Whats your favorite elf?

I really like the Nightborne. They've got a pretty unique and attractive style.

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They just purple Blood Elves accept they have even less reason to genocide humans

>Closest rip offs around are Warcraft bloodelves who have their women mounted by trolls and now side with the same evil that caused their fall in the first place
Now whenever I see obnoxious whining about muh ebul hurd in /wwlg/, at least I'll have the solace of knowing that it's a fucking fat spic.

>Sylvanas says she's a nessisary evil until she gets her revenge
>Arthas dies
>She is still spreading plauge and is 100% down to use it on her "allies" including Blood Elves
Lorthamar fucked up

Can't hear you over the gardening sheers clicking and taco induced farting.

>going to play that card
Ok
Can't hear you over your wife getting blacked

We actually used to employ a Mexican housekeeper before he stole money from us.

this is about the best picture I have of a "generic" elf of the kind I like

>white women all want muscly black guys
>Mexican women all want Catholic white guys

How does it feel getting cucked by the cucks, Juan?

I mean, if you can't even get Mexicans is where you start to fantasize about elves.

Mexican or really any Latin girls are the real patrician choice when you get down to it.

Usually very pretty, good at cooking, neat freaks but not psychotic about it, typically a little more old fashioned but not in the weird way, and they actually stand up for themselves instead of getting roped into those whiny drama circles white girls are always wrapped up in.

There's only two real downsides. The first is she'll never speak English to her family so they could be shit talking you for all you know. The second is they usually don't like working out so it's a question of when she'll get fat, not if.

God FUCKING dammit warhammer art was so FUCKING good UGH

They're also womanlets, hysterical and age like shit. Nah.

Why the past tense?

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> he's flushing his genetics down the toilet and hasn't even bothered to learn the language of the ethnicity he's fetishized

Patético niño blanco

Can you blame him? He's a horde supporter who is probably in his early teens

Needs snaggle tooth, and tattooed on eye makeup

The one and only LOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

>they have even less reason to genocide humans
Lame.

>Whats your favorite elf?

Asur > Noldor > Aen Elle = Druchii

Tiranoc best Kingdom.

>his favorite kingdom has a unit
Please, my favorite kingdom is literally underground, you probably haven't even heard of it.

>Whats your favorite elf?

the armed kind

Thank you for demonstrating your double digit IQ. Nightborne are extremely different from Blood Elves beyond the most basic "addicted to magic" premise. Different culture, magic, aesthetics, unique traditions, a lot of work went into making Nightborne feel unique, but most people will never pick up on it because the game attracts dumb kids like you.

I myself prefer armless elves, especially if I chopped off the arms myself.

It will be all wasted on shitty writing, porn and other fap-fuel.

I mean, you can say that about elves from every setting.

You could say that about almost anything, because of the internet. But this doesn't apply to such a degree to most other elves as with WoW. Don't know if it's because they made night elves deliberately less cool or because blood elves were a mistake. But any attemp at turning these elves into something good will be buried under porn, because what does the average guy care about elves. He sure does care about his fapping, though.

>You could say that about almost anything, because of the internet
No, this is a logical fallacy. Elves are much more fetishised than any other concept in fantasy. It speaks volumes that there are BDSM novels about elves that have no other elements of fantasy in them.

This doesn't change the state of WoW elves compared to others. Even FR, warhammer or TES elves have much less porn, and especially Tolkiens elves. Some of them are first and foremost appreciated because of their writing, not because of the porn that floats around. Compare that to WoW where the amount of people that just jack off to source filmmaker dwarves genuine fans of these blood, night or whatever elves.

>Compare that to WoW where the amount of people that just jack off to source filmmaker dwarves genuine fans of these blood, night or whatever elves.
Can I achieve zen from trying to understand this sentence?

It's "dwarfs", not "dwarves", the verb, not the noun. Fucked that one up.

>shitskin offspring
>patrician choice
kys

Well, you can't deny that this was, in fact, the original intention when the expansion that introduced Blood Elves had a Blood Elf brothel.

You are right, I should stop caring about WoW lore at this point.

The best thing about WHFB elves is the relative lack of porn about them.

Might be that they are much more macho than other setting's elves so they must not appeal to NEET sensibilities as much.

I'm looking at this picture and I'm thinking "I should start caring about WoW lore at this point"

>The best thing about WHFB elves is the relative lack of porn about them.
Explained by their relative obscurity. TWWH is already changing that before our eyes.
>they are much more macho than other setting's elves
This is bullshit though, elves are macho in most settings. People just tend to ignore that.

But they appeal to my other NEET sensibilities.

People who look at this picture and say that Empire is better have no imagination.

Its harder to ignore when elves are dressed pimpin and riding chariots pulled by lions with huges axes and full erections.

Most settings focus on wood elves too

That is a strange thing to say since you don't need any imagination to look at a picture. The empire has some cool shit as well, but is much more rooted in reality.

This. Every faction in whfb had something I liked in its theme.

Also Asur > Druchi > Asrai but Druchii got best waifus

>TWWH is already changing that before our eyes
Video games are always drawing in the worst audiences.

You both misspelled "Avelorn"

>waifus
And that's the cancer.

Nigga are you telling me you played the first cyanide blood bowl and never caught yourself looking at witch elf asses?

I suppose it's a good thing then that they decided to expand the Druchii waifus into a sizeable new faction.

Gay people browse this board, you know.

And if these witch elves didn't have pointy ears the ass would look exactly the same. You don't need to be a waifu fag to ogle as some completely normal human ass.

If you're going to jack off to real renaissance soldiers, why do you need a fantasy game?

too ignore all the small pox and lice

What about renaissance soldiers riding griffons?

There are no human cultures where lewd female outfits are the norm. But when you're working with fantasy races, everything is possible. Now add to that the fact that elven maidens are always described as being much more beautiful than humans, and you have a recipe for waifus.

>Maidens
Are witch elves usually virgins? Are they so angry because khaine makes them so thirsty?

That's just one dude. Now compare that to massive battles of elves riding lions against elves riding dinosaurs.

>There are no human cultures where lewd female outfits are the norm
Anything near eastern, mesopotamian and mediterran before christian/muslim times.

Despite that, that's exactly what attracts the worst audience, simple minded fapfaggots that couldn't give a shit about anything that makes elves awesome. We know exactly that if they would wear some clothes all you would just fuck off and look for something else to masturbate to.

Please, it's obvious that spellsingers are best girls.

Alith Anar is a guy that creates legends.

Nigga felt up morathai and lived

Ah, the legend of a forgotten character.

Elves are only good for one thing - raping

I like WHFB dark elves for the most part--especially how non-Chaos oriented they generally are.
Also night elves are based. Too bad about the state of that universe.

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elves with guns are the best elves

no, it's fucking stupid.

>wings uncapable of flight
>exposed tummy, in an otherwise armored character
>comically oversized horns

I disagree.

Reasons to kill humans:
Nightborne
>why not?
Blood Elves
>literally none

Reasons not to kill humans:
Nightborne
>potential alliance
Blood Elves
>allies for ages

Best Elves are Dwarves.

>unsupported army

All elves have good reasons to kill humans, but blood elves are practically honor bound to do it.

>an English prince goes to help France with a few soldiers
>the French treat him like shit because they think he will betray them
>he betrays them
>every Englishman must now slaughter the French

>hardcore, ripped, Amazonian Elves in W3
>fap bait in WoW
>now they’re useless and can’t get anything done without good ol stormwind

Wow was a mistake.

>fap bait in WoW
Tyrande is and always will be best waifu
100% Loyal to her husband
She may be a bitch but she is still best girl

All of them because all elves are for rape and consumption.

SMILE, SISTER!

Purple drank elfs with big booties.

>why the paste tense
I think you answered your own question with that over saturated cgi crap you posted

White Lions are the coolest thing High Elves has so that’s kinda unfair for Emp

>any elves
>good

>WFB High Elves
You do know WFB High Elves are a low brow pastiche of the Tolkien Noldor elves?

Alliance bait detected.

Return to your baby king, OP, and leave the serious stuff to the grown-ups.

no you

To be fair, they have always been fapbait.

Lay off that soy.

I came here to post this

They were based on Melniboneans. The only things they have in common with the Noldor they also have in common with Melniboneans.

Why does everyone always draw the scale of this duel so retarded? Melkor doesn't need to be 4 stories high to convey that he's a dominating figure.