Warhammer 40000 General /40kg/

Become an A-10 pilot.

I literally cannot stop sucking cocks.

Nuns with guns
I'm thinking a very light bluish/silver armor plating with black under-armor/trim, and a fair bit of weathering on the armor so it doesn't actually look too bright.

We'll see how it goes though, I have a good picture in my head of what I want but it may change since I haven't painted models in like ten years.

>mfw making the thin your paints video

Be a fat manlet.

This is her BF.

Go to Stephen Paddock's funeral auction.

>Exalted Sorcerer on Disc of Tzeentch – 141 points
>– Spells: Death Hex, Smite, Temporal Manipulation

>Daemon Prince of Tzeentch with Wings – 180 points
>– Spells: Flickering Flames, Smite, Treason of Tzeentch

>Ahriman on Disc of Tzeentch – 166 points
>– Spells: Doombolt, Glamour of Tzeentch, Smite, Warptime

No prescience, why? And why flickering Flame in an army with no Daemons?

>Rubric Marines
>2x warpflamers
>Spells: Diabolic Strength, Smite

Why would you ever take warpflamers? Especially in a unit with a Soulreaper cannon, you're basically paying 33 point for dead weight
Also Sorcerer's can't take Dark Hereticus powers so it's good to know GW reads their own rules.

>Chaos Predator
>– Predator autocannon
>– 2x lascannons
Why would you ever take the autocannon over the lascannon? If they hadn't wasted points on Warpflamers they'd be able to take it no problem.

>Defiler
>Heldrake
Why?

Tzaangors
– 9x autopistols & chainswords
– 15x Tzaangor blades
Why would you ever take any autopistols?

For a better list:

HQ

Exalted Sorcerer on Disc of Tzeentch – 141 points
– Warlord
– Relic: Dark Matter Crystal
– Spells: Death Hex, Temporal Manipulation

Daemon Prince of Tzeentch with Wings – 180 points
– Hellforged Sword
– Malefic Talons
– Spells: Gaze of Fate, Treason of Tzeentch

Troops

14x Chaos Cultists – 60 points
– Heavy stubber

2x 10x Rubric Marines – 440 points
– Soulreaper cannon
– Spells: Weaver of Fates

30x Tzaangors – 220 points
– Breyhorn
– 30x Tzaangor blades

Fast Attack

9x Tzaangor Enlightened – 153
– 9x fatecaster greatbows

Dedicated Transport

Chaos Rhino – 91 points
– Combi-bolter
– Combi Melta

Spearhead Detachment

HQ

Ahriman on Disc of Tzeentch – 166 points
– Spells: Presience, Glamour of Tzeentch, Warptime

Heavy Support

3x Chaos Predator – 380 points
– Twin lascannon
– 2x lascannons

Total: 2021 points

Double heresy is best heresy.

I love the Aquila on the boots. It's like they claim every step for the Imperium.

You're lying to me
Please say you're lying to me

Be my qt dark eldar gf, user! We can be evil together~!

Big Celestine tits right in my face

Can I get a link or a pic of this woman?

No that's real, but Ceri is also a transvestite with a visible adam's apple. So take it as you will.

He and Beard and Small Mustache Australian are the only good people on trashtop tactics

Traps are adorable and pure.

?

who the fuck is ceri

Who hates Heresy THE MOST?

Traps are for fags

For the last time, she's just Welsh. She's not an actual guy, she's just not a very pretty or feminine woman.

I keep hearing about this adam's apple yet nobody's ever pointed it out.

Wait, hang on a minute... without memeing me, please, is Ceri a man?

the most aesthetic marines probably.

ADB get out

How are GSC doing? I feel an urge to build a small comfy army of my dudes - 1000pts should be enough I guess. The point is, I don't want to use guard models. Is there any way to build a viable (read not auto-tabled on t1) GSC army just with GSC specific models?
Even with no guard models a pic related is still a nice discount. What should be my next purchase if any?

Bottom right. Look at this and tell me that's not a man.

Me

Man faced 5' 3" tall red head woman who works for GW Warhammer TV. She's massively below average but a lovely person (played against her chaos daemons a couple weeks ago) and for some reason people on here have a bones for her.

>she

I'm okay with this.

>mfw Duncan and Peach's genesteal routine

They also said you should use Vengeance for Prospero on Tzaangors, who don't have DttFE, so you can get nothing on 4+ instead of nothing on 6+

Did the Mutalith become usable in 40k due to some errata? Or was that just a zany joke?

Well that or Black Templars. I mean the Black Templars are pretty much the most hate filled loyalists in the Imperium.

The polite pronoun for a transexual is the sex they've transcended to, in this case a male to female.

>The most visible women in the warhammer community
>Expecting nerds to not fall in love with her

I don't give a shit.

I've listened to her talk and she doesn't sound that mannish. Looks like she's too thin and you can see her trachea is all.

...

This reminds me, there's been a lot more androgynous guys playong Warhammer at my lgs lately.
There's one with long red hair who's pretty cute.

>she
>her
I've been on chans long enough to see through this charade.

Can they please make a new box of generic csm that look like this guy, aren't hunched manlets and have the beef and retro/ improvised armor of plague marines?

>>Generic CSM / chosen, and abaddon
>>Obliterators, Havocs, and Perturabo
>>Posessed, Furies, and Lorgar

I know it'll never fucking happen, but itd be nice.

Mutalith is now part of the Thousand Sons codex.

you cant change sex faggot. a male will always be male a female will always be female and intersex will always be intersex.

Oddly enough, another one of this pack, and one or two Acolyte Iconwards. You won't need all HQ's at once, but having two Primuses came in useful for me in the past. Also, Acolyte Hybrids are near unusable in tiny squads of 5, and, since you'll be avoiding Chimeras and Russes you need more than one Goliath, no matter which form you build it as.

All heresy us worst heresy please kys foul heretic scum

Ceri totally sounds like a low test beta nerd that has been taking oestrogen supplements thus his voice has sort of reverse-broken. It sounds weird as fuck.

Eh, she doesn't give me a boner, so she's probably not a trap.

it'll happen one day, but probably not before new berserkers and noise marines

All this plus plastic Noise marines. I've been working on 3 squads of pic related and it makes me want to kill myself.

Are you being serious? Because that'd be really neat. While I'm not interested in the Mutalith due to their shit posing, I'd love for more Fantasy models to become usable in 40k. Something like making Aleguzzler gargants into "Giant Chaos Ogryn"

No she's just what a real average trap would actually look like.

>not using Chaos Terminators, Green Stuff and extra bits to make your own
Its like you intentionally want shitty models.

How come GW doesn't just make everything in plastic by default?

Isn't it cheaper to do than metal?

This guy. She's a fucking stick figure. I've been with girls like her, 100% vagina-bearers, I've checked. she's just bony as fuck and sells it by having mannish features. Looks like one of the hansen twins

Where do you think you are

Nah, average traps still give me a full D weapon.

There are actually quite a few hot women working at GW in Notts, did some work there and met quite a few of them in the canteen.

That's alright mate, the beauty of freedom of speech is that it's equal so feel free to say what you want.

>I've checked

I have a squad of terminators too and actually don't mind the models' look, just the fact that it's funcast that is incredibly tedious to clean that's annoying,

>I've been with girls like her, 100% vagina-bearers, I've checked
>I've checked.

What about EgoQueenAlexis on youtube?

You obviously haven't seen an LGS trap.

>I checked
>tfw you remember that one pasta

>I've checked.

Ceri X user in "You can roll my dice"

I don't really care, why are you so mad though?

Warhammer 40k general and yet here we are discussing traps and trannies.

>"You can spin my meat"

FTFY

Yeah..? It means I have seen them naked and they did not have a penis. They weren't traps.

Is it as bad as the one with the guy who goes back with a girl to get freaky and the girl gives our hero wine but it turns out it's her jarred period blood and she has like loads of them?

Apparently there are a couple of traps tearing up a bunch of AoS tournaments, got a load of people in a tweest

Oi! Stop that!

Saying "I've checked" makes it sound much weirder than it is, user. You sound like that bowl of eggs nerd.

Bad on their own, but do really well with Tyranid and Guard soup.

I'd say they are the next army to look out for when the codex drops since Tyranids and Guard are already very strong.

Did decently well at the LVO, soup of course though.

>Two quite expensive boxes and two separate models to play 1000pts
Guess I didn't really think it out. I will end up with three troop units, 2 vehicles and 8 HQ models

are they repacking, or...?

O-Oh! Fug. I didn't mean to, it was meant to be tongue-in-cheek cause I saw them naked, not like I fucking gave them a gyno exam.

They're next

this is the power of forced Veeky Forums memes

Yes, and getting new rules. If they would get a new start collecting box it would be in stock until the release - same as the CWE and Tyranid ones. The herald of nurgle was also sold out but it came back with new rules and name

++ Battalion Detachment +3CP (Chaos - Death Guard) [70 PL, 1181pts] ++

+ HQ +

Daemon Prince of Nurgle [8 PL, 156pts]: Daemonic axe, Blades of Putrification

Exalted Champion [5 PL, 78pts]: Chainaxe, Mark of Khorne, Plasma pistol

Malignant Plaguecaster [6 PL, 110pts]: Plague wind, Miasma of Pestilence, The Pandemic Staff

+ Troops +

Khorne Berzerkers [9 PL, 169pts]
. Berzerker Champion: Bolt pistol, Chainsword
. 9x Chainaxe and bolt pistol: 9x Chainaxe

Plague Marines [10 PL, 141pts]
. Plague Champion: Plague knife, Plasma gun
. 3x Plague Marine w/ boltgun
. Plague Marine w/ Special Weapon: Plasma gun
. Plague Marine w/ Special Weapon: Plasma gun

Plague Marines [13 PL, 175pts]
. Plague Champion: Plague knife, Plasma gun
. 5x Plague Marine w/ boltgun
. Plague Marine w/ Special Weapon: Plasma gun
. Plague Marine w/ Special Weapon: Plasma gun

Plague Marines [10 PL, 141pts]
. Plague Champion: Plague knife, Plasma gun
. 3x Plague Marine w/ boltgun
. Plague Marine w/ Special Weapon: Plasma gun
. Plague Marine w/ Special Weapon: Plasma gun

+ Fast Attack +

Foetid Bloat-drone [8 PL, 158pts]: 2x Plaguespitters, Plague probe

Foetid Bloat-drone [8 PL, 158pts]: 2x Plaguespitters, Plague probe

Myphitic Blight-haulers [7 PL, 142pts]
. Myphitic Blight-hauler: Bile spurt, Missile launcher, Multi-melta

+ Dedicated Transport +

Chaos Rhino [4 PL, 72pts]: Combi-bolter, Mark of Khorne

++ Total: [88 PL, 1500pts] ++

I like marines.
But how viable is this list?

They're taking the bikes out for the new dex release

user-kun, THE TSon list is

>2x Heralds on Disks
>3x 10 Brims
>Ahriman, ExSorc, DP
>3x 20 birbs
>birb Shaman
>2x 9 Enlightened(spears or bows)
>Magnus

You can swap Magnus for more birbs if you think he'll get shoot out of sky before he can get some shit done.

>the best TS list is one that barely has any TS in it
I just LOVE this meme. Thanks GW.

then get people to pay you for it, and use this newfound whore money to pay for more plastic crack.

>tfw still waiting for Plaguebearers to restock.

I'm a bit distracted right now

>Birbs get their own Strategem
>Rubrics don't

>The best list
>One that Veeky Forums came up with
>The same pillocks who didn't even realise the reason Dark Reapers won the LVO was purely the ITC rules implemented

Don't trust them user they don't know shit.

I've been trying to find it but it basically goes like:
"...your girlfriend isn't pregneant, I checked." usually posted with sonic or some other such character. Goddamn that's probably been a long time ago.

how do the genestealers get on spess hulks?