Warhammer 40000 General /40kg/

NOM! NOM! EDITION

>Reset the clock; sisters never
youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0-8BBkkq4 [Open]
>FAQs, Errata, and Designer Commentary
warhammer-community.com/faqs/

>Rules
mega.nz/#F!bF0ExS4D!_XaMECn0K9HiJKUFSopJLA

>Other Megas
mega.nz/#F!gaBiVTKI!HTOuNx5zzNxHqT-ny-AU3A
mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ

>Old Black Library Mega
mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q

>Math-hammer 40k
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10t6_imperiumisacuck,acuck!FO9mTaG8FHY4B7v6hOQgwc3gXxUiIOrMYt16I6M/edit

>Old thread

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=KJ9rv-IImqA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Xth for women are Exotic and Vindictice!

Remember to bully a banana.

Vindicare?

codex previews for dark eldar when geedubs?

Good snippet desu, tyranids and guard both showcasing their key traits in a way that doesn't wank either off too hard

I'm doing my part!

Imperial Truth best truth.

Big Celestine tits right in my face

Yvraine's toes in my mouth.

I live in Northwest US. Can someone recommend me discount warhammer store, or is ebay my best bet?

>SM bully their superiors

Anyone got any fun ork lists?

Nth for snek

neat snek

Are Chaos Space Marines NPCs?

Is the pic basically Ecclesiarchy in nutshell?

More sneks perhaps?

Yes. That's why it's such a shame they only have old miniatures and lame rules.

9th Vostroyan Firstborn Regiment, "The Old Irascibles"
>”Earning their name the "Old Irascibles" through hundreds of battles, the vaunted 9th Vostroyan Regiment served for three and a half centuries during the late 41st Millennium. The 9th Vostroyan became one of the most veteran formations in the Segmentum Obscurus, before finally meeting their match on the world of Nimbosa. Around 790.M41, the 9th Vostroyan defended the Imperial world of Nimbosa against the Tau's effort to expand their burgeoning alien empire and annex the world. The Vostroyan regiment heroically sacrificed themselves to a man defending the factory city of Polia. Inspired by the Vostroyans' sacrifice, the populace refused to submit to the Tau Empire. Reformed after their destruction on Nimbosa, the 9th Vostroyan once again met their ultimate fate during the Fall of Karak Prime in 998.M41. They held the hive city for 18 months against the brutal onslaught of a splinter fleet of Hive Fleet Moloch, valiantly facing a Tyranid swarm that stretched from the base of the city's walls to the distant horizon. With the onset of midwinter, and with the rapid depletion of ammunition and supplies, the 9th Vostroyan knew that they were doomed and vowed to sell their lives dearly. Only when the bulk of the Tyranid swarm had passed into the city did the regiment detonate its nucleonic stack, incinerating the hive, its defenders and an estimated 85% of the Tyranid swarm. With the coming of midwinter, the few surviving Tyranid organisms eventually starved to death and the splinter fleet was entirely defeated.“

Yvraine's Lynx's pussy on my dick

Ministomp had a decent % off, if I recall correctly.

>resin
fuck you GW

I love the quality control!

Whoops wrong image...

Furries get out

I love it

I want a banshee to RKO me with her thighs

it's a laser sight user duh

Dont be such a baby it wasn't that hard to work with.

>RKO
Wut's it means ?

>laser sight
>FW says it is a red dot
Fucking uncultured and incompetent swines

Here's his back

Finecast?

If so, fuck that, takes forever to clean, need to essentially sculpt the mini yourself.

soo that am I looking at here? Clearly that bolter just has a dorsally positioned gas tube and a snazzy modern forgrip

I never had a problem with it. Frankly plastic is overrated, muddy details compared to resin or metal, and moldlines everywhere.

Production fuck up in a massive scale.

nou

the terms are interchangeable in the UK, it differentiates it from holographic and reflective sights

>Dont be such a baby it wasn't that hard to work with.
did you get your free resin dust in the lungs?

no they fucking arnt

sights are not pointers, they are sights

>doubt
What magnize and clips are the same thing?

>how do people drown I just walk on water because I'm a magical fucking unicorn

youtube.com/watch?v=KJ9rv-IImqA
it's the initials of a wwe wrestler named randy keith orton and he grabs people by the neck like in vid related. i want a banshee to do this to me with her thighs

Even better

No because I'm not a retarded baby with no sense of awareness or self control
As someone who survived cancer if your scared of resin for being carcinogenic just wear a mask and wash your hands. Live your life constantly in fear of the pettiest things and you aren't living anyways.

well yeah it's just where the bullets go user

Exposed bullets are cool

Besides the tentacle-pelt what the issue?

Thats just a clip dunder head

We both no its not true. It doesn't look like a laser sight. It is not a laser sight. Or laser dot. Its a retarded mistake.

well obviously it's a different pattern of bolter duh!
yes I know I'm just teasing
they are literally referred to as red-dot sights at the Beretta shop in Mayfair, that said they also sell fibre optic sights which are also branded as red sot sights
depends who you talk to, I know squaddies who refer to box magazines as clips but that's colloquial not technical parlance

Are Chinese sellers on eBay typically recasts?

What's the most interesting space marine chapter lore wise and strategically in the game? Hoping to get into 40k tomorrow, currently leaning towards ultramarine's due to their roster size and starter kit. But also don't like to play the cookie cutter guys.

why does his fur coat look like worms?

Red dot sights aren't laser pointers user.
Same with fibre optics.

Chinks, slavs and 2/3'ds of mediterranens.

>leaning towards ultramarine
sigh

congratulations you have found a retarded shop owner

They even can’t follow their own crap. If they removed the sight from the underside it would pass as the flat Phobos from the left

well obviously user i was merely pretending to be retarded like fw obviously is. i mean they fucked up their own justification post, expect a macca vid within the hour.

100% of the time Chinese and Russian Federation sellers are recasts. FYI ebay recasters usually aren't as good price OR quality as recasters selling on chink websites.

How in the fuck does stuff like this make it to the final product?

user just because they're poster boys doesn't mean they're bad

technical parlance, colloquialism and sales patter all have different standards

Resin induced microencephalia.

I know that a lot of people have the same feelings but what are you supposed to do when they're like twice the model count of some of the other chapters and seem reasonably easy to paint.

My actual favorite would be dark angels but they have no starter kit and their color scheme is really ugly.

His gun doesn't have a hand grip. His hand is empty

No grip, no trigger.

>no grip on the bolter
is he firing it with the sheer force of his fury at being covered in slugs?

not entirely sure how that bolter would operate from the drawing, some king of tilting bolt I guess but it'd have to be might complicated

Oh just figures the guy who assembled it goofed.

In FW's case it appears they are stretched too thin, especially since Alan Bligh's death. FW has the HH, which was originally planned to be a small boutique product line for the most diehard of fans- which has exploded into a worldwide phenomena. Outside of that, they are still in charge of specialist games, hobbit, and 40k which just went through a MAJOR revamp in 8th. Getting all that FW catalog updated at once was a real toll. They have too much on their plate, and it's showing.

Better yet, he's firing the gun that does not have fucking trigger

> SW confirmed to be Orks

There's still a lot of DA stuff on ebay and craiglist since 6th and 7th editions had the same starter set which included Dark Angels. T.B.H. they are an easy chapter to get started in.

Damn. I hope this is just a temporary set back, and not something that will continue.

But how do Grey Knights fire theirs?

>they're like twice the model count of some of the other chapters
>My actual favorite would be dark angels but they have no starter kit and their color scheme is really ugly.
Get a space marine collecting box, some upgrade kits and a successor chapter? Go for what you like.

Why doesn't GW man up and reabsorb them so that they can get better quality control, communication between the two, and probably more staff for FW?

space magic

Are they fun to play on the table, or are they gimped? I tried looking up strong armies and didn't see them mentioned at all, only ultramarines with rob were mentioned for space marines.

They're known psykers for one?

find a dark vengeance box on ebay

FW benefits a lot by being a separate studio, im not sure you'd want them rolled together. You'd just get more AoS releases and less weird resin kits. I'm sure they will get caught up eventually, perhaps they just need to find some talented hires. FW has always been a small boutique studio, and its only in the last 5 years or so theyve become a full fledged studio with the HH game line.

They are okay. Never commit to an army purely by power ranking. They are always fluctiatig and changing. Its best to find the army you love, especially if it's your first one. My first army was orks, they were quite good when I started (4th ed), but have been dogshit since. I never minded, and never stopped loving collecting and playing them.

Stop forcing this meme, it's just getting dumb at this point and it doesn't get any funnier.

HH is a mistake

Maybe FW would get caught up a lot faster if they did something different that making yet another gazillion dreadnought variants....

The problem was they had one guy doing most of the work who unexpectedly died right as GW said you need to redo all the rules so now it's a garbage fire, I'm not saying make if permanent but GW should at least step up and and help FW get back on track because them being in this state is bad for business.

Had my first go at it with an airbrush, how'd i do lads?

>popular game system, generating good revenue
>mistake

Care to elaborate?

True. FW still operates as if its a small boutique without a pressing schedule. They seem to work on whatever they want at the time, which leads to things like rhino door releases or super heavy tanks whilst legions like Dark Angels languish in their flagship game.

Why am I so bad at math I'm sat here trying to work out if the discount triplehelix offer with paid delivery is a better deal than from element games with free delivery.

It does when people like you get upset by it.

looks like shit, great job!

>HH
>popular
user beside the models no one cares about the system. The proof is the game died when 8th dropped

>best selling set of miniatures primarilly marines

Butt hurt xeno fag detected.

>popular game system, generating good revenue
>dead game
What did he mean by this?

What are the mechanics of knight houses called?
I stuck a techpriest together out of spare parts that's supposed to be one for my army but I can't remember if they have official mars training or not

I don’t get it.