Warhammer 40000 General /40kg/

so fucking baller, big boxy dude looks like he could punch in your shit.

Anyone got a working MathHammer link pls?

OP one doesn't work for me?

>That scribing on the right leg

KANEDAAAAAAAA

Primaris legion of the damned would be so neat

Fuckload of Death Company supported by predators or razorbacks. Fire with the tanks then create a giant line of marines to block their army and then charge.

Saturday's match. I agreed to fight the Knights for their debut game. I was expecting him to bust out the Porphyrion. Was fun and quick even if I lost.

> IG: TETSUOOOOOO
> Boxnaught: KANEDAAAAA-

>Tau outpaced yet again
When will they learn

Well at least you tried.

did you take any of them down with you?

If that happens I may end up more confused about those spooky fucks than I already am.

Knights are shit. How?

>new sisters after decades of waiting
>everyone and their mother picks them up
Part of me hopes the codex will be terrible

>right leg
How does it feel to be brain damaged?

>DE not even there in the first place

I got 1 and almost took another, but he passed the final save.
I roll like garbage or get saved against when I do roll well. I wasn't half bad this time around, I managed to knock a few wounds off with poison and we had a good laugh.

I tried the death company, his shit moves around and deploys so weird that I get trapped and pulled really early.

he didn't say its right leg, he just said the right leg.

Is fapping heresy?

>oh cool his swords on fire
>"bro your sword is cool"
>"your armor is cool"
>"thanks dude, still gonna kill ya"

Depends, what are you fapping too?

If you have time to fap, you have time to work. Not working for the Emprah is heresy.

I’m so used to deleting 1-3 of them a turn with SoB that some times I forget other armies can have issues with them

only if you think of anyone but St. Celestine.
She deserves ALL your seed..

>The right leg, not it's right leg.

I'm pointing to the viewer's right, animeposter.

Big Celestine tits right in my face

I couldn't have imagined taking 1 down with my GK. And I have no clue how to list build my T'au this edition, so I took the spikybois.

Every fucking time.

Deepfake Creed videos

...

thighs > tits

need some help. I have been reading the death guard codex and the rulebook. There are still thing I need to reall dig into, like how to utilize command points and how the psychic power work but I am really liking the list I am making. with 2 DI halves I've made this:

HQ
Lord of Contagion
- Man Reaper

Malignent Plaguecaster
- Corrupted Staff, Bolt Pistol, Blight Grenades, Krak Grenades

Troops

Plague Marines
- Boltgun and Plague knife (4) [Icon of Dispair]
- Plasma Gun and Plague knife (2)
- Champion w/Plasma Gun, Plaguesword and Power Fist

Plague Marines
- Boltgun and Plague knife (4) [Icon of Dispair]
- Plasma Gun and Plague knife (2)
- Champion w/Plasma Gun, Plaguesword and Power Fist

Poxwalker
- 20 man unit

Elites

Noxious Blightbringer
- Cursed Plague Bell, Plasma Pistol, Blight Grenades, Krak Grenades

Fast Attack

Foetid Bloat-Drone
- Plaguespitter (X2)

Foetid Bloat-Drone
- Plaguespitter (X2)

This comes to 1115 points and I want to bring it up to 1500 points but I feel the list is missing some but I'm really new and can't put my finger on it. can i get a hand finishing this list off? and changes to the HQ I should make?

Trying to restart an old Ulthwe collection. The craftworld special sucks compared to Alaitoc, but then again, what doesn't? At least I can spam psykers for the lulz.

BTW is there a point taking guardians or are the shuripults fail as usual?

Glad to see you're still around tits user
also Celestine's tits are all over my face not yours

whynotboth.jpg

There's only one option left, git gud

Guardians with webway are fantastic.

Can anyone stop him?

See

Stormraven, it chews trough everything basically.
Twin Assault Cannons is really gnarly against infantry

When he runs out of pokeballs I'm going to laugh my ass off.

I'll have to try one. He's done a number on our local UM's players but I think I can play it a little better.

S5T5 these guys for some reason.

What if his last pokeball contains more pokeballs?

shuriken catapults are pretty baller.
only problem is transporting them.
feel like all the choices you could take are better for something else.

I finally took one with my GK's, the first game it killed 20 or so cultists, one hellbrute, a 5 man squad of marines and a vindicator

sly marbo

Then it's not his last one.

Are the Tau supposed to be ChiComs?

there can be only one

That's not what milf porn says...

Maybe if you are some pro skub degenerate you would thing that.

>>spam psykers
Not for long in matched, sadly, for fluff minded ulthwe

Space Hindu Communists with Bushido and forehead vaginas.

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO

haven't played since the first few months of 8th, how are daemons? We still trash?

9000 hours in ms paint

Those hips could bear a primaris baby.

Why don't people like boxnaughts is it just because their upper half looks too bulky?

They have odd proportions but I love them, especially Ironclads. Something about them just appeals to the juvenile child in me.

Just look at this mother fucker, he looks like he weighs a ton and could punch down a building.

> Dick says badass
> Heart says adorabu

How come? I heard they were nerfing smite spam, but Warlock got better things to do.

Really? I was sure that 12 inch range at expensive-ish T3 5+ units was almost guaranteed to suck. I wish guardians could get lasblasters, even the old ones.

I found them closer to Imperial China with a bit of the Indian castes.

I wish they did the thing DoW did with them and make their legs a bit longer/actually able to bend

the only people who don't like boxnaughts are people with terminally bad taste

I mean it's not like any of the other patterns look silly or anything.

>Why don't people like boxnaughts
They haven't been able to match it yet I don't think. The "redemptor" has lots of problems for example. Look at the basic contemptor: it's an embarrassment.

Of course

>very nice big boys

GW can explain it easily by squatting the manlets

it just takes a little bit of cutting to fix

stick em in a wave serphant, they pop out and then mince anything.

like shit I've had em destroy doomed vehicles, kill shit ton of marines, wipe out entire splotches of guardsmen.

they're fun. its just getting em in range thats hard, so typically dire avengers are better.

and MAN do I love dire avengers.

An ignominious end for a mighty space marine hero to be piloting that thing for the rest of eternity.

its not the same kind of bulk as something about it, like the smooth faces just make it way more blocky and tuff looking

At least you have enough firepower to erase anyone who laughs at you from existence.

Aren't they already squatted? Is anyone still collecting manlets? It's been a year since the last manlet release (triumvirate).

wish chaos had clean dreadnaughts like this.

literally all the other dreadnoughts would look cool if they didnt all have a stupid space marine head sticking out of them.

in case anyone was curious

on the left is before, on the right is after

the rider lifts right off the bike, no problem.

and the bolters can be swapped out for the rockets any time, no magnets necessary.

Conversion bro

convert

So all this Dreadnought talk got me thinking would it be possible to find a reasonable explanation for an all Dreadnought chapter? Their chapter battle cry could be "even in death we still serve".

not entirely a fan of the hazard, but the spikes work. thanks I might just do that you too user.

>not entirely a fan of the hazard
Do you even iron within user?

who put them in the dreanaughts and why do they not recruit anyone?

it'd be a waste of resources too, you could just harvest the gene seed, and having a ton of dreadnaughts doesn't make an army. its like having an army of tanks.

>its like having an army of tanks.

so rad as shit?

This is very pertinent information for me, thank you user. Any bullshit to paint areas to keep aware of prior to gluing?

more like iron without.

I like it in moderation, like a single plate maybe.

Yeah hence why I was asking I couldn't really think of a reasonable explanation myself outside of rule of cool.

I can respect that as long as you aren't one of the troglodytes that said they didn't like hazard stripes.

Who /ironclad/ here?!?

>army of tanks
>some dude brings anti armor and blows up your tank because theres no personel watching it
>well fuck now we need to get some dudes to watch the tanks
>and if we keep bringing tanks they're gonna keep bringing stuff to break the tanks and that costs us more resources than them...

etc.
it is funny though how this logic actually applies well to the game. Like if you had a shit ton of tanks and no chaff, they could just tarpit all of it or blow it up with anti armor if they specialized in it.