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Old thread

Removed the gay hand and the sword.

How does it look now?

emperor's faggots are the best lejun

Are Dark Lances that good?
What are the stats?

They will probably get nerfed in new codex anyway if they are good

How much of a heretic are you, user ?

Big Celestine tits right in my face

>No sword
Into the trash it goes

>Edgelord: The Army

S8 AP-4 DD6

What was the thought process with original crons designs?

Heavy 1 for infantry, Assault 1 for vehicles. S8, AP-4, D6 damage.

So if the Custodes LR gets an FAQ saying that AotE does apply to the unit
Would that also mean in mono-Custodes it would get a 4+ invul?

Is this how they make them viable for the price?

Posted late into the thread.

Thoughts? So far it seems I over did the oxide.

They're generally better than Lascannons except in a few situations. However they are shorter range too.

This isn't much of an issue given how Ravagers work and how mobile Dark Eldar are.

Top notch stuff.

36" Str 8, -4ap, D6 damage.

Your most devestating retcons pt 2:

Instead of the usual shitposting, you guys should paint and play.

But he didn't post chaos.

Dark Lances or Disintegrators against Banana Boys?

One is more consistent but the other can one-shot a custard.

Need suggestions on purchasing death guard. Should i get to DI halves and an extra feotid? Or should i just get one DI half and get other things?

What is this meme though?
I thought the model wasn’t even that busty

I play CSM with a bunch of beastmen cultists.

Rolling

>Spess Muhreens
no thanks

A meme? My home this is.

Squats.

I shall therefore try to post useful stuff.

How can other Assassins even compete ?

Babbies first army

It's best to use it sparingly agrax is better for larger stuff.

a lot of bright colors that could be toned down a bit. the armor and the bronze are like super dark but you've got these bright as frik yellows and grassy greens.

ignoring the blue oxy of course. that really needs some cleanup.

Rolling for inspiration, since I have no idea how I want to paint these guys.

Primaris marines

Not busty.......yet >:)

I dunno man, it started in /aosg/ with Big Morathi tits.

I ported it over here and I couldn't really think of that many female characters.

Yvraine? Heh. Flat as a pancake.

Greyfax? Hag.

Shadowsun? Lol no.

question, if I play IG, and I choose a certain regiment for my army, then do I have to use that color scheme? or is this choice a pure rule thing that doesn't constrain my creative options. because I will probably do my own color scheme, I don't want to just do whatever tired old colors.

That's not so much a retcon as it is just bad writing.

They could put Vanus in the game now to fuck with your opponents CP and maybe DS shennanigans

Then paint and post your stuff my dude. Better than shitposting.

I don't marine, so maybe I'll see if the scheme adapts to Tau.

Soon

>Yvraine? Heh. Flat as a pancake.
Yvraine's charm lies within her feet, user.

Still hoping somone may have a copy of the Blood Guilt short story but increasingly thinking it’ll be very hard to find, at least for the foreseeable future

Is that a third party mini ?

>Lightbox

i'm too poor, i don't own any army.
Just books

No

>They're generally better than Lascannons except in a few situations
This is just not true lots imperium stuff in t8 wounding a leman russ or a land raider on a 4+ instead of a 3+ is a big deal and i don't think the extra ap makes up for it. less range sucks for the infantry but DE is fast and mobile.

Wargame Exclusive, the guys what did all the cars and tits.

Is it just me or is this huge and shitty and sideways phoneposter photo annoyingly good quality?

>that disgusting sandy spray
gulping down the gw jizz, user?

She's the poster child of soup, and who wants that?

The gold needs to get more contrast and detail

Not correct. on average these would not kill a basic custard unit.

Even assuming BS of 2+ and re rolling wounds.

Everything is good if done well. Do you have pics of your army user?

What's the AP on Celestine's tits?

>less range sucks for the infantry but DE is fast and mobile

Kabalites will be in a raider, and Scourges deep striking anyway. It's really not an issue, especially as it's 36" range still.

thats the once assassin i dont use. i thing vindicare is the best bringing 2 of these guy means you can rape enemy HQ and your opponent cant do much about it. the other assassins can be countered by proper bubble wrap.
>tfw i lost 2 assassins and sly marbo to overwatch in one turn ;_;

>one-shot a cusard

>this is somehow an entire unit

Be honest, how retarded are you?

its mount stupid of the trainwreck of new writing in my opinion.

making better marines would have been fine, making "better with zero drawbacks and actively solves the gene seed flaw making the last interesting bit about space marines fucking moot"

not to mention they're just different colors of power armor now if they're all literally the same. which is kind of gay.

Ollanius Pius

Saved forever.

> Or just take the photos in your fridge

Then don't shitpost.

>So if the Custodes LR gets an FAQ saying that AotE does apply to the unit
>Would that also mean in mono-Custodes it would get a 4+ invul
>Is this how they make them viable for the price?

nope

honestly i only use regiment rules if its that models regiment. regardless of paint scheme.

i love this and im stealing it.

I need a gif of this where the hand slowly gets closer to the 12 and then the gif stops.

Retrubutor and an iwata.
Good ‘nuff for a basecoat

And if you read the books instead of spouting memes you'd know it's already implied the flaws are coming back, which was obviously going to happen anyway. But of course you wouldn't know since you don't read the damn books.

I've been wondering how to base my deldar, the white marble or green granite would be baller.
Cheers, user.

tfw you did magnetizing for the first time

tfw you literally did the one thing people told you to make sure to never do

Did wrong polarity and it glued quite tight. I had to fuck some shit up mighty with a knife.

Its mostly cool though, I covered up the butchery with green stuff and you'd hardly ever see it since its covered up when the model is in play

Less than -4 because they’re still constrained

yeah I just read the codexes. figure that would be the explanation I need.

that's basically why i added the last part bit i can occasionally be a problem.

No problem my dude.

> Emperor loves all his sons and gives them powerful blessings
> Except the Old fuckers in the Dreadnoughts and the guy driving the Land Raider

I hope to fucking god you have a guide magnet.


Seriously anyone reading this about to do magnatizing, get a guide magnet. or just get a general magnet, figure out the polarity with a compass and mark the magnet.

Super fucking useful.

No Scythes of the Emperor or Mortifactors

>iwata
thin your fucking paints you evil cunt. i know you like the egypt theme but that doesn't mean you have to make your marines sandy.

it*

How the fuck does driving a tank or a walker expand your personal bubble of awesomeness around the entire thing

the guy in the dreadnaught listens to anime music all day and can't hear the emperor.

same with the landraider.

And yet I know you cant even do that properly, because that's basically the most important tidbit of the BA codex.

you know its funny only book I read was the blood angels codex and I was scouring for that and didn't find it.

Limited space my dude. Both are UM descendants and there were only 9 spaces for them.

>better than lascannons
Not really. Worse against T8 and the AP difference doesn't matter if there is any kind of Invul save involved. They are specifically superior against T7 or less with at least a 3+ but no invul.

The mold prosses made it easy to not get hammered with copy right suites from the owners of Terminator

What happens when I put on the mask?

imagine putting this on and khorne daemons accidently.

So what convinced them to stop giving a shit about that possibility?

People will care about who you are

I wasn't sure if the focus of the image was more on lesser-known chapters. Ah well.

*Edgelord without taking it too seriously: The Army

Just Edgelord :The Army is Chaos.

Then you need to elarn how to read user. Last excerpt, Khovan incident.

It won't be extremely painful for others.

>paint white over black
>not the other way round

Get a load of this masochist.

F U C K I N G E DOUBLE-U

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did they actually get the black rage from that?
isn't that like a permanent thing that if they get it its kind of stuck on them?

How many T8 vehicles with invuln saves do you see?