>Go to a casino for a concert >want to see what all the fuss is about Slots, since there's 80,000 of them in the casino and thousands of people playing them >Put $5 into this Big Bang Theory slot machine, push the roll button five times, win nothing. >Put $5 more in, bet 3 lines on one try, one line twice, win nothing >never want to play a slot ever again.
What is the addiction to this shit? It's proven to have god awful odds of winning, it's boring as shit and it's brainless. Atleast with video poker or blackjack you have some control. Is it just some brainlet addiction bullshit? Atleast drugs get you high...
Luis Jenkins
Because boomers are stupid fucks that cream themselves over a 5% gain from their mutual fund after a year.
Jace Ross
It is all old people, and smokers. God damn it's fucking dumb.
Gavin Cox
literally a rat in a cage with a lever
Cooper Evans
literally bing bing wahoo for old people
Jason King
I put 20 into some nickel slots and won 240 bucks over an hour, but later saw the machine being worked on so maybe I just caught it printing free money, who knows
Eli Perez
living in vegas, this thread hits home hard as fuck, absolute idiocracy
Adam Williams
>be anons dad >super Mormon >in Vegas for convention on behalf of company >evening off >fuckit.jpg >take $5 into casino for slots >make $56 >cash out and never walk into a casino again
