Behold! The glorious elven princess

Behold! The glorious elven princess.

What is going through her mind at this moment?

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The realization that her beastiality fantasy was about to become a reality.

>ugh, great I'm just the token diversity hire.

I don't care, I'm just pissed off that I wont play it on graphic like that

Trying to remember the words to the teleportation incantation.
Or alternatively self destruct spell

SCAVENED

Better question: What is going through their minds at that moment?

As always; human dicks.

All that surrounds me is fear. Fear and dead rats.

>elven princess
>tits
>no dick
pretty shit tier princess you have there

STAB STAB

"I hope she kills my boss"

Pretty fly for a knifear guy

>no, they can't recognize elves' sexual dimorphism. Usually humans can't too.

It's alright, her boyfriend is a Big Guy. He'll come save her.

>is a Big Guy

4u

Does that mean they rape the men too?

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>Implying she won't rout them solo
Lmao good luck killing her with that shit leadership you fuckfaced rats. Five seconds of punching that Warlord's face in and you'll scatter.

Nah, they're not degenerates.

No he won't, they will take her to Skavenblight as a sex slave.

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You wish furbag, crawl back to your hole and enjoy your bloated breeding-rat, leave qt grills alone.

>taking a Kroxigor away from his Skink

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kroxigor are big and kind enough for everyone, except chaos mutant shits

That Warlord is none other than Queek Headtaker.
He doesn't give you the oportunity to punch him.

Erotica should be written by people with understanding of nuance and subtlety. if you can only go full ham, you'll do better with visual media. But that actually requires talent for visual arts, while writing only requires domain of one's native language and literacy.

Is this Total War Warhammer 2? Is it any good? Other things being equal I'd rather get 1 because it has the Empire and they are Best Faction (although Skaven are second).

>Chattin' shit about DLFG's fapfics

Nobody wants your violet prose in porn. I read it to masturbate, the more to the point it is, the better.

Standalone I’d say 1 is better. If you have both 1 and 2 you can play a merge canaign

Fair point, here is a token erotic story a man of your literary class might enjoy as appreciation:

A man and a women met, then fucked, a lot.
-The end

(Think this has merits to be worth money to wherever site you go for your porn?)

Good to know.

Moustaches and handguns > pointy ears and arrows.

I can't hear you over her moans as I'm fucking her while my friend is flogging her tight knifear ass.

Happiness

>want to play Total War Warhams
>worried it'll be overly complex

Seriously, I've tried Medieval II. The battle parts are great fun, but when it comes to turn-based strategy... every game like that I've played, even outstanding ones like Alpha Centauri, just reach a terminal point of complexity at which I have too many units, bases, resources to think about, at which point it stops being fun and starts feeling like work. Does this happen with the Warhams ones?

>the perfect elves
>laser dinosaurs
>KANGZ
>A
>N
>G
>Z
If you don't choose this, you hate fun.

I agree. People who play grand strategies aren't human.

There's something to be said for writing with filthy language in such a way that can still be intensely erotic but I will admit that it is far more difficult than with violet prose. I know I can't do it for shit and I've been writing erotica for a decade.

Nah, Warhammer’s campaign mechanics is the most simple and streamlined. Skaven and Tomb Kings are a bit deeper though

Allright, but the big question is; can anyone write terse yet emotionally stirring erotic stories?

Who is the Hemingway of smutty literature?

>might enjoy as appreciation
Learn English, you fucking ape.

>no best dad
>no Skarsnik
>no Throgg

I thinked it didn't do difference any how nice i lettered?

Let me try again:

They fuckered.
-The end

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Cool, I'll give it a look. I guess diplomacy must be a bit more limited at least given that half the factions are raging monsters.

probably thinking about enhancing feminism
nothing else matter for her

Only faction you can’t interact in diplomacy is Beastmeme and Chaos (but Norsca is fair game). Lizardmen can talk to Skaven all the same, kinda lore breaking I know

>I bet I can stab the guy next to me and blame it on the elf!

>4 years following her
>still nothing interesting
>better choose the manly amazon queen

How many rats she can kill.

I likes the other one better.

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Cum... The Cum of a Million Dicks. That's what going through her mind... cause you know... they're small enough to go up her nose and into her ears too.

>shilling for anyone ever
Loser.

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