What even is the point of magical realming?

So, for those GMs here who insert your fetishes into your games... why?

I'm not asking why you go through with it when it could make your players uncomfortable, etc., but what motivates it in the first place.

The impression I get from discussion on Veeky Forums is that the majority of the board is men. Statistically, the majority of men are straight. So we can assume that at least a good chunk of the GMs who magical realm are straight guys, likely with at least mostly male players.

Now, I can understand that maybe the roleplaying is enough for you to ignore who the other people participating are and get turned on by it regardless.

But unless you're literally beating off under the table, the best I can figure is you ALSO have a fetish for spending hours being sexually excited (either continually or off-and-on) without any physical stimulation whatsoever.

Assuming that isn't the case, how the hell is that situation enjoyable?

I do it because my urges outstrip my decency.

why not contain your fantasies within the bounds of your imagination, and your penor within the bounds of your pants?

I think you missed my point.

What do you get out of it, since you can't literally jerk off at the game table or anything? How is it fun to talk dirty for four hours and never be allowed to experience any physical stimulation at all?

I'm sure that's someone's actual fetish but is everyone who magical realms into that? Seems unlikely but I can't understand the point otherwise.

Very few people actually do it.

But there is a group on this board who pretend to do it, just so they can discuss their fetishes here because they don't like doing it in /d/ because they have to post pictures and they're too lazy to do so.

Why do so many movies have scantily-clad attractive women? Why do so many movies have sex scenes? Why do people watch these movies with friends or even family members?

People like titillation. Even in small, diffuse amounts. Normal people can enjoy moments of arousal without feeling the urge to immediately whip out their dick and rub one out.

Some of us perverts even enjoy discussing this stuff with platonic friends. You've never seen two straight guys talk about a hot girl? A lot of people find it fun to lightly reference sexuality, fetishes, etc. at the table.

Obviously there's a line between "R-rated movie" and "pornography", and the same applies to an RPG or any conversation between platonic fiends. It's fun to have a light-hearted sequence where your characters are fighting naked in a bathhouse, or crossdressing to sneak into a castle. But nobody wants to be at the table with "that guy" who spends 10 minutes describing his character's body in detail just to get himself hard.

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Holy shit, did you get so ass-mad from the Mpreg and loli art thread that you made this thread? That's hilarious! You're truly the gift that keeps on giving.

I just like lolis, man. They're like, one of my top 5 reasons to live. They're just so cute and perfect, one of god's best gifts. So I toss in a cute little village girl, or a snarky vampire that was turned way too young, or an eldritch thing bound to a certain cute form, because I like it. It helps me enjoy the game more, it helps me put more into the game. It's another hook to keep me going. Another little bit that keeps my attention. Because even if I kinda lost the plot somewhere, or the players are being idiots, or the player(s) suddenly had to drop, or I'm just kinda tired of GMing, or hell, even if I had a bad day or something: I just gotta remember that the prince the party is dealing with has a few slavegirls that are cute lolis in silk clothes that show off their midriffs.

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>The impression I get from discussion on Veeky Forums is that the majority of the board is men
Well yeah faggot, did you think it was 1997 or something? there are no girls on the internet.

Go away

No, the world must see your folly. They can trace your steps of butthurt through at least 3 threads.

I'm not OP you dingbat

You and your life passion for lolis make me sad.

>How is it fun to talk dirty for four hours and never be allowed to experience any physical stimulation at all?
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OP here. I actually saw a post on the confession thread that briefly mentioned magical realm stuff and remembered I was curious.

I don't know what other threads you're talking about at all.

Is it the kind of sad where you see someone else enjoying something that you can't enjoy? Because loli is always there if you want to try it. It isn't all mating press and sling bikinis, either. Yotsuba will melt your heart man, and she is like the one loli that no one can lewd.

>You've never seen two straight guys talk about a hot girl?
I've never seen one straight guy spend four hours slipping his fetish into casual conversation.

>the one loli no one can lewd
Given enough time, even you user will be someone's fap material.

To imply otherwise about Yotsuba is to gamble your soul, faggot. She is unlewdable, fullstop.

No, it's the sadness of knowing people are so easily swayed by cute things and their desire to bone them, and that those desires are powerful enough to wiggle their way into what they want to the point where it will harm creative arts.

>she is like the one loli that no one can lewd.

Do... do you honestly not know?

What are you, Mormon?
n-not that I'm into that or anything, baka!

This.

Exactly. Unless you're running games for children, there's nothing wrong with adult themes. Any game with zero sexuality is sterile and dull.

"Magical realm" came from a comic where a GM tried to get players to roleplay out the specific content of his watersports fetish. It doesn't refer to any instance of sexuality being broached in a game, but cases where the GM creates situations in which the players are pressured, manipulated, or lured into unwittingly giving him sexual gratification through their roleplaying.

That's a bit different than "as she refills your drink, the bar maid leans forward, showing enough cleavage that you're a little bit amazed nothing is left hanging out when she turns herself upright once more. No doubt she's hoping for a little extra coin."

Not that guy, but magical realm has been misused as a catchall term for anything saucier than a pg rated cartoon for years now.

Just as shitty as magical realm piss fantasy or whatever, is the opposite side of the spectrum where bar wenches, brothels, and succubi are topics that can't be brought up out of fear someone might get their panties in a twist.

You goddamn sickos with your disgustin’ busty barmaid fetishes

BEGONE