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Languages: Wiseau English.

no need, he's not someone who will interact with the combat system

Cha: 1 or 18. I can't fucking tell.

>Cha: Yes?

He did get in that shoving match with Mark.

Gold: Unlimited.

>Str: Hahaha
>Dex: hHaha
>Con: Haha
>Wis: Hahaha
>Int: Hahahaha
>Cha: Haha

Perfect.

I'll take Johnny as a character, not Tommy himself
>Int
High, he's working on a new code for the bank company
>Wis
Low, couldn't see through Lisa's betrayal
>Cha
High, everyone loves him. Except Lisa
>Dex
Low, as seen in the jog scene with Mark
>Str
Average, enough to disarm a roided drug dealer with a gun but with the help of Mark

Luck: Extraordinary

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Oh, hi marks in everything

You don't stat elder gods

This post wins.

/thread

Don't thread yourself, faggonigger

His Dex and his Str can't be too high, after all he did not hit her.

Tommy Wiseau is an Aesimar Wizard who desperately wants to be a Bard.
STR: 9
DEX: 8
CON: 16 (What age is he?)
INT: 18
WIS: 16
CHA: 6 + 1d12

What vampire clan would Tommy be in WoD/CoD?

Pump the girl's stomach. Nobody will tell the difference.

Malkavian