JumpChain Thread #2046: The future awaits

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At least you didn't forget the edition.

What are your favorite convenient/comfy perks or items in the chain? Things that, while not good for murdering gods, just generally make your life better.

I do not have a single disappointed.gif in my arsenal to properly express.

How would a Khorne Worshiping Chaos Warrior, with a Daemon Weapon, also of Khorne, fair in Marvel Comics?

It's So Fluffy. Make the ultimate fluffy and soft tail chair/bed

Yeah, at least I didn't - and I knew I needed to do it as an user. As per tradition.

>whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

AMBITIOUS DRAGONBORN DRUID FROM THE NOW DRY SWAMP WHO HAS NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE

that's actually decent

Probably fairly well. You'd take out a lot of the smaller heroes easily but eventually one/many of the more OP characters would turn up and slap your shit.

Yeah, god forbid you start an edition with a name tacked on. Some people go nuts about it.

Jumpers! How do you deal with someone you want to punish, but not kill? How petty are you?

Tell me your tales of middling revenge.

About average as far as Mystical Empowered Warriors in Marvel go? As a note, this list includes the fucking Ghost Rider and Juggernaut, so average is actually pretty high tier.

However, you're nothing special, just a little more gory than most.

>How petty are you?

Ghost Rider would one shot you, but you'd take Jubilee pretty easily.

It would have been fitting, no?

Remember to report shitposting and shitposters if you want this thread to turn out better then the last one.

I steal every single one of their left socks, and make their clothes always one size too small. If I'm feeling particularly vindictive, I curse them so that they keep stepping on lego (enchanted to hurt no matter what) and stubbing their toe.
I know, I'm the worst kind of person

Are you autistic?

I dunno, Jubilee gets up to shenanigans. Nonsensical shenanigans. Though she is certainly no Squirrel Girl.

He's also narcissistic. Don't forget that.

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This petty.

Working on the Star Wars legacy jump. First draft soon.

Not good at putting together Force powers. Would it be TOO lazy to just copy/paste the section from the clone wars jump?

Yes

Well, there was the time I hacked into The Illusive Man's ocular implants (heeello Ghost in the Shell!) and streamed random porn into them at random times from the Extranet.

I kinda lost count of how many "malfunctioning" implants he went through.

Oh, and I gave him X-Ray vision, again, at random times. And just for kicks, I would sometimes stream the footage directly from his eyes at those moments , TIM the Voyeur became a pretty popular streaming channel.

What makes you happy, /jc/?

Jumpers, you have been invited to a grand game free for all game of laser tag!

What is your neon color of choice?

Very mild bits of unluck, mostly embarrassment or minor frustration levels. If that isn't sufficient then get the law involved if reasonable.

Going with the bad idea waifus thing from last thread, is picking up Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn a bad idea provided I'm immune to poison and have therapy perks or something?

Stroking fluffy tails, and headpats

Actually finding a jump where I can think about what my jumper does in, as opposed to jumping a setting for nothing and just not thinking what happens there at all.

I don't understand the question

>reliable Half-elf Wizard from a slave owning city who is trying to dodge the draft
o-oh hello waifu.

Iif you can fix their various psychological issues before they kill you, sounds great. They were pretty decent people before they went batshit, iirc.

Is this an SW EU jump?

Good food, pleasant weather, and yelling with my friends while playing video games.

Yep, comic series set about 130 years after the OT. Pretty much the chronological end of the old EU.

Chemicals in my brain. Subsequently, adding chemicals to my brain.

...do I really need to pick just one?

Those two are good, and good for each other. If you can survive getting them from homicidal to quirky, then they are good company.

Yes. Even if it's literally just one or two sentences with literally no fluff, it would still be better than copypasting someone else's stuff.

Light Green. (And, neon! Finally, a use for my Conduit powers!)

Shut the fuck up Woolie.

Alright, I get the message. It'll probably be a good deal shorter, but what can ya do

Using a similar layout and selection of powers would probably be fine but you should add/remove some things and re fluff them to better fit Legacy instead of just copy/paste.

Since it's a free for all, I guess not.

I'll salute your rainbow rave laser gear

...

Neat. Looking forward to it.

Which perk from FFXI is the one that lets you overcharge magic like with Abyss of Magic from Overlord?

To be quite honest, they're pretty cool waifus to grab, they just need to be removed from Gotham and have their individual psychological issues sorted.

After that...well, you have:
- a psychologist who figured out who the Joker works and has combat training equivalent to a Spec-Ops Elite.
- a Chlorokinetic who is so mystically powerful that she was second in line to become the Representative of the Green.

The way that they work off of each other is a guarantee for (fun) chaotic times as well. They are the Anne and Mary of DC.

>PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE HALFLING BARBARIAN FROM A RURAL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY WHO KILLED THEIR BROTHER IN A DUEL OVER THEIR INHERITANCE

Not like I care or anything.

What origin should we take for one of the newer Star Destroyers with a full complement of stormtroopers and fighters?

Oh, yeah, almost forgot. I'm currently working on the perks for Needless, but I'm growing increasingly worried that a number of the perks I currently have are either poorly priced, or totally unworkable.

I'm trying my best to alter the perks into something more reasonable, but just in case I feel the need to replace them entirely, I wanted to have a few backup perks in mind. So, is there absolutely anything that people would like to see in Needless that they didn't get the chance to say up until this point?

Any idea would be a good starting point, no matter how vague. Although, just to be clear, I'm asking this as a precautionary measure more than anything, so there's no promises that I'll be able to add every suggestion.

All the same, thanks!

Score.

Moff.

> GROUCHY HALFLING DRUID FROM THE WILD WOOD WHO NEVER GOT THE PROPER TRAINING

...I'm pretty sure that describes me irl.

Black

What jump is this from?

>HARD-WORKING DRAGONBORN BARBARIAN FROM A TROPICAL PARADISE WHO WAS BROUGHT UP TO BE A LIBRARIAN

ME SMART ME READ ME GET ANGRY

One that humans can't see so I can cheat.

>that style

waaaiiiiiiiiitaminute

Dog Days. Each purchase doubles fluffiness/softness of hair/fur/feathers etc.

You have no idea who I am.

You can't see me.

Can't wait

I see the Imperious but no stormtroopers, fighter complement, shuttles, or Pellaeon.

>You can't see me.
>trumpets begin playing.

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Just about any perk/item that allow for modern convinces. In the first handful of Jumps I picked I made sure to go to Sims and Terraria so I could have the means of quick building modern housing. Sure it isnt quite scifi levels of luxury, but I just want to make sure I can have a hot shower and a sturdy roof.

You're right! Only one person uses Calibri (Body). You've got him cornered, old chap.

Don't turn this into some shitty meme depository, knownanon.

I thought you were dead Cena user

>advises Tera to go against his doctors advice
>likes Cena
Sounds legit.

This is no Zaku, boy! NO ZAKU!

I'll add in the stuff about the internals and complements of shuttles/fighters. Although I'll probably just say it has a droid skeleton crew for post-jump.

>Cena user
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time.

Truth be told, I just ran out of things I wanted to make jumps of, so I stopped coming back here.


>Don't turn this into some shitty meme depository, knownanon.

I'll do my best famalam.

>doesn't like Cena
That nigga's my favorite nigga. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, user.

>How do you deal with someone you want to punish, but not kill?
With a certain little black book

THE PRODIGAL SON HAS RETURNED

>>whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/
>Wary Tiefling Paladin from The Grave Digger's Union who had their lost legs replaced with enchanted wood.

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Don't worry user I like you as well. There's nobody here I'm not fond of

You better hook me up those imperial knights famm and also glad to have you back

You got wood?

If it comes with it's shuttles you might want to reduce the price of the Nune, it's not a great shuttle anyway and the normal Pellaeon carries six of them let alone the Imperious. Perhaps replace it with the other Imperial Shuttle that was a semi luxury craft used by their officials (like moffs)?

Treant in Skullgirls would be a good addition to that companion.

>Although I'll probably just say it has a droid skeleton crew for post-jump.
Stormtroopers can finally be waifus in Legacy, let us have our army of storm trooper waifus Cena.

Honestly that sounds like either a great pick up line or a horrible one from this character.

... Man. Now I want to mix Skullgirls and Forgotten Realms together.

>CRITICAL TIEFLING RANGER FROM THE NICE PART OF A BAD TOWN WHO HAS HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH EVERYONE'S CRAP

This could be fun.

That's what the companion option is for.

>army of storm trooper waifus

You're forgetting the golden rule about having more than one waifu

>You're forgetting the golden rule about having more than one waifu
More waifu will improve your laifu.

Were you the one who did ARK? If so, is there any chance of an Aberration update?

>Star Wars legacy jump. First draft soon
I am excite

Different guy.

So more than one person uses Calibri in the body. Guess you were wrong, thread.

>Treant doesn't mind pants, but his abilities have a habit of destroying them. So wearing a kilt or skirt is advisable.
Now all I can think of is a Tiefling Paladin in a kilt.
This needs to happen.

I'm wondering how you're planning to handle Fragments and such.

As for starting power levels, I think somewhere around those mooks that Arclight ate during his first appearance might be good. Also, you should definitely have options for someone to be a Half/Cyborg, with later options to basically be either a miniaturised Testament or like one of those Cyber-Clone Soldiers like the Twins were.

Also, Simeon Clone Tech is a must. Really a Scientist tree is a must

>Although I'll probably just say it has a droid skeleton crew for post-jump.
No! Stormtroopers can finally be waifus! And Twi'leks!

Why does this keep getting posted, is there something special about them?

They're imperial jedi. Basically star wars Space marine librarians.

Really similar to space marines actually, I'll have a picture in a sec to illustrate

How big is/what is in the upgraded flying island from 'In Another World With My Smartphone'? There doesn't seem to be a ton of info on the wiki.

Mostly I just show them poorly-drawn pornography of themselves. Granted, this only works on people who are "named characters", so it's not a universal fix, but I'm fairly certain I can get around that problem with dimensional travel magic.

Right, looks like I'll have to find the ARKanon elsewhere. Thanks for answering!

>Why does this keep getting posted, is there something special about them?

These niggas are the Chad Jedi who actually get work done

Here it is.

Bramastra made ARK.

You know that feeling of realization you get when you finally solve a really hard math puzzle, and it's fixed, and you know it's right, and everything's all good? That. I really like that feeling.