I had a bad idea

Let's make the worst setting possible.

Let's fill it with elves of every flavor who are all God's of the "elements" like love and leaves and wood and magic.
Let's make the dwarves be tall thin and handsome and polight.
Let's make the main race be Demons who fight for the greater good. And make every important NPC a loli girl who is OP. And make most other NPCs orgres with horns and big tits.
Also the plot should have subverts to the standard tropes. Like we start in a bar, if bars where legal in this country!!!

What else?

We also need a billion who is literal piss but actually a good guy.

And lewd shit everywhere. If the players don't feel violated we arnt doing this right!!!

*Villain
Also would pathfinder be the best system? Cept with Natural 20s being buffed and natural 1s being "comically" nerfed?

>Let's fill it with elves of every flavor who are all God's of the "elements" like love and leaves and wood and magic.

So elves are basically a race of Kami, where each one governs everything and anything around them? That would actually be kind of cool.

>Let's make the dwarves be tall thin and handsome and polight.

Tall, handsome strangers who have long luxurious beards and sometimes appear from the underground, bearing gold, trinkets and good advice. They have a little trouble getting around underground due to tight spaces, so they like to pay shorter races to help them dig and mine precious gems.

>Let's make the main race be Demons who fight for the greater good.

A species of disgraced angels who were cast down from whatever celestial realm they belonged to, but still wish to do good in spite of how twisted they have become from their former radiant selves. They believe that they will be allowed to return to divinity once they have atoned for their sins.

>And make every important NPC a loli girl who is OP

Children are selected to be the speakers for the divine and are often used as a conduit between the mortal world and the realms beyond to inspire heroes to great deeds and guide them. To strike at one of the divine's messengers is to tempt their wrath.

>And make most other NPCs orgres with horns and big tits

Ogre women need big mammaries in order to provide their young with plenty of nutrition. This is perfectly acceptable.

>Also the plot should have subverts to the standard tropes. Like we start in a bar, if bars where legal in this country!!!

You're about to enter a bar, only someone to get kicked out of it. Since he's not allowed inside the bar, he decides to cut a deal with you on the muddy, rain-soaked streets. This guy is shady, but maybe he's onto something big.

You took shit, then turned it into shit and called it gold.

At least we have an excuse for all the garbage.

We need more shitty plot subverts and more race rewrites so everything is unique. We need the setting to be way more Mary Sue.

You're alright user. I especially like the fallen disgraced angels idea.

All of the gods exist in this world and are statted. They sleep around a bunch, so have traces of their bloodline everywhere.

Most of them are chuuni as fuck, except not in that profound way that reduces gods to the level of man, more of a belligerent self-importance.

PC cannot play as an OP race, that makes up 90% of NPCs. Their farmer is better solider than PC races best.

The moral of the campaign/setting is nothing you ever do will change anything.

But that's every fantasy setting

>The BBEG talks shit then dies in first or second round.
>If the players ever come close to danger or death (they always do cuz the DAM will put then there per setting rule book) a bad ass NPC must come in and save the day. DMPC is allowed/encouraged
>Whenever they kill a bunv of baddies it turns out they where goodies and the players are in the wrong. Then you punish them for it even though you made then do it.
>Sexual harrassment needs to be common if not rape.

The gods need to fuck with the players a lot but in lame ways.

Killstealing?

>The gods gave the villain a cold, so he couldn't show up for the final confrontation and ruined the build up

That'd be good.

Maby turning into a woman and fucking a player then turning back to a male good mid PC orgasm and yelling "HA! GAY!"

No the villian should be broken and over powered as hell so during the last fight after all the build up the players get shit on and TPK.

>No the villian should be broken and over powered as hell
Only the gods can kill the villain, and their actions to do so barely relate to what the players did so far to corner and weaken him.

When/if the player gets mad about the forced gay sex you just bash him as a good for being homophobic then give the player a massive debuff to their stats.

>a second group of DMPCs adventurors who steal half the PCs rewards and get a few kill steals.
>They are snobby as hell.
>Each one of the 5 party DMPC group represents a fetish.
Exp: futa, trap, furry, loli, rapist?

The campaign plot is a poorly done rip off from some video game, with weeb shit added in.

>What if Kirito starred in The Elder Scrolls V, Skyrim 2, Return to Cyrodil?

Keep posting terrible ideas.

The more Mary Sue, weeb, magical realm. The better.

I'll do a recap at the end.

How so?

90% of people the PC's fight (Moreso after the first level or two) are of enhanced super-races with bonus stats and abilities that the PCs can never pick, or at least can't without being nerfed into the ground.
Super-Villains show up so regularly that by saving the world, all you've done is kick the end of days back a month or two.

>with weeb shit

>Enter the lair of a boss monster
>*generic boss line, roughly transcribed as: "You fools have done well to get this far"*
>Party/NPC banter starts about unrelated garbage
>How dare you ignore me!

That doesn't sound like any fantasy setting I've been in.

Have you tried not running a never ending campaign?

Campaigns are ment to have a begging and an end.

The NPCs need to over react when inappropriate, but under react when it would be appropriate.

You also need a "tusudry" healer NPC.

Loli dwarfs.

Let me clarify.
The PC character are usually able to kill many nameless minions, Goblins and what not. The hell version is every Goblin they run into would wipe the floor with them.

And for the moral of the story thing would be you kill the dragon to save the town but the town gets destroyed anyway.

Or even worst because you killed the dragon, you town was safe, but a bigger city got destroyed instead. Like that retard story Papa Kent tell Superman in Man of Steel saying its pointless to be a hero, because no matter what you do you'll make it worst. In a Superman film. Any way its bad for game.

That's definitely what we should do. But you said "that's every fantasy setting."

But yea Everything the players do should be worthless or counter productive.

The BBEG can only be killed by the DMPC but he (probably she) doesn't want to and you must convince them.

>guilds.

>anything that isn't given tolkien's work a half hearted toothy blowjob is shitty and subvertive.

Fucking kill yourself.

t. Chris Metzen

> And make every important NPC a loli girl who is OP. And make most other NPCs orgres with horns and big tits.
im ok with this

it's really really important that the PC go to class and make their homework and roleplay it. And they have to speak in rhyme

>Giving magical realm and Mary Sue crap an exscuse and thinking it's Golding God shit because it has a reason and anything with a reason can't be wrong.
Just because you have a reason to be shit doesn't make your shit good.
Kys.

Also fuck tolkin, he forced a lot of tropes that are shit and his movies are crap. (Oh so controversial this user doesn't like LOTR, different opinions that don't conform to the mass are wrong thoughts!!) To be fair I think the Tolkien lore might be ok, but the movies and what they have done to fantasy is bad garbage.