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THREAD WARS GO

Oh boy

I'm choosing this one because lewd

Other thread has shamefully admitted defeat.

LAZY

xth for plastic chaos slaanesh sisters of battle

I think /40kg/ should be split up into a lore thread and a hobby thread.

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We tried that a couple times, it really didn't help

Welp this is the new thread. Have semi-peak Prussia.

Only Nurgle deserves new things, faggot. Shove your AoS shit down your throat and LIKE IT.

Well, you thought wrong

Nth for questions that get posted after new thread

Pure Imperial Knight armies soon, picture unrelated.

I think /40kg/ should split up into a /40kg/ thread and a /40kgpol/ thread.

>Bad falcon!

Because I know someone here will get offend have Prussia's final form.

That’s what I’m subtly suggesting.

Reminder that only one Sister ever fell to Chaos and she's not eve canon anymore

then why the pic bitch

My dick doesn't think it's unrelated.

Tg makes #noporn hard...

WHAT IF THE MINI-KNIGHT CAN FUNCTION AS A TECHMARINE/ENGINESEER

We did have the TT and lore thread but it died since people only saw "40k" and then kept on sperging equally in both threads while other began making noised about "splitting the 40k general".

It makes a lot of things hard, doesn't it?

Are you talking to yourself again?

Oh god I wish that were me

Knight codex wishlist v3:

>the classic Knight becomes one datasheet with all the options that you assemble, the combination denoting your pattern
>same with the new small Knights
>you can pick between the Imperial and Chaos keyword to denote your allegiance
>new weapon options for the arms, chest and carapace
>lascannon weapon option for the chest and twin linked lascannon for the carapace weapon
>shield arm that replaces one of the arms but provides improves the Knight's inv save by 1
>grinding advance for knights, or at least change the rapid fire battle cannon from Heavy 2D6 to Rapid Fire 2D6
>new wargear piece called custom upgrades, some meant for Imperials and some for Chaos
>Knightly ranks that change your Knights' FoC slot and give them a special ability in exchange for a small additional point cost, for example Troops gain an ability to count as multiple models near objectives (5 for a small knight and 10 for a big knight), the HQ gives a 6" reroll aura, Elite can double attacks on charge, etc
>small Knight is around 150 points, Dread statline, 4+ WS/BS, 5++

But which one is lore, and which one is hobby?

and how do we convince them that the lore one ISN'T the pol one?

So I'm reading The Emperor's Legion and it's the lewdest gay porn I've ever read.

I'm thinking of spending my Super Bowl winnings on a start collecting set and really making an effort at 40k. I like kitbashing and there's some neat Spellcrow custom bits available on ebay, like torsos and pauldrons.

In your experience, how do local-store tournaments and game days treat customised models? A quick web search turned up 'there are no set rules' so every tournament's different, want to see what your experiences have been. It'd be lame to have to just go vanilla with things as I don't have a crew to play with as yet.

Are you two hellbrutes in a big coat?

Lore is what usually fouls shit up, or casual vs competitive.

Because I can faggot.
Not unless upcoming fluff gets expanded that people trained by Ad Mech are allowed to pilot them, otherwise they would get pissed that somebody that isn't a member of the cult is tampering with the tech.
>rapid fire battle cannon actually becomes rapid fire
That's ok with me.

>yeah baby, crack my auramite breastplate

Most of these are pretty good, desu

saving OP pic to my porn folder thanks

Using consistent OP images could help establish which general is which.
Using the titles “/40kg/ LORE” and “/40kg/ HOBBY” would let people know which is which.

Is this an okay list for mono-custodes? I have no idea if bikes are really this good or it's just a meme. If it's just too strong for 1000pts I can always drop one bike to run a Vexilla Magnifica dude or drop all bikes and run 2 termie captains and termie Vexilla instead

Battalion +3CP (Imperium - Adeptus Custodes) [51 PL, 999pts]
+ HQ +
Shield-Captain on Dawneagle Jetbike [9 PL, 164pts]: Auric Aquilis, Hurricane Bolter, Misericordia, Radiant Mantle, Warlord

2x Shield-Captain on Dawneagle Jetbike [9 PL, 164pts]: Hurricane Bolter, Misericordia

+ Troops +
3xCustodian: Guardian Spear, Misericordia

3x Custodian: Guardian Spear, Misericordia

1x Custodian: Sentinel Blade, Storm Shield
2x Custodian: Guardian Spear, Misericordia

Fuck off faget

>liking disgusting bloated pig tits
GTFO you plebians

I am a chaos spawn riding a forgefiend.

Oh God ram your spear tip in my gorget

No
No
Yes
Yes
No and yes
No
Yes and Meh something like that
No
No but a baron upgrade for warlord would be good
Gah no! Absolutely not. Mini knight is already bloody stupid but if we're to have it, make it the Macharius to the knight's baneblade

Post a short snippet of your Black Library Open Comp submission, bros!

You ARE entering, right?

Unfortunately the lore general would be the one that will bear the brunt of /pol/ and /int/ posters.
Actual /40kg/ posters could then migrate to the hobby general to talk about rules/conversions until the other general steams off.

Returning oldfag here. Other than your LGS, eBay, and recasters, where do you buy your models these days?

Making a mechanicus train depot themed kill team/zone mortalis board with 1x1 swappable tiles. I wanna make a power room, fuel room, cargo room, and an outside tile. Any other ideas?

Why? This thread is perfectly on topic and has a seamless integration of the separate sub-topics.

Bikes are the thing that any victories will be based around.

They're your anti-tank, your TEQ killers, MEQ killers, trash killers. Point them at a unit and they will kill it.

Meanwhile try not to die with the rest of your stuff and grab objectives.

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>make it the Macharius to the knight's baneblade

Shit and never worth the price difference?

Don't be gay

I doubt anyone will accuse you of having an army that is too strong if you run pure custodes

if they cant win on objectives when you have 12 models then the blame is really on them imo

GSC Codex and/or new models when?
I want sexy nidders

Cool concept, post pics when you get any progress made.

Some further ideas:
>Repair room
>Machine spirit chapel/worship room
>Communications/Control room
>Watchtower

Tried, s'why why I made them, again people saw 40k and jumped in shooting blind.

Also fuck u boring autistic covers, meme 4tw seems to be the prevailing opinion form the noise-machines.

Oh god why is that pic so arousing,,,,

Speaking of Custodes bikes, is it possible to magnetize the Hurricane bolters/salvo launchers. Is it even worth it?

Basically. See the problem is. Knights and their societies are predicated on the knight suit being the only viable weapon against the threats they face. Having competition that's more accessible or efficient completely bollockses up the knight concept

new nidder/GSC stuff pls

Yes and maybe.
Like doing the Corvus' missile pods really.

It's just my sense of humour but I'd put in something contrastingly domestic for flavour. Like a toilet hidden away somewhere discreet. Or a kettle and some mugs.

Nice ideas

And a toaster. For added humour put a keyboard in front of it.

Boarding platform

>again people saw 40k and jumped in shooting blind
Is the same thing happening to the /40krp/ thread? It looks similar in theme to this thread, and could be used as a base to judge how to tailor the appearance of each thread.

SEXY NIDDER TIDDERS

RIGHT IN MY FACE

>Bikes are the thing that any victories will be based around
Yeah, that's what I heard. Quite boring but maybe I will find some spare points in bigger games to run termies - models look great imo
>I doubt anyone will accuse you of having an army that is too strong if you run pure custodes
Okay, that's good to hear. I don't want to end up as THIS GUY but still I want to be a challenge - fielding my dudes just to auto-lose would be a waste of time both for me and my opponent

No idea, stopped giving a damn about 40kg last year, really just here to pass time between posts on /wip/.

Guys, you gotta help me. I'm this close [] to buying a load of chaos space marines off ebay (at an excellent markup, to be fair) so that I can try and convert them into Iron Warriors.

Not to play with or anything, because the gaming scene around where I live is literally non-existent, basically just to build, convert, paint (assuming my years-old paints haven't long since dried up) and then just, y'know, leave.

I need you to talk me out of it. And fast.

I want to lick its entire body

A-am I a fucking furry now or something??? Why is this so hot,,,,,

I heard GW is thinking of replacing all the old space marines with Primaris marines at some point. Is that actually a possibility?

pic somewhat related.

No.
It's the best thing o do with 40k really.

Unless they magically replace the parts in the knight box most of these aren't going to happen, you realize?
>change the rapid fire battle cannon from Heavy 2D6 to Rapid Fire 2D6
I *really* like that however.

Will it bring a spark of joy when you look upon them after a shitty day at work?

Let me consult my crystal ball.

It's not confirmed but it's possible.

memes

Anyone have a digital copy of Primogenitor? I hear it's basically got female space marines in it and want to give it a read.

Iron warriors have shit rules.
Non-DG and Tson CSM armies have shit rules.
Play Alpha Legion instead.

Yes but not anytime soon, in part because of 30k and because replacing the whole range is going to take a long time. A decade from now Primaris will be the only marines for loyalists.

I do, but I'm not going to give it to you since you want female space marines

Friend at work is brand new to 40k and is starting orks and I don't know shit about them aside from some bits I picked up skimming the index. He bought the orks battleforce box already, any suggestions on units or wargear?

Depends on future sales figures.

you discovered darkness inside you
now embrace it

>Not to play with or anything,

Depends on how well I can keep it a secret from my family, after they bullied me incessantly throughout my childhood for having some minis that I never did anything with.

Ended up throwing nearly all of them out eventually to try and get it to stop.

Lads I've got 2200pts of orks, and want to add to them, but I've got the itch for thousand sons and would like to win a game at some point.

Also want to run a rubric-heavy list

The only thing is the paints, watching the duncan video that's a shitload of paints i've not got and have never used, how necessary are they?

I like my woman EXTRA THICC

You have awakened your taste for monster girls user. As what said, embrace it.

>1st person shooter
>immersive graphics and weather and particle physics
>battlefield style
>destructible environments
>at least 4 factions

This is the game that 40k needs.

I'm starting to think that GW purposely holds off making this game. Strategy games support tabletop player populations rather than taking them away, EC was a license money rip off and deathwing is in a niche setting. If you had an actually good 40k game that is not strategy, you would probably get a ton of people giving up on collecting expensive armies and bothering to find people to play with.

I wanted to read about the glandhounds and figure out why they supposibly piss acid.

Honestly I'm rather "meh" on the idea of female Space Marines (I assume that they'd be step 1 of Bile's New Man project, step 2 being to take the modified genes of said female marines to create a conversion process more akin to the Custodes and then step 3 to weaponize it so he can hit whole planets at a time), but the stuff I've heard about the story are so nutty I just need to give it a read to make sure I'm not being fucked with.

I'm running 2x 10-men unit of Tzaangors and a single unit of 10 rubrics - any reason to swap their inferno boltguns for 8 warpflamers?

Huh, that sucks, sorry to hear that. Not sure what to advise. Maybe just a single model built off a used ebay sprue and lovingly painted in secret would be a way to have some fun and satisfaction, but on the other hand I dun wanna say anything that's going to get you hassled by family.

No. Your rubrics don't need to be that close and will cost too much with flamers.

>rapid fire 2d6
Now explain to me why I'd ever take a gatling cannon

>any reason to swap their inferno boltguns for 8 warpflamers?
if you have trouble against tarpits then you would take warp flamers and webway them. otherwise, there is no reason.

>4 factions