Warhammer 40000 General /40kg/

If the rumors of it being in dallas are true, I'd imagine it will do rather well.
High income large city with a large warhammer community and no good GW stores means large amount of profit, and the land prices and taxes of texas means much lower cost of building than most other large cities.
That said, I don't understand, if it isn't a mini-WHW, why it isn't. It'd make much more sense to open something like that in the states than just a GW store with cafe inside.

>Disowned by his primarch.
>Best

Same with the Custodes Land Raider and it's invuln save.

Show me your terrain!

Requesting oppinions one last time before I buy.

A power maul plasma pistol chapter master is shit game wise, isnt it?

>forgeworld quality
low, low price of 85 USD per 5 models

why in gods name the GW stores dont already have twice the table space and a built in coffee bar is the great mystery of our age.

I agree entirely. Space Marine vehicles should also have Chapter Tactics.

I understand the issue with the new bolder, but what am I supposed to be seeing with the yiff and AL termies?

Mauls are not as good as Axes, but they look sweet as hell.
Plas pistol is a solid choice though

Where are the grips on their guns?

What is supposed to be the issue with the stuff ringed in that pic?

I’ll enjoy it being Dallas if rumors are correct. I’m in Fort Worth.

Because for the longest time GW's strategy with stores has been "keep it cheap, keep it profitable"

>look mom! no trigger or handle!
>I'm a grey knight now!
>pew pew pew

i literally can not see the problem

however, apart from the place the bullets come out, the handle, and trigger, i am at a loss as to what any part of any gun actually does.

The chain bayonette lug is on the top of the bolter.

That didn't make sense then nor did it make sense now.

just make the store managers serve coffee too, they already spend most of their time just sitting around anyways.

top left boltgun and chainblade is how it's meant to attach, top right is clearly upside down.
The gun doesn't have a handle or rigger, it's just plonked on to a closed fist.
these are "high quality" forge world premium products

The SW bolter on the top has the sight on the bottom, making it utterly pointless.
>however, apart from the place the bullets come out, the handle, and trigger, i am at a loss as to what any part of any gun actually does.
You should apply to be a weapon designer for GW, I hear that's exactly how they describe the qualifications.

I fear he might look a lot like the honor guard if I give him an axe, the power maul is just because it's well proportioned and kind of looks like a rod of command as well.

Look at how they are "holding" guns

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Some guns have no grips and are modeled as stuck on top of a closed fist.

They need 3-4 of them in the US, really.

One on the west coast. I kind of want to say Vegas because of the large events and relatively cheap cost of living. It also has the draw of VERY cheap air fair and constant adults running around with way too much spare money.

One on the east coast. This should be somewhere in the middle, maybe Virginia?

One in the mid-west. This should be in Chicago or Indianapolis. Cleveland wouldn't be out of the question of let's be honest, no one wants to go to Cleveland. Also, we all know it would end up in the shithole that is Tennessee.

Then the last would be Texas.

>plastic sisters of battle
>12 minutes to midnight

I sense SOOOON

What the fuck are they doing?

They are gonna have to re do the mold on the terminators to fix those fucking hands. Christ.

Como to South America we have like 4 of those within walking distance.

Wargame, Boardgame and/or Video game cafes/bars are common as fuck.

why the fuck are rhinos so hard to assemble
my first one looked like dogshit and i thought it was because i was 13 at the time
but no
the set doesn't fucking FIT TOGETHER

Someone sell me on autocannons for havocs over heavy bolters.

The only upside I can see on the autocannons is the range. Most things I am shooting at are at least toughness 4, they both have the same AP

Then do it
cool>rules
Then again, I am a guy who places TSons, so all I have are force mauls

Marine shit is easy mode. Git Gut

Dryfit you dummy.

>Most things I am shooting at are at least toughness 4
then keep the heavy bolters
there's no secret to autocannons
they're just better at high toughness units like monsters and light vehicles

Same as with the SW praetor. It's just an empty fist with weapon bits glued to it, it's not actually modeled holding anything.

Maybe it's just you.

I've built a battle company and never had any problems.

The D.

Alrighty.

I have 2 havoc squads, 4LC on the other one. I was putting together my HB dudes and noticed CSM had the autocannon option.

Good to see I'm not missing anything, especially since I already have 4 LCs in my list.

Who's the coolest Librarian?

Im lovin it!

You are user.

I feel like 3x1 with access to hellfire shells balances out the 2x2, given the extra cost.

Indianapolis would be a good draw, but lots of local stores that give heavy 40k discounts. They'd have to do either some crazy draw, or jew over the competition through distribution. Chicago could probably work better, but the big problem would be the land prices. Shit aint cheap up there if I remember correctly.

Mephiston, if you can look past his edge

look at him he thinks he's so clever for insinuating that marine shit is easy to assemble
normally you'd be right
it's not like the set is actually complicated
but it's a shitty 4th edition sprue, and NONE of the parts save for the treads fit together right
the top won't completely sit in the hull sections
the front plate won't completely sit either, and the rear of the top part won't completely mesh with the rear exit supports because the TOPS of the supports are ANGLED for some reason
On top of that, the hatch gets squeezed so that it cant shut

It's you, not the model.
Only "hard" part about rhinos is how fucking tedious the tracks are, but even that's not too bad

Why are the Yiff models bad in every way
>bad bolters
>bad swords
>nogrip
>worm/banana fur

It is like Magnus himself was responsible for it

>Ba da ba ba bah
Regimental litany of battle.

Easy mode. Stop bitching and git gud.

Beside the old land raider crusader with metal bits there is no hard model to assemble in the marine line.

looks like the new alpha legion termies are the same way.
I honestly don't get how these models have made it to being sold without someone going "that looks awful, we can't sell that"

>make the store managers serve coffee

top kek

bring those arrogant bastages down a peg

literally the only good thing he did.

Somebody needs to drink more coffee while designing and somebody else needs to be looking over their shoulder.

>>Magnus comes back - space wolves mutate
COINCIDENCE?

What local places have decent deals? The best I saw was $10 back every $100 spent.

Big Celestine tits right in my face

being crushed by her giant thicc thighs > Big tits in your face

I guess double checking models/sculpts for errors was Bligh's job too.
The fuck does the rest of Forgeworld even do? Seems like Bligh did everything.

Stick it in NOVA, for the east coast. Tons of players with disposable income live here.

Reported

I have an EC force with 9 possessed + exalted champion in a rhino, and then a jump pack sorcerer.

Is this better than 8 possessed + champ + footslog sorcerer in the rhino?

It's about 50 points, and an extra deployment. The fly + movement on the sorcerer is really nice though.

This.

Indianapolis also has Gen Con. It could also be in Illinois, since they have Adepticon.

I've never seen a rhino with properly aligned hull, always something is not flush.
S'why i gave them up for Orks.

my fellow basketball american

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I think what user meant wasn't that it's hard to assemble, it's just hard to assemble properly

Reported for announcing your report.

Sinclaire on the northside in Carmel does 20%

>user's is bigger than mine

Yes please. Very convenient for me.

HAH

Reported for retorting at my reporting

Fishers needs a game store, badly. All of the game stores are 20+ minutes away. Put it in a stripmall near HTC or on the main road there by all the schools and someone could make absolute bank.

That's probably quite fluffy considering the similarities between the Imperium's manufacturing techniques and the Red Army's.

Shit...

The Rhino is a Space marine vehicle, IG vehicles are of far better build quality.

Orks dont need "Alignment" or "Symmetry"

Big stale meme right in my face

Well yeah because the Admech care about quality control, wouldn't want to anger any machine spirits.

>I am the arbiter of all memes, it is by my will and whim that memes are decided fresh or stale

Big salty tears right in my face.

Big Imperial Guard train run right on me

Big Primaris marines gradually soft squatting my faction

Big Howling Banshee dick right in my face.

When something as unfunny as "Big _ tits right in my face" is spammed every thread it gets stale pretty fast, like a small piece of bread being thrown out into a desert instead of being stored properly.
Big butthurt assumptions right in my face

Really, put it near Frys or something and they'd do well with the nerd theme around there. I know there's a bit of construction going on but they'd still be doing good.

>i'm not salty I've just been complaining about this in every thead because I enjoy the meme

Thing is, that Fry's is doing pretty poorly. Wouldn't be surprised if they close soon.

It could go in near the IKEA once they add in those strip malls.

I wish Primaris would get a cheaper transport, something like a Land Speeder Storm but for power armored dudes.

Just wait till next edition when primaris are just classified as regular marines and they pretend nothing changed but now all regular marine kits are out of print.

>being this butthurt and defensive over your shit meme you've tried forcing so hard

LS storms still only carry scouts.