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It says here that you are a faggot,
care to explain?

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Yes, I play Admech.

Is it true that all marine players are secretively pedos?

That script is heretical and so are you!

why can't repentias and penitent engines be good?
I just want to Rip n' Tear with my space nuns ;_;

that's not being a faggot, that's being the best faction

>women
>as good as men at close combat
pick one

But whenever I play my Admech I have a massive urge to shove a million dicks in my orifices.

yes

So I've always wondered, how do you become a tech-priest? Where do you sign up?

I hope the march errata tweaks our points a bit more.

that just means that you are a huge gayfaggot, doesn't have anything to do with a faction

Well they ain’t bad, just ridiculously overcosted for what they do

Run 6 PE, 1 squad of Repentias and find your local retarded marine player.

Enjoy!

>admech
>best faction
that's a funny way to spell deldar

Proxy your repentia as Arco-Flagellants and put em in a Rhino.
Engines should be used in flocks of 3+.

Yes.
Accurately represented with them having to take steroids and train for longer and harder than a male equivalent.

It's like picking tau and complaining at their inability to fight at close range. Some are better equipped at different things

I want a shadowseer to RKO me with her THICC thighs!

>Penitent Engines

Why isn’t strapping my naked ass to the front of a Bradley a valid antiterrorist tactic?

Big Celestine tits right in my face

you show sexual interests in things like toasters and vehicles

Damn it. Here is your (you)
Made me replay/10

>It's like picking tau and complaining at their inability to fight at close range. Some are better equipped at different things

And Penitent Engines are good at nothing other than melee.

AdMech sluts right on my dick

So what are you anons expecting to get hit with the nerf hammer come march?

What are you expecting to happen to these problem units/factions?

Is there AdMech spurdo version?

I mean, with AdMech you can get all of the horror without the weird fetish aspects.

I expect nerf to be random and not address the actual issues

Dark Reapers. Cost per model up to 32, cost for the Tempest launcher up by 5-10 points.

"Admech"/"Eldar", Mates, you got funny ways to spell Orks in your dialect.

kinda vague about it really.
some novel shit has a guy who started out as a guardsmen for a tech facility who then proceeded to rise though ranks and eventually become a priest
really it's just comes down to being a good worker around a forge world and get picked out for your inteligence and ingenuity
also helps a bit

but user, she uninstalled her temptations of the flesh

Hmm am I the only one who likes Dark Eldar but can't see myself playing them?

They have 3 distinct factions, but I can't really see them working well together in a list, but if you do 1 without the others, you are left with very few choices really.

>playing Imperium
>not wanting fetish things on their models
Play Tau

>tech priests known for replacing their bodies with machinery
>so of course the females are always drawn fleshy and naked
EVERY FUCKING TIME

I think being autistic about machinery and being willing to replace your body with robotics is enough. The Admech aren't exactly known for their "ingenuity", after all.

She's a dirty liar

how else are admech fags supposed to lewd their armies?

But Tau weapons don't look even half as a e s t h e t i c

>EVERY FUCKING TIME
she didn't get a chance to replace much yet

Nice soup army, asshole

Yeah, that techpriest you posted is probably more representative of a female techpriest than any of the wankbait.

>am I the only one
You are never the only one
Never
>hurr durr am i spechul
no

They’re totes gunna make guardsmen 5ppm. Fucking hell if you want to stop the CP spam just bring back platoons and make our troops cost 100 points per slot minimum!

>without the weird fetish aspects
*toaster fucking intensifies*

Doesn't Ciaphas Cain fuck a tech-priestess at some point?

Well enjoy your fetish that goes with the aesthetics!

Also gimp pilot from dragoons is the shit

Anyone who is still lewding the fleshy females clearly hasn't properly adopted the Admech mindset. Luckily, I have experience in this, and have now taught myself to masturbate to machinery.

Cain is the Kirk of 40k
Making him the best character 40k has ever had

wasn't she just an enginseer cause she wasn't into the ommissiah worship shit?

yes he does.

it takes a long time and a lot of promotions for a techpriest to get to the point to where they are all machine bits, since the admech doesn't want to give their incredibly valuable and holy machinery to just any asshat with a robe. They have to be worthy in the eyes of the omnissiah

Remember that novice tech priestess who only had a mechadentrite tail that Ciaphas Cain bonned in Death or Glory?
Lewd tech adpets are a thing, deal with it.

So you own a sex machine? Nice
The beauty of those things die for me when I had to rush someone to the hospital because the horny retard when full power, tearing her asshole up.

Wow, Adeptus Mechanics are so unique and varied!

So many shades of black and red.

Ryza master race. Metallica is cool too.

>and have now taught myself to masturbate to machinery.
I welcome you brother.

The flesh is weak

*Fills out a Brigade for 100 points*

Iron Hands codex fucking when

That wouldn't stop cp spam, all they'd do is start takijng those 7ppm admech troops for a 35 point troop unit.
I would like them to change how gaining cp works to prioritize mono armies

They've expanded a bit as of late.

Primaris SoBs fucking when?

>love admech
>everything outside the skitarii range and dominus looks like absolute garbage

why is life filled with so much suffering Veeky Forums?

>wanting any admech scheme other than red

Absolutely heretekal

PLASTIC SISTERS OF BATTLE FUCKING WHEN?

>this image
>>>>>Admech

>Implying that the true way of the omnissiah isn't a beautiful symbiosis of holy machine and the aesthetic of the human body

BAKA desu robofam

Uhh, guise...
It seems we have no AdMech spurdo...
Anyone feels like making history?
I would do it myself but i am abroad and my shitty tablet doesn't work on my even shittier laptop

Ah thanks, I didn't have the rest of the pics from that set. Truly a sad day, when we can't find the STC for the giant robo-girls that the Emperor by which I mean the Omnissiah clearly desired to build.

You are objectively incorrect

never faggot

lucky for you, most of the units outside your liking are useless. except the lost in space robots, they are the dumbest thing on the list if your running mars

>not liking Crawler
user pls

Is it better to run boyz in big squads of 30 or multiple smaller squads of 20?

Legio Cybernetica is the best AdMech

Fires of Cyraxis when? I need sexy Automata

>I didn't have the rest of the pics from that set
THERES MORE THAN TWO PICS OF HER?

>machine filth

soon™

>crawler isnt skitarii

Thats the best looking gun on the crawler, shame its out shinned by the others

Wait for Fires of Cyraxis and get sexy FW cybernetica backed up by Skitarri

i wish they would bring platoons back.

its one of the most unique ruleset/list building devices thats been in 40k.

isn't there a Veeky Forums drawfriend thread?

what is the most casual army in the game?

i want pic related in 40k

Relax, there's only three pics total.

...yes it is

custodes, you only need to paint like 20 infantry models

>those glowing blue eyes
My dick gets hard every time I see Skitarii infantry

I want to **** Celestine

jesus christ

So my cousin primed all the dark imperium box black, but all these guides showing how to paint the death guard minis use white primer. Being completely new to this, how do I adapt these techniques for dark primer? Do I simply do the same things but put more layers on to get the color to stand out?

I’ve seen cumdumpster smarter than you.
The hell is wrong with you?

>dunecrawler releases as part of the skitarii range
begone autismo

I'd like to see an admech flier, troop transport, HQ transport (Think something like Nercon command barge), and some fast attack units like T'au drones

What the fuck is that
is that real
why

Maybe IG could get a unique detachment to replace platoons?
It could grant 2CP be something like
>min 1 HQ
>min 2 Troops

yes, remember to thin thin your paints and do multiple layers to build up a solid colour, since the basecoat is darker you will need more.

user... please. PLEASE!

>What the fuck is that
Her trophies

>her