>Party is send to feylands due to a spell misfire
>Party has no means of crossing planes on their own.
>Desperate to find a way home.
>Decide to throw them a bone, have a pixie appear to them that tells them the way to a portal to return home.
>Party attacks pixie (who flees) and walks in the completely opposite direction, because "fuck fey, can't trust them."
>Days later, they encounter a "flower knight" who they proceed to kick the shit out of.
>Party demands to know the way home
>Flower knight tells to go to the portal
>They decapitate him, stick his head on a pike, and move in the opposite direction because "fuck fey."
>Party is dragged to the summer court for killing one of Titania's knights.
>Has to fight a fey beast in armed combat
>They succeed
>Offered one Wish
>Wish for a way home
>Titania tells them to go to the portal
>They flip her off, because "fuck fey"
>She turns them into hounds for being disrespectful assholes
>Stuck in feylands until they can get unpolymorphed.
>mfw
Times your party played themselves
Well your players did it right. Fuck get!
>Players spend half the day fighting some wolves and bandits.
>Partly beaten up, most at about half health with the "tank" at 9 health.
>Tell they a large dire wolf is watching them but specifically keeping a distance.
>They walk out of the Forrest knowing they where being stalked. One of the players was openly feeding the dire wolf.
>They get out of the Forrest and get a distance away when they discover the dire wolf isn't going to leave the Forrest.
>Imply they should move on, my message had been sent.
>One player sticks out a hunk of meat and try to "tame" the wolf.
>Imply this is dangerous and dumb and will lead to combat.
>Player really wants to tame his wolf and the party sticks with him.
>An unnecessary fight was forced and they all got shit on by the dire wolf they weren't supposed to fight.
They had the galley to say it's my fault. Said I should have thrown in a DMPC or should have given them out of level gear.
MFW my players are babies that don't accept the repercussions of their actions and demand coddling.
*Fuck fey.
How dose fey auto correct into get?
Fuck auto correct! It's probably fey shit.
>Well your players did it right.
It's just funny how easily they railroaded themselves into becoming her slave. I even told them beforehand that a) Fae can't lie and b) flipping off Titania was the equivalent of trying to teabag Satan in his own domain.
They didn't listen, so they pretty much had to spend the rest of the campaign as dire wolves hunting down other adventurers who stumbled into the summer queen's domain.
At the very least, I enjoyed it.
>I enjoyed it.
They should have known!!! The fey are so convoluted and evil that they made their fey realm real! They they snickly snuck into our world and made born a faggot of our world! They then raised and breed him to one day become a fur fag fey scum, who tricked us into letting him DM!!
Fuck fey!
I told them nothing but the truth, they were the ones who chose to ignore me.
It was their ruthlessness and arrogance that ultimately sealed their fate, all I did was try and point them in the right direction.
It was their weakness and lack of pride that stopped them from over coming the fey.
>Noble is using the party to clean up all of her messes and eliminate her opponents
>Noble decides the party is getting a little too close to the truth and starts getting really dodgy with them
>Sends assassins after the party
>Party survives
>While all this is going on, the party wiard is doing research on a completely different plotpoint
>NOBODY tells the wizard the noble they're working for is probably into some bad shit
>Noble decides to just flatout have the party arrested since assassination didn't work
>Guards show up
>The rest of the party is like "Oh fuck!" and hightails it to the slums to hide out
>Again, nobody told the wizard, so he just gives himself up thinking this is all some misunderstanding that could be worked out and diplomacy will win the day.
>Cue spending a week in a super secret state prison getting beaten an tortured for information on where the rest of the party is (which he didn't have, because again, the party is terrible at communicating or telling him anything).
At that point it isn't the players fault. Unless you speed up that situation so it's all done in one session your being a dick to the wizzard.
No one wants to spend weeks doing nothing in a campaign because they where put into a situation they couldn't control.
>because "fuck fey."
Let me guess, the party were human fighters