Franken/tg/: The Return of the King

>5 Kings
But we only have four

So far. We can make a new one.

This happened, which probably caused this whole confusion.

also had this theory, if we want to play along and skip the fourth (though I would like to do them after we're done with this NPC)

Hermes's bureaucratic connections

Right, pragmatism.

>Gordon Ramsay's anger of idiots

Guy Fieri's style

Jared's alcoholism

A perpetually henpecked merchant whose financial genius single-handedly keeps the realm's economy stable and has a hand in every county due to the accumulated favours owed to him by local governors and lords. The self-important dandy is an extremely important official, and knows it, never failing to remind others how comparatively dull they are and ruthlessly nitpicking his colleagues. However, the pressures of work keep him burning the midnight oil for long hours, resulting in his slide into ever increasingly alcohol dependency, which has led him to neglect his duties and miss numerous important appointments. He's fallen so low, the rumours say, that he'll shuffle paperwork around to get you legally excluded from taxation or even landed a cushy (and newly invented) aristocratic title in exchange for cheap liquor.

>KING 5
Bradley’s Wrath

Mr. Burns's Frailty

Homeless Emperor's energy blast powers.

>Rufus' voice (alternatively his every action is narrated by Rufus out loud)

Soldier 76's fatherly nature

You mean Rucks?

Wraith King's control over skeleton minions

Irisviel's driving abilities

...

General Shang's ability to make people BE A MAN

Midvalley Saxy Skills..which include being able to shoot death rays fron his sax

Penguin’s pettiness

Can we make a monster?

>Woody's smile. Always.

Captain Taylor's luck.

A Tribble's reproductive rate

>Witch's laugh

Goliaths Metamorphosis/Evolution the more it consumes.

Rape Horse's physiology

>Ivankov's ability to hold large amount of items in his hair

Gir's irritability

Ramsay’s love for torture

Aradia's excitement for funerals.

...

So that makes out last King a powerful yet decrepit old necromancer who can perform magic and raise the dead through the power of music. Though stern, gruff, and quick to anger at even a minor slight, he is warm and fatherly to his apprentices and skeletal underlings, eager to help his youngest students grow with his imparted experience from boys to men. Unfortunately his failing eyesight and onset of arthritis mean he may be unable to play his instrument in the near future, and his aides have already learned that letting him behind the reigns of a carriage is practically a death sentence.

...Guys, we basically created Ainz with levels in bard and bad eyesight.

>5TH KING'S HEIR

Junkrat's need of chaos

The Necrodancers musical necromancy.

>Tyrion's love of women

Gene's God-like brawling skills

Mr. Heart's fear of blood

Wander's eternally optimistic attitude

Civ Gandhi's pacifism through nuclear fire

Voldo's flamboyant style.

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Go vote!

>Sven's physique

How?

Head here: suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html then hit the 'vote' button next to the thread(s).

Thread MVP right here, thanks user

Gerard Way's looks

The heir is batshit crazy, isn't he?

Lets see...Need for chaos, musical necromancy, a love for woman, fighting skills with a fear for blood and creepily optimistic and the urge to end everything in destruction while being a flamboyant emo looking mountain of muscles.
I think i can safely say that he is a little twisted.

and only getting more so, yes.

Lemongrab's Sound Sword

>THE LEGENDARY ARTIFACT

>Needs the power of 5 people combined

>Is split into three pieces, each hidden in a themed temple

The ability to tear rifts into reality of the Scepter of Sargeras.

The inability to be wielded for evil purposes of Jack's sword

The pieces are merely the tools to be put in a SS13 toolbox and technically the artifact can be used with only 1 of the pieces, but it's not as strong and it gets stronger than the sum of its parts.

Hey, seeing as our setting has Minecraft physics, I guess you could say it's a crafting recipe

Carlos!

:^)

Carlos's puns

Those using the item can hear The Ancestor narrating everything they do.

We need a recap. ASAP.
Anyways, I'll throw some names for the characters. I suggest you do the same and then we vote to choose the official names.
Character #2 "Super Angry Titted Jew": Demona, Valerya, Diana
Character #3 "The Irresponsible Trap": Jean, Erin, Reese

Did someone say recap? Because I've been autistically documenting literally every single thing created in these threads.

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Have a ball you jabronis

I’m voting Valerys and Erin for the names

Erin is good 'cause it can be a boy or girl name. Fits with trap status.

You are doing God's work user

There is no god on Veeky Forums

Shouldn't they be fused names? If we can go more in depth with them they won't turn out as random as we think.

You my nigga

>MONSTER 2

Zappa's stance? Physiology?

Henry Pizer's lack of skin

Dying Light Zombies' increased strength & aggression at night

Marquis' bone manipulation

Crimson Heads' ability to come back stronger, smarter, and faster after being killed

Fused?
So huh...Cell + sorceress + Eddie Riggs + Larfleeze + Asura + Samus...?
Samsura Larggis the perfect sorceress?

I like Samsura! Last name could use work. Rilfleeze?

NiS Cyberman's ability to adapt against enemy attacks

That's pretty good. Last names may be a problem for her if she is that Famy Head's daughter. Should we think of his name first?

For the families.. One Piece was the original inspiration for having families at all, so how about the D'Luffy family?

Eh. I like the D nod though. Here's what we have to work with.

Touko > Coldsteel >Earthquake > Oni > Wendy > Doflamingo > Mike Tyson

Touson Wendogoni? Mikou Tysteel? Coldy Doflaquake?

Maybe we shoulf leave it D'something

Doukson Coldengoni, the "Earthquake" King

I think you've done it. Now, should all of the kids have the last name Coldengoni or should they take their mother's names?

Wait shit, we have yet to make the wife of the head of the family. Let's do that ASAP

>CHARACTER #FATBASTARD'S WIFE:
Queen of Hearts' fatass build

>Sheik's transformation powers

Demoman's status as a black Scottish cyclops

>Wendy's smugness in the face of danger

I will never forget that howl.

Hades’ way with words

Ragyo's parenting skills

God have mercy on the kid.

Already used Wendy, try another pal

Sheeit, hold on then
RR's trickery

Busy bump. 8 is best girl.

THE TOWN THE PLAYERS START IN

>The town was burnt down long ago by a bandit raid like Oakvalle in Fable.

The mayor is like Shia Lebeouf