Anyone else thinking that the Craftsdwarf guilds decisions to ban the testing of gunpowder is utter bullshit?
"New ideas are dangerous" my fucking beard, if these 'fire-arms' are as good as those tests showed, we wouldn't be confined to our holds! We could take the fight to those filthy fucking trolls and gobbos!
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Xavier Gray
Why do the human men seek to fuck my sisters and daughters? I thought humans preferred twigs or trees.
Robert Brooks
>That skinny twig
>A dwarf
I don't know what fetish shit you're peddling, but you get it the fuck out of here.
Get yourself a proper girl who can handle some dwarf-loving.
Easton Brooks
Too much instantaneous pressure. It would be next to impossible to adapt perfectly good anti-arrow ballistas to the new technology. If it's not broken don't fix it.
Christian Green
> shaving fetish
Gross. I can see her chin. Ban for underage content please!
Juan Thompson
>"New ideas are dangerous" my fucking beard
Look, you're probably too young to know this but the last time we tried a new idea (two centuries ago) it was AWFUL. Too awful to speak about. Just accept the wisdom of your elders.
Jeremiah Long
Testing is one thing, combat conditions is another. Having your primary weapon adversely affected by humidity is for elves.
Aiden Cooper
A bit on the underside if you will but I've had a few of my servents "drop" some hints to the humans. If the Clanfathers are hesitat perhaps it's because it's best to leave it to the humans to do the bulk of the testing for us. After all they seem more than eager to kill each other.
That and it fits nicly into a long term plan I have for propping up one of those city states I hear about. The one's running it take on titles like Princes and what not even though their blood and lineage is of pig piss quality but then I don't ever intend to bow to them in the first place.
Thomas Cruz
Come now, we wouldn't NEED to adapt AA-Balista to black powder they move plenty fast as is. But imagine, rows and rows of dwarves, blasting orcs into green slime with thunderous barrages of hot lead...or spraying tunnels with shards of searing iron!
The ancestors would weep at such a display!
I may be a bit on the young side, but fear in the face of the unknown is not the dwarven way!
Sebastian Davis
Oh my boy... Have you ever heard the phrase "they dug too deep?" Last words for far, far too many good dwarves. I say: FIRST it starts with gunpowder. Then it moves on to explosives. Then you're leveling mountains. THEN you've got balrogs up to your ankles. Best not to go there my lad. Best not to go there.