Critical Role

Critical Role
C2 S5 Live Thread

God help us all.

1st for Best Girl

Jester really is best girl.

You god damn better believe it.

Fuck, thanks for reminding me about that bad game, Laura

what're everyones predictions for this episode?

Fuck it, I'm doing it twice.

>you will never have post session sex with laura while she whispers sweet nothings in your her with her shin-chan voice

Real thread hours

now you're a faggot

The plot will actually start.

are they going to time skip traveling to that city or...?

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I hate this intro so fucking much.

>every week until you like it

Is this the day the monk dies

Do we have drinking game rules for this campaign yet? I'm not working tomorrow and want to get loaded.

Fjord and Jester finna get that smash on.

Based

I wish

You are weak, laugh at him

your numbers say yes

>having such shit taste

it's cute...I dunno if I want to watch if for the next 3 years but it will do for a while.

Trips of hope.

You went back on your word! You have no honor! To be a man you must have HONOR and a PENIS, and you have NEITHER!

Caleb does hobo things

Anons playing the Marisha drinking game will finally die from all the liquor they consume.

One can only hope

>Marisha makes you cringe/eyeroll/facepalm
>Take a sip

Well uh
Everytime jester or nott are cute or funny, take a shot. Everytime Fjord is a cowboy, take a shot. thats pretty much all you need.

I don't want to die.

Fjord's BBQ slathered cock

Drink whenever Marisha's character makes the situation worse
Drink whenever Marisha's character tries to grapple

Everytime Nott steals, take a shot. I promise that'll take care of you.

>Laura in overalls

Molly pls go

i hate when marisha is talking

Pact of the Blade. Sweet.

Holly Conrad for Crit Role Guest.

I wonder if Molly's dick is as decorated as his horns

goodbye cruel world

For fuck sake I'm already sick of hearing her talk

I WANT JESTER'S SWEET DOUGHNUTS

Friendly reminder that pic related is Beau's subclass

>ywn glaze Jester's donut

Is it just me or has Liam changed his accent again? I think it's been different every episode?

Not with that attitude

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Remind me what her in-game INT score is?

I think he's still settling in on how thicc he wants it.

oh god she's never going to use this correctly

Its still German based, but trying to find the final version I guess.

the german flair has slowly been getting stronger. i guess hes getting more comfortable with it

Literally what else would he pick

I think he's trying different levels of German and seeing what he can comfortably do for 3-4 hours.

It was just his own accent on the first episode. He's been turning it up with each episode and is now at a full German accent.

He's mentioned that he is trying to find a balance

Character's stats from the last few sessions

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I think in a talks machina he said he wasn't super experienced with the accent so it would take him a while to get comfortable

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Hope he will throw some actual German words in there to

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He has in the past

I sent a message to Liam yesterday that he might want to change his familiar to a Raven so that he can use its noise/voice mimicry to fuck around with Laura's illusion which can't make noise. Also he can quote Nevermore or something.

I wonder if he'll do it

>"as your vision crests up with the fight..."

I hate when he tries too hard to describe the most mundane shit

nah that was actually strong as fuck

Matt focus on the game

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If I were him I wouldn't. Not until I was ready for a Raven Queen call back.

It's gonna be too close to Vax to have Raven anything for now.

>flat chested Jester art
Are boobs should be as big as she is silly, which is a lot
So big

>Mer-chent-isle
Mercer pls, this triggers me harder than siggil

They're drama nerds, hamming it up is almost a requirement.

Ok, so walk me through this.
Let's assume it was one of us Veeky Forums people and we were building a Cobalt Soul Monk with the grapple feat using these stats. What would your thought process be?
>I'm a human female with god-tier DEX, high CON and WIS, decent INT
>But if I want to contest grapples, I'll need a feat to balance ut my low STR
>And instead of getting WIS-boosting subclass perks I'll opt for INT-based ones because I want additional reactions to spend my ki
>At highest level I'll be able to debuff anything that attacks me using my reactions, actions and unarmed strikes.

Does it make sense?

It doesn't have to be permanent, just that I wonder if he'll ever do it. I still prefer it being a cat, but I definitely thought it would be good for roleplay (and for mechanical shenanigans), and it'd fit the bookworm/nerdy-aspect of his character to quote Edgar Allan Poe: DnD edition

My theory is she took prodigy for expertise in athletics.

Because she added +4 to her grapple roll before.

I love D&D, but I have no idea why this is popular.

The modern Western man does not want big boobs.

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hold up
>order of the ghostslayer

outta left fuckin field talisen

Sure but a Raven familiar will still feel a bit on the nose because it's Liam. I imagine wanting to distance yourself from your previous character.

Lies.

She can't have a giant ass and a giant chest user

I thought I had him pegged as mutant, I wonder how he'll RP ghostslayer.

I am stuck at wondering if there is a backstory aspect we don't know about that inspired it. But yeah, a bit strange.

>What's insight
Really Talisen, fucking really?

I heard that they (CR) were going to do an overland bit soon. Maybe this episode or last.

I was hoping to see how mercer handled it, if he did or if he just finger drilled it.

Any help of when/if?

My thoughts exactly. Literally the only one I didn't think he'd go for.

Rule 34 would interject to disagree user.

Can't she at least have a nice butt?

In what world do you guys live in? Big tits
AND big ass!

but she needs those tits

There's barely any Rule 34 for the new crew, user.

>Travis dropping "subtle" hints
That a boy

and a tail.

remember Jester's cha is not that high...so she has to be kinda flat because Laura RPs her as adorable.

FUCK MARISHA! FUCK FUCK FUCK HER, THAT GINGER BITCH

FUCK BO, STUPID KORRA RIP OFF CUNT, FUCK MARISHA, FFFFDUUIUCK HER STONER BROKEN BRAIN BITCH.

I WISH SHE WOULD KEK OFF, SHE CAN'T PLAY THE GAME AS WELL AS I'D LIKE HER TO PLAY.

FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK MARISHA CUNT BITCH, LEARN TO PLAY THE GAME AS WELL AS ME, IM ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT, FUCK YOY MARISHA.

This, and a pretty face

We've got plenty of time user, we've got plenty of time...

agreed