Warhammer 40000 General /40kg/

THIIC EDITION.

>Reset the clock; sisters never
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Aw man, was set on the Tau but the sheer ammount of stuff you get in the Dark Eldar start collecting set is tempting af

i don't know what i want from this hobby anymore

But he did say it they just took his words out of context

blandhammer

Based Bland poster

Yes, good. Nobody hates a dark eldar player and our models are sexier than the least hideous Tau female possible. Join us

Yeah but you’ll break the dark eldar
You want thousand son obliterators
You want nurgle plague havocs
You want Horne living chainaxes
You want Slaanesh dual katana wielding trench coat wearing faggots so you can say anime is gay

What are you guys working on?

How would you solve this bland user?

Damage is already done.
It was fun while it lasted

frames for batch painting at the moment, also researching how to magnetise a knight

th for the Emperor Protects

Would you like Rites of war in 8th edition? if so, what would be a RoW for your faction that you would enjoy?

>Horne living chainaxes
Slaanesh BE GONE

>exactly 501 points worth of marines
FUCK

>watching porn like the degenerate I am
>adverts of 3d animations where they’re using light sabers as dildos
HOW WOULD YOU NOT CUT YOURSELF

More apologizes and the head of Tony Cotrel

Well specifically they'd burn themselves, but I see your point.

Thats a Horus Heresy mechanic right? I dont know much about the game, what are Rites of War?

Just port ironfire and let me take artillery as IW
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR

Also more dumb niggers models.
We are talking things out of context are we not?

NAMED TZAANGOR WHEN?

WE NEED A HERO FOR THE COMMON BIRB

Which is a bad thing to do...

>the Head
You mean his foreskin, which will then be shared around by members of the tribe to represent how they are above him and he is nothing now

Working on my deldar scheme in preparation for the rest of my models to arrive. All I've got to paint for now is the gangs of commoragh box. Do you guys like it? It's tamiya clear red over leadbelcher spray

Nice. That takes care of what to do for my counts as Straken.

So how exactly do these guys fit into the admech hierarchy?

Then you edit the article rather than delete the whole thing
You’re throwing the Down’s baby out with the bath water

selling my guard. had a good run but it's time to pass them along instead of just sitting gathering dust

Debating whether or not to paint my Bananas as golden lads or edgy shadow bois
I mean they look gorgeous, but Duncan makes it look way too easy

priests of the motive force

Just tech-priests of a weird sect.

Did they ever say what happened to the guy who founded the Incubi, was he in fact a Phoenix lord

Black is challenging to make look really good. Especially compared to gold. Try doing a test model first.

put some targeters on the guns and beefed up the feet and added some kneepads

So how do the higher ups in the admech feel about them?

Bought an Enginseer from chinaman.
Get this abomination as a bonus.

I’m actual surprise regarding the quality

Arhra? Yes he was, but his fate is still unknown.

and decked out the reactor

Glad GW (And FWs) messaging is improving.
They were the fastest growing FTSE company last year, they don't wanna sacrifice it.

Issue at hand from Tony Cottrel, head of FW:

"Escher are exotic and vindictive because they're women". Yeesh.

Yeah. Wow. Thanks for posting this. The more people speak up, the sooner it will change.

Big Celestine tits right in my face

You are fake news

Very cool

Basically, Rites adjust/add specific requirements while adding bonuses to the basic Force organization chart to cater to a specific playstyle of the faction using it.

For example, the Blood Angels may get the ability to take Assault Marines as troops, but other troop choices do not count towards the unit requirements for the force organization chart (So if you have a patrol detachment, you would need at least 2 units of assault marines to make the list legal).

Omfg look here another butt hurt neckbeard who instead of scrolling by and ignoring something he disagrees with just has to have a hissy fit in so shocked

Just checked the paints I have, thought I had dawnstone but it turns out I don't and I already spent all my money on the models and paints
Guess I'm going gold, probably for the best as Custodes are my cheap way of getting back into the game after a several year absence

Very fake news here folks, very fake. Sad!

this has been addressed in three previous threads and had it's own thread, kindly fuck off

I picked up Sly Marbo yesterday, by chance. Working on that now.

With the last chapter approved, I would have released a list of 9 or 10 stratagems that every faction has access to, in addition to the normal stratagems that every faction already has access to. These would cover all the bases of the most repeated stratagems.

deep strike, extra relics, fight twice, shoot twice, additional psychic power, etc, etc.

In order to account for different armies having different units that can use these stratagems, I'd introduce a USR framework. Units with the deep strike USR or keyword can be chosen with the generic deep strike stratagem. The template would be like this: USR X" where X is the number of inches you must offset from an enemy model. Continue down the line for different generic stratagems: fight twice could target units with an "extra choppy" special rule, etc, etc. It wouldn't add much to the print boxes of the units.

To replace the generic stratagems that are just copy/pasted in every codex, I would mandate that authors do unique things with their stratagems, but still produce three pages worth. A little bit of repetition is okay for thematically similar armies (for instance, the boons of chaos stratagem that gets repeated for every chaos space marines codex), but no stratagem should be so generic that it gets repeated in every codex. I would also tell the writers to fuck balance.

In order to mollify the competitive community, I would release a free chapter approved esque patch every quarter along with the current faqs 2 weeks after every codex. Official tournaments would be run on the last chapter approved ruleset: if a faction gets its codex after chapter approved, it must wait until the next chapter approved is released to be allowed in an official tournament with codex wargear/units/points values.

The idea being you set up a process where unique things happen, they go to the community for playtesting (because the playtesters suck ass at their job), and then after a period of testing (cont)

Did he get rules yet?

Veeky Forums really is completely incapable of resisting bait huh?

Report, ignore, and move on.

Bellhop daemon prince.

Fuck me it's hard to get the idea onto the model.

>Veeky Forums is a monolith
Except maybe people missed the last few threads due to work or family?

after a period of testing, things get allowed in competitive 40k with changes as needed.

Repeat this process of making the generic truly generic to make room for unique with wargear, psychic powers, warlord traits, and faction traits. Codexes should be for unique things, not bland things.

He comes with a rule sheet.

Because it is fake, the fucker didn’t even say anything about women.

Hence why it is fake news. Guy posted out of context and wrong joke inentionally. Hence why FW and Tony made PR apology out of confusing more than anything

>finger prints
REE

Painting this fuck, then another, then two coroni. It’s gonna be a while until I’m done

I was digging through one of my old Warhammer boxes at my parents house on the weekend and found this model my friends and I made when we were 12.
Our best converting years are certainly behind us.

Yeah they were released packed into his model. He's kind of like an alternative Callidus Assassin in practice.

It's just a mock up to test how it will look.

Which is stupid useful.

Then what did he say
This female gang is vindictive and exotic

Waiting for some bits to arrive so i can kitbash my personal Ammo Runts and Squig Bombs for my Orks

So why are Tzaangors 7ppm despite having a much better than 7ppm stat line and access to an unreal buff pool?

Remember gents, regularly check for lumps.

I'm not sure of what to think about Banana Boats. They just look so odd compared to other Imperial stuff.

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Can deldar sip on souls to extend their lifespans via psychological torture instead of the bleedy variety? Would a kabal that was deceptively civilised-looking but specialised in that work lore wise?

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Because GW wants to sell more of them.

Gotta sell 'em

Yeah for sure, but like you said probs more like sips

>automatically hits

I’m a history student and in history what you have to do is use evidence that proves the opposite of what another claims
So go on faggot

then they're the fortunate ones

Neaten up the white markings, it looks pretty nice.
Did you take mine? I got the same kinda scheme, red with white markings and runes.

Look at Custodes bike stats and point cost
Now look at Ork helicopter thing stars and points.

GW never change, it is the Wraith Knight issue all over again

Well its fucking obnoxious - I've played against them twice now and they're really fucking good.

black templar tac guy
fucked up on the rope around his legs though so im gonna redo them

Working as intended.

>I’m a history student and in history what you have to do is use evidence that proves the opposite of what another claims
lmao
Not even the guy you replied to, but that's so fucking wrong.

>posting Moffat wank
First they came for doctor who, and I didn’t care because I was too busy to watch it, then they came for Sherlock but I wasn’t a fan of Cumberbatch so didn’t help, then they came for Game of Thrones and I pissed myself, but there was no one to wipe it up

power creep. Tzangors will be underpowered compared to Codex: Emperor's Children noise marines

come on man, thats so obviously a troll

I don't think I did? I just seem to be addicted to using this shiny red and white seemed best. I just noticed how jagged my markings are when photographing, at least that's just the Celestra Grey.

It’s kinda how we proved Irving to be wrong so ...
>noise marines are better than chaos mutants
WHO WOULDA THUNK IT

>Slaangors
>S3T3 -2 to hit them with shooting, can't be hit in combat

>moron claims pink unicorns exist and are always just out of my vision.
>I must use evidence to dispute this despite him providing no evidence to prove it.

I'd believe that if everything else in the book was equally good.

Assembling pic related.

Sorry, I just saw that individual post, and didn't read back through the reply chain to realize he's trolling.
I'll stop replying to him now.

My thundertusk

Working on some of my Imp fists, WIP Sergeant for my tac squad.

Isn't that thing crazy broken in AoS

you poor fool

Well we can prove pink unicorns don’t exist because all historical art portrays them as white
And we can prove they don’t exist on our physical plane of existence
But we can’t prove they for certain don’t exist, this is why Agnosticism is the centrism of religion

Unbracketed: 6 mortal wounds to a target within 18" on a 2+ lul