Hooray!

Hooray!

You sucesfully finished a difficult quest! Got the loot and XP and the elder dragon who had asked you for help, also gave you this. A blind young woman of a soft voice with her eyes removed and a well crafted tiara over her eye sockets.

What do?

I fap before posting on Veeky Forums.

First I'm gonna take the girl as far away from the Dragon as fast as possible.

Then I'm going to subtly inquire as to how she reached her current position in life.

The next step depends on her answer.

Figure out who she is and what it is she wishes to do going forward.

Get her to hospital and/or woman's shelter immediately, as well as notifying the authorities. I can only imagine what the slimey old fart did to her.

I fallow Zeus's example and put my dick in it.

Go back to my coffin cause I'm sure as hell not gonna deal with a bunch of whiners who won't link the flame

I hate you.

>What do?
>"So....uh....hi?"

This is not the doll.

WHERE IS THE DOLL?

This user has the right idea.

I tell her i will take her back home now. I ask her to point on this map to where she is from

She's blind, you numpty.

Make her eat all the eggs.

Step on her face.

Obviously I need to find her some new eyes

NAMELESS ACCURSED UNDEAD

UNFIT EVEN TO BE CINDER

>Not usurping the flame

ASH SEEKETH EMBERS

Heal up. Kill her. Kill the dragon. Go find other things to kill until I become a minor god.

Sell the tiara then sell the girl

Wait until she falls asleep and stick large googly eyes on her tiara.

>calls it a gift
>it's actually a burden

what a dick

Level up.

Ah the CN response.