Jumpchain CYOA Thread #2038: Culinary Nirvana Edition

No, however it has gone so right that it led a revolt against others.

Eh, it's mostly someone favouring one setting over another with a bit of the ol' mythos wank added in. "everything that doesn't/can't exist" doesn't really mean much, especially since it's impossible for Yog to be certain beings that are stronger than it.

Basically ignore it. It's just someone favouring one series over another for little real reason beyond some words that don't make sense and aren't backed up by anything. As usual, deciding power levels at that sort of being (Hadou god or Outer god) is pretty much entirely an exercise of "Who does the writer want to win" because otherwise there's no way to tell who is better.

....maybe.

But it certainly wasn't as bad as Palutena's! And don't let those idiots in Isfahan tell you otherwise. They're just bitter that I accidentally set the city on fire...twice...in a day...

Question for Regalus can we use any possible evolution line for a digimon? (Including cards and other such materials).

I ask since it simplifies planning out digivolution lines and also Wikimon actually has all possible lines where as the Digimon wiki tends to pick and choose only from certain materials.

So Jumpchain, what are your house rules

Don't get crumbs on my carpet.

You take your shoes off at the door.
You get dirt on my carpet, you're washing it the fuck out.

No one uses my blanket unless I clear it, permission must be asked before you take the remote controller, throw away your fucking trash.

>ever gone so wrong that the food itself started to lead a revolt?

Now define "wrong."

Because on the one hand, I came up with an entirely new product line and it makes millions every year.
On the other hand, the ramen-bowl packaging can be fairly deceiving (even though I put the disclaimer in bright red letters on the plastic top) and I'm fairly certain half the complaints my department receives are specifically from people buying them and not enjoying the surprise that came with.

>wrong
Trying to cook a nice meal and somehow ending up with an army of vegetables at your door, come to end your tyranny.

As part of the cooking process, I take the process of either conducting rites to placate the food so it knows it serves a higher purpose or subjugating it so it knows it's place very seriously. Despite that, sometimes experimental cookery does go awry.

A brand of cinnamon toast crunch I tampered with once gained sentience and took over it's cereal factory. By the time the local military intervened, it was starting to assimilate other foodstuffs to become the perfect breakfast. We barely prevented complete global saturation, and to this day there is an Earth where there are lakes of oatmeal and forests of cornflakes.

Those who do not use coasters are subject to purification by fire.

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Well given what I turned that ramen into inadvertently I'd say mine counts, kind've.

Do not raise your voice. I would prefer to not have clean up the mess from silencing you.

If you're going to fight with each other, take it to the dojo.
Do NOT adjust the settings on the bed-tipping mechanism.
I don't care what you do in your room, have some respect for everyone else in the common area and keep it clean.
The housekeeping AI and maids are people too, so treat them like people.

Thats amazing.

The respect from host to guest. The host must be hospitable to the guest and provide him/her with food, drink, bath and gifts when they leave. It is not polite to ask questions until the guest has finished the meal provided to them.
The respect from guest to host. The guest must be courteous to the host and not be a burden. The guest should also provide a gift if they have one.
If you mean rules I bendnfor my chain:
Return is multi use.
Warehouse can close with people inside

That's actually a pretty normal issue for my family. When your favorite food is open-ranged vampires, you learn to get used to your food trying to murder you in increasingly absurd ways.

Not that it does them any good, but the taste of fear and desperation makes the whole charade worth it. Or so my Dad says, think it might just be his sadism talking, since I haven't noticed a difference in flavor myself.

Isn't that basically what every single Jumper in Toriko had to deal with at some point? I mean, my memory's not the best, but I remember that there were some ingredients / dishes that actually fought you as you were preparing it.

>Super Science changed to Mad Science perk
Meesa likey thisa change

All purchases triple price for Gungans.

Begone Gungan

Okay, so this is gonna disappoint some people but it's something I've been thinking about. After the last time I dropped a few things, I kept thinking. Earlier today I tried to do a little side chain and pretty much instantly got it crippled by thoughts of "oh my god why am I wasting time here I have so much stuff to write" and realised that...I really have too many claims that it's not only paralysing any attempts to enjoy jumpchain outside of making stuff for me, it's also seriously slowing down me actually making jumps.

I know it's not great to hear but I've decided to drop some of my claims. I've become increasingly sure that with my jump making speed slowing down and it draining the enjoyment I get from jump stuff, I just can't justify having so many things claimed.

Black Butler, Dark Empire, Guilty Gear and Re Creators are what I'm dropping. If no one else goes for them I would be happy to do them in the future, but for now I want to make a real effort to get things done and not just keep stuff idle for so long. Again, I am genuinely sorry for anyone that was expecting these from me but I don't think I'll be able to make anything at this rate. Hell, I've had multiple jumps that need nothing but fluff sitting around for a week now.

It's cool, man. Just doing my own chain, I dropped out for like...months obsessing over one build. If it ain't fun the end product won't turn out well, that's how I look at it. Also I didn't know you'd claimed those

It's all good. It's important not to overload yourself.

Why does 'Mastery of its own' not let you get the full benefit of it while using any non-mundane powers? No other capstones require jumpers to hobble themselves to get the full benefit of the perk (and the perk is probably worth less than the superpowers, even with just in-jump stuff). And there's just the weird disconnect between it and 'Down in the Mucky-Muck' - one is about using lots of superpowers, the other is telling you not to use any.

Speaking of Re: Creators, about Nurtured Nature: Is a canon example out there I can benchmark for what I can likely get out of transformation through belief? I happen to have a lot of divinity and harem related perks, so I imagine I probably won't turn into the male version of Kiara but I'd like to get a sense of what the character(s) it's based on can do.

It's all right, It's important that you don't push yourself too much.

What's the weirdest jump we have?

It's generally based on how Oddities work but the best example I can think of, and the one I was mainly drawing from, was how Shinobu was almost turning into a deity because she was being worshipped by a few nearby villages when she first landed in Japan.

There's the one joke jump made by a writing program I think. The one with gay books and cuphead.

I'm going to call it a three way tie between Medaka Box, Umineko and The Stanley Parable. In one, your debate and deduction skills are more valuable than your transcendant reality warping powers. In another, reality warpers experience impotence when their chuuni delusions fall through. In yet another, you can fall through reality if you argue with the narrator too much.

And thanks!

That's fine, don't overwork yourself. Wouldn't want you getting burned out.

>Why does 'Mastery of its own' not let you get the full benefit of it while using any non-mundane powers?
Because it's based on the dramatic increases in ability and skills that certain non-superpowered people exhibit, and the fact that it's precisely because of the lack of powers that they have reached the heights of ability.

> And there's just the weird disconnect between it and 'Down in the Mucky-Muck' - one is about using lots of superpowers, the other is telling you not to use any.
Down in the Mucky-Muck isn't about using superpowers. It's about staying human, and Mastery of its Own
matches it to a T.

>Down in the Mucky-Muck isn't about using superpowers. It's about staying human, and Mastery of its Own

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

You assholes now Im reading mmpr/dc crossover comics. They have so much better gear in this than the show.

5410970 is a magnificent bastard.

I was kinda disappointed by that crossover. It committed the cardinal sin for crossovers of making one side look better than the other one (Going very heavy on the Justice League side)

To be fair superman and flash are way above their weight class.

Batman user are you still around?

It's not a cardinal sin to tell it like it is, user. There are many reasons to like the Power Rangers that have nothing to do with powerlevels.

I wonder how hard it would be to copy and create the old morphing grid to make your own.

Tommy has done it like 5 times at various points in the different continuities and in the main power rangers show he nigger rigged an entire power ranger team zords and all out of nothing more than fossils and som crystals. Then again he is tommy which is like the batman of the power rangers world.

No drawback limits, and when the jumpmaker is objectively wrong on something, I can safely ignore it.

It is ok Val, as long as your having fun it is fine.

Although I will admit it feels odd that you dropped GG, as you said you quite liked it when you first picked it up.

Hey, it's a hobby. Don't gotta stress yourself out over whatever you think you 'have' to get done.

I'm feeling a need for some edgy fun. Where can I pick up some DAAAARKNESS powers?

youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

Darks Souls, of course. And Saint Seiya Episode G has darkness powers fueled by pure spite as a Titan capstone, although I can't vouch for how effective they are.

Honestly Val you ought limit yourself to one or two jumps claimed. That way you can knock them out the park rapidly. Don’t over extend yourself and enjoy the hobby, otherwise you’ll burn yourself out trying too many things at once. Here have nice photo Badger-chan.

Hey Val, how would you reconcile Special Human + Rage From The Heavens/Kill 12 Billion Demons with the GoHS canon? The former I can handwave away with everyone simply hating my reincarnation, but I've got no clue what to do about the latter drawbacks. Could I just fanwank that I'm in a universe where all monsters/gods are simply that much stronger? Because otherwise I've got no idea what would buff them to such an extent.

How is the Killing Bites anime? After Apocrypha, Fate/Extra Last Encoure is proving a pleassant surprise. Even if it really smacks of Madoka's Rebellion Story movie, and I'm pleasantly baffled they turned Hakuno into a homicidal absolute madman

>Black Butler, Dark Empire, Guilty Gear and Re Creators

And nothing of value was lost. Be well Val.

Basically, you need a suitable power source, channelling devices, and gear.

Not that hard at all for any magitech-focused Jumper to be quite honest.

I mean, hell, I've built a magitech Jumper and I've found that I could EASILY utilize the Chaldea System to create a Kamen Rider that uses Heroic Spirits as a Power Source.

Oh.

Oh no.

>you right now

youtube.com/watch?v=UfkhUkmCrps

And how anyone could not take them as companions? They give me diabetes.

Reminder that
ILLYA IS FOR HEADPATS ONLY

You are da queen!

I will show you de whey my queen
De whey of de devil

No Illya Miyu and Kuro are loli to be lewd.

youtube.com/watch?v=1g3PY7snEIE

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Illya is for lewd, Kuro is for lewd, Miyu is for maid play, also lewd.

I'd say that title card fits well with the uganda queen pic, but there is a risk of all those explosions killing her knuckles warriors.

Every day we turn a little further from gods light

>but there is a risk of all those explosions killing her knuckles warriors.

That is ok. There are more.

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I've been looking at the pic and I'm wondering.
How many of you noticed the saber in the window?
Did you notice instead of her normal green she has blue eyes like the Val edits?
Finally, did you see that one of the uganda knuckles seems to be missing an arm?

Seeing all these has me almost convinced that there is a secret code hidden in this pic. Perhaps one that will show us de whey.

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Einzbern homunculi are for lewd. Also considering what the show/manga are like, they were clearly made for lewd, because that's what the show/manga are.

On one hand I am extremely confused about the series of events that have led here.

On the other hand, I am horrified about the series of events that have led here.

Well you see user... LOOK OVER THERE, HEAVENS IS A TRAP CAT!

Reminder that you can basically be Ugandan Knuckles in TOME if you want, but you'd probably get banned if you do half the shit they do.

Just need to wait it out then, you can't get banned in SAO right?

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Until she grows up that is. Her, Chloe, and Miyu.

One must be prepared to make many a sacrifices to Ani-ue.

>On the other hand, I am horrified about the series of events that have led here.

Your Ebola is the strongest Ugandan strain
Maybe if you hadn't been such a fucking degenerate red, maybe this future would have been different. But here we are, and you have no one to blame but yourself.

Okay
But if you groomed her that's still fucked up.

Fighting Foodons jump when?

Kinda wish she had a crown.

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De whey
De whey has changed

>But if you groomed her that's still fucked up.
Of course not! Ani-Ue, Chichi-Ue, and Haha-Ue would eventually find out.

I, for one, do not wish to test my survivability against "All The Swords", "THE Gives No Fucks Magus Killer", and "Alchemist Wish Granter".

Nope. No sirree!

Is there a way to keep lolis from going bad ?

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Not even the Japanese use those you fucking weeb

Make them elves. Loli elves have a longer shelf-life, and won't go bad by the end of a standard jump.

Alternatively, use toon physics to squish them back down whenever they start getting too tall.

Of course not, maybe, not sure.

They are super duper formal and rather antiquated, so they'd prolly be used in gags...which is what that whole thing was.

Store them in a cool, dry place.

Isn't there a powerpuff girls jump?

>so they'd prolly be used in gags...which is what that whole thing was.

>I was just pretending to be a pedophile

Lolicons are the worst.

Nope