying to foil what appeared to be breaches by the other side and turned out to be the machinations of ancient Egyptian gods (more on that later)

We all picked a role and a mythological creature to be empowered by (it was.kind of ghost busters meets Pokemon meets monster hunter, we would defeat and capture myths, then use them to power our Sentai suits)

The manic depressed office worker chose a unicorn, and spellcaster (partially as a virgin joke, because the character was 28 and a virgin and therefore almost a wizard). The unicorn however turned out to be a die hard chivalrous knight who wanted to crusade all over the evil doers, and kept encouraging the squishy blaster wizard to get up close and hit it with his sword

The mechanic turned out to be a huge dork who collected transformers toys, so when he picked warrior and golem, Optimus prime as a Mecha was expected. However the mechanic was also not very bright, so despite being theoretically the strongest, kept charging in and getting his ass beat. Eventually we planned around this by using him as a meat shield.

The hippy party girl who worked in a book store and liked to go clubbing picked specialist and a Phooka (but the bird kind) as her creature, so she was expected to go druid (yknow, like a girl). Instead she went full assassin and used her powers to turn invisible and stab and poison things.

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Because most newfags miss the point of the threads and take it literally

I always feel retarded when people show me these things because I rarely get them.

Mutations are great

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My Blades in the Dark group.

Technically the DM hasn't seen him yet, but that's a minor detail.

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this was a weird one

Henderson: The Shadowrun Years?

less epic i'm afraid. It was my first shadowrun character ever, and I wanted to make a alcoholic noir-y detective type, despite not really building for that at all.
He had high charisma, but no real detective skills whatsoever (perception, matrix search, forensics, etc.).

For some reason I cannot remember, I also made him quite good at demolitions. Like dump-all-my-points savant level good.

The poor dm not realizing I wasn't capable of actually solving any mysteries, wrapped the party up in a big global conspiracy. So most situations ended with me blundering through the complex mystery drunk out of my ass Lebowski-style. Stumbling onto clues accidentally, talking my way out of shit, blowing things up, and crashing my car every other session. Robbed a corp ice cream place for clues, got abducted by the mafia, accidentally killed roughly three red samurai.

why the hate?

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Good Job.

Story

Story now

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>made generic anime protagonist
>saw generic anime protagonist
>played generic anime protagonist
wew

So, an average Shadowrun character, great!

How'd that go, user?

It's still ongoing and actually going pretty well. Despite all the shenanigans they get up to, they're surprisingly productive when we're in game. 10/10 would play another campaign with these players again.

One session, almost a party wipe. I miss the little bastard already

what does the jew have to do with any of this?

that 3rd panel.........
....wait a second

Background information: It was a oneshot adventure that a group of people ran at 3 AM at the after party for my brother's wedding.

What I made: Shrek. I just made Shrek. The other players made Adam Sandler (who was Shrek's husband), and the powerpuff girls (Who were our children).
What the DM saw: Everyone knew it was Shrek, he even started the campaign in my swamp. He was, however, completely plastered at the time.
What I played: The family aspect of the character came it more prominently than I expected, and in the worst ways. At one point on our journey Shrek and Adam Sandler left the kids sitting somewhere while we participated in a giant gay orgy with a bunch of very friendly goblins.
Other information: The whole campaign started with the powerpuff girls deciding that Shrek and Adam Sandler had been sleeping in too long. To wake them up they began jumping up and down on Shrek, declaring "Wake up, it's a beautiful day and there's so much to do, so much to see, so much to do, so much to see, ect." When we wouldn't wake up they went into Adam Sandler's forbidden work room and found the giant, polished, gilded turd that he'd been working on and decided to take it to town and sell it as a big gold nugget. After getting into a fight with a shopkeeper they had to be rescued by Shrek, who obliterated a town guardsmen before being subdued. We were then sent on a quest to find a magical witch who could bring the guardsman back to life, and save the princess from illness, as penance.
Along the way Adam Sandler had a prophetic dream about become a donkey with the voice of Eddie Murphy, and we got attacked by wolves and Adam Sandler stomped one to death "like the scene in American History X".
When we finally got to the witch we fulfilled our quest, thus keeping those fucking townies form fucking with my swamp, and Adam Sandler used the last wish to transform into an Eddie Murphy voiced donkey named Edward Norton.
Pic related, Adam Sandler made it.

>That's a penis
someone got FUTA'D.com

>rance is a generic anime protag
wew

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I want both the originals of the "Made" and "Played" please

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Done and done, user.

Played:
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Made:
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I'm glad you had fun, but that sounds like one of the worst, most lolrandumb games ever. I'm not entirely convinced you're not a 12-year-old who made this shit up on the spot because you thought it was funny.

Thanks man

One of my favourites. Technically an NPC, but it works.

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The jew has to do with the fact my character was a huge jew when it came to money.

I guess Rance is the rightemost one? Sure looks like it.

Rance is actually the one on the left. Also, a cunning, evil-smelling multiple rapist.

The joke works a lot better when it's from someone else's perspective. When it's your own character and you make them out be cool, all I can think of is how terrible it must have actually been.

ONE MORE THING

Any stories to share?

Now that the campaign is wrapped up, I realize I wasn't as bad a detective as I thought. It was just that the player playing the bad guy was so good at planning and so lucky he didn't leave a single clue.

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Did I just fail a sanity roll?

You played a suicidal smart guy or something?

WE MUST DO REEESEARCH

intrigued...

I miss that game.

thanks for the template

Shadowrun

I understand now why people use reddit spacing

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>player made a bland droid
>dm saw a interesting character
>player rp'd a worn out joke
how disappointing

Unnecessarily harsh

D&D 5e, soldier background war cleric.
DM only saw "cleric" and kept assuming i was a priest and would want to be super church involved, where the character was designed to have been a combat medic with a good bit of faith.
Both the party and DM failed to understand that lawful neutral isn't just lawful good, so while i was into helping people into a position to help themselves, i wasn't into redemption and very harsh on lawbreakers. By the time the character was retired and that section of the campaign was over, he was known for vaporizing a warehouse of freshly turned vampires, knocking before entering rooms, and had a vorpal sun blade.

>DM expects us to just go slay an orc camp as a side-quest thing. Done with quickly he thinks.
>End up tricking their king into believing I'm a messenger from their god, challenging him to a 1v1 duel, winning and taking over the orc camp.
>Now command 30 orcs, 12 of which are the kings (me) personal orc wenches.

I will reform these orcs with my faith, or my mighty tiefling donger.

it's called painting in broad strokes newfriend

Not that user, but no matter how i try and see it, this is what i get
>Made a droid without personality
>DM assumed the character would have a quirky personality
>I double downed and memed hard.

>Male Saber
I think that already exist, was called Arthur and he was part of Britain's royalty or something...

Just started it the other night. im super stoked to see where it goes. Ill probably update it as time goes on.its my first time GMing but everyone says im doing great including the local gorg so that's nice at least.

Barney isn't a master of anything, but plowing snow.

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for our table's firefly RPG. i made a bit of a collage because i'm not good at reducing things down to a single picture