I had a bad idea

Let's make the worst setting possible.

Let's fill it with elves of every flavor who are all God's of the "elements" like love and leaves and wood and magic.
Let's make the dwarves be tall thin and handsome and polight.
Let's make the main race be Demons who fight for the greater good. And make every important NPC a loli girl who is OP. And make most other NPCs orgres with horns and big tits.
Also the plot should have subverts to the standard tropes. Like we start in a bar, if bars where legal in this country!!!

What else?

We also need a billion who is literal piss but actually a good guy.

And lewd shit everywhere. If the players don't feel violated we arnt doing this right!!!

*Villain
Also would pathfinder be the best system? Cept with Natural 20s being buffed and natural 1s being "comically" nerfed?

>Let's fill it with elves of every flavor who are all God's of the "elements" like love and leaves and wood and magic.

So elves are basically a race of Kami, where each one governs everything and anything around them? That would actually be kind of cool.

>Let's make the dwarves be tall thin and handsome and polight.

Tall, handsome strangers who have long luxurious beards and sometimes appear from the underground, bearing gold, trinkets and good advice. They have a little trouble getting around underground due to tight spaces, so they like to pay shorter races to help them dig and mine precious gems.

>Let's make the main race be Demons who fight for the greater good.

A species of disgraced angels who were cast down from whatever celestial realm they belonged to, but still wish to do good in spite of how twisted they have become from their former radiant selves. They believe that they will be allowed to return to divinity once they have atoned for their sins.

>And make every important NPC a loli girl who is OP

Children are selected to be the speakers for the divine and are often used as a conduit between the mortal world and the realms beyond to inspire heroes to great deeds and guide them. To strike at one of the divine's messengers is to tempt their wrath.

>And make most other NPCs orgres with horns and big tits

Ogre women need big mammaries in order to provide their young with plenty of nutrition. This is perfectly acceptable.

>Also the plot should have subverts to the standard tropes. Like we start in a bar, if bars where legal in this country!!!

You're about to enter a bar, only someone to get kicked out of it. Since he's not allowed inside the bar, he decides to cut a deal with you on the muddy, rain-soaked streets. This guy is shady, but maybe he's onto something big.

You took shit, then turned it into shit and called it gold.

At least we have an excuse for all the garbage.

We need more shitty plot subverts and more race rewrites so everything is unique. We need the setting to be way more Mary Sue.

You're alright user. I especially like the fallen disgraced angels idea.

All of the gods exist in this world and are statted. They sleep around a bunch, so have traces of their bloodline everywhere.

Most of them are chuuni as fuck, except not in that profound way that reduces gods to the level of man, more of a belligerent self-importance.

PC cannot play as an OP race, that makes up 90% of NPCs. Their farmer is better solider than PC races best.

The moral of the campaign/setting is nothing you ever do will change anything.

But that's every fantasy setting

>The BBEG talks shit then dies in first or second round.
>If the players ever come close to danger or death (they always do cuz the DAM will put then there per setting rule book) a bad ass NPC must come in and save the day. DMPC is allowed/encouraged
>Whenever they kill a bunv of baddies it turns out they where goodies and the players are in the wrong. Then you punish them for it even though you made then do it.
>Sexual harrassment needs to be common if not rape.