Would you rather encounter ponies and unicorns or mutant beaver which spits acid and eat your intestine?

Would you rather encounter ponies and unicorns or mutant beaver which spits acid and eat your intestine?

why is the elf such a giant slut?

depends on my level

>elf
>french
It's like being a double slut.

First one, then the other.

you answered your own question

>oversized rodent I can easily outrun

>murderhorse with built-in sword

Hm...

Because she's a naive as fuck idiot, like all elves. Unironically the best meme from the last book of the series was the Barbarian trying to train the Elves for war and the revelation that by surviving 2 seasons of adventuring the Elf is actually the wisest in her clan now.

>French elves
>Libertine, svelte, sophisticated

>French dwarves
>Hairy, alcoholic, rude

They both work for some reason.

Anyone picked up the latest comic yet?

So the elves represent the parisians and the dwarves the rest of france ?

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>Parisians
>Not rude

>La France Profonde
>Rude

I'm not even French and I know that's wrong.

Same, I am not french and still smell the bullshit.

How can they continue to milk the comics?
Like the two first volumes contained the whole season 1 of Naheulbeuk.

The first season is pretty damn short in retrospective if you consider all the story that came after the it. In fact its practically the prologue.
Which I guess highlights how shitty of a name Donjon de Naheulbeuk is for the series when they've only fucked around in that dungeon for the duration of half of the first novel. Hindsight is 20-20.

That's backwards.

Thibault Tresca disagrees.

As a rural french I can tell you that you got that backwards.
Paris is not a refined city (except for some sections) and Parisians are reputed for being smugged and haughty rude asshole

>tfw no rural French Traditionally Catholic gf who moved to the big city for her education (probably something in agricultural chemistry or whatever) and plans to move back to help her dad on the farm and perhaps one day inherit it
>tfw you'll never help her out on the farm
>tfw the two of you will never play with the piggies and goats
>tfw no cozy dinners with her massive extended family
>tfw no post-church walks through the countryside on bright sunday afternoons
I'm still waiting for the Bogdanoffs to make my dream reality.

You and I share the same fantasy, passing most of my time in a big city like Lyon fucking sucks when there is my comfy 700 inhabitants village to live in
ThoughI can be your rural friend if you want

Man. It fucking weirds me out to no end that French Popuko has the same VA as Yugo from Wakfu

Lyon rocks you just have no taste

The beaver. I don't know what phenomenal cosmic powers that unicorn might have. For all I know it could literally drop the moon on me or go back in time and make sure I was never born.

Don't get me wrong, its far better than Paris and it have nice points of interests,Besides its the only way for me to play ttrpg with various people. I'm glad I'm here instead of the capital but compared to the calm atmosphere of the countryside its really a depressing place to live in

They actually lampshade the fact when the Ranger complains at the end of season 2 that they've barely been in any dungeon.

The only people who think that way are dirty parisians