What are some good slangs for a woman who is into dwarven men?

Quests on /qst/ are nowhere near as good as quests were on Veeky Forums. Post /qst/ quests are all retarded weebshit

Cave Digger (to get to the dwarves)

Stout Scouts

Good

6'5'' Tranny

Go away nobody likes you

if we're being really rude?

Gritsucker

Beard Chaser

Anvil

Flapjacks. She wants to get those short stacks inside her.

Cave-driller?

The girl's 5'4 at best

I like this one

Spelunker.

mustard drinker

Short skirt.

What's /pol/ about that post?

I get that reference

is that mustard mom?

He's a tranny, he strawmans everything said against his people as /pol/

As a diehard questfag, I must ask you... WHAT changed, exactly? Go climb a wall of dicks and choke on every single one.

Deciding that the funny made up phrase thread is the perfect place to complain about trannies

I'm not a tranny you sped

I unironically believe in Star Trek ultra-leftist socialism and I find trannies disgusting.

Mudhumper

>Star Trek
Is that shit any good? I've always wanted to get into it but those fight scenes and special effects.......jesus

A woman of fine taste.

Stump-pumper.

angryest pat's girl friend? he is basically a dwarf

They're usually just called by the horrible disfiguration that made them desperate enough to fancy dwaren gene trash. Like fatty, ass-breath humperella.

it's not really about fight scenes but exploring the galaxy. If you're only familiar with the abrams films, it'll definitely take some getting used to. Look up a list of skippable episodes for TNG and give it a try. Most of seasons 1 and 2 are hot garbage, but it picks up.

>Matt was uncomfortably Triggered throughout the entire Bully playthrough and raced for the Finale with everyone watching how bad he is at basic video-games
>Chewie and Fuckface continue their long, long, long foray into Star Wars
>Batman is a Literally Why

>Not just watching the Ruby Weapon Hour

>suffering until Detroit

ohhhh niiiiiice

Cunt.

Every ounce of my suffering only makes the future Cagening worse for them.

Anvil

Star trek as a setting is a setting where they can replicate pretty much anything... everyone else wants that fed tech

i unsubd from the main channel the other day, now just watch pat or paige stream. so much better

>Paige is only good when she's interacting with Pat
>They're only worth in Compilations anyway
>Detroit is going to be their swan song, only than can I unsubscribe
>Liam was the finger in the dyke that started leaking with Soul Suspect
>Matt's dive into the hugbox and returning is what truly killed the channel

>>Paige is only good when she's interacting with Pat
>>They're only worth in Compilations anyway

Satan, what the hell are you talking about?

The OP pic is Paige, who is dating Pat from Two Best Friends. user is referring to their recent LPs that were either middling or fascinating glimpses into the very troubled mind of Matt.

This is the banner on her twitter page. They Know.

Stumpgrinder.

>>Matt was uncomfortably Triggered throughout the entire Bully playthrough
Wait, what? I was too bored to get past the third episode.

Ah, more drama with e-celebrities. Moving on.

They just moved, you cunt.

>Implying that recent pre-move quests were ever better than "QT Redeemed Succubus Paladin Anime Harem Quest"

Muff Mountain

>Matt tries to push Zach as the channel mascot for years, forces "Sweet Baby" as a meme during the Year of Forced Memes (2016.)
>Pat's mentally retarded broken shitface is beloved by all the moment he bumbles his way into view

>I was too bored to get past the third episode.

Matt went from overly smug and virtuous in the first couple episodes, to taciturn and frustrated, to openly annoyed and self-deprecating by the time the game hit it's stride. Every time something happens in that game, Matt either shows he wasn't paying attention or makes some hateful remark towards himself about how much of a huge fucking loser he was in High School.

Shut the fuck up about video gaymes or go back to /v/

I was only warming up to Liam when he left, he was mostly a whiny little shit who sucked corporate cock and was too nice for his own good, had a great sense of dry humour, though.

Matt is the worst Friend and only tolerable around Pat. He relies way too heavily on running jokes or repeating jokes he heard once instead of having an actual personality. Also a whiny little bitch.

Woolie's body may have aged, but his mind is still on Newgrounds. 99% shit taste, .5% bitch .5% good lad. Mostly tolerable, again, alongside Pat.

Pat, feels like he crawled out of Veeky Forums despite not being a tabletop gamer, a stubborn, arrogant asshole, actually entertaining, intelligent but not 'smart', I will watch any Pat video, his girlfriend is gorgeous and goes to show how goddamn far a good personality can get you. Little fucker must be packing one hell of a drill to boot.

Stump-Hump

Paige is dumb as a post and literally dying. They're both lucky to have someone.

Frequent freudian slips that revealed how much he got bullied in highschool, he also feels he deserved it

Which is weird because Bully is about standing UP to bullys, you'd think he'd get some catharsis out of it

I guess it reminded him that he didn't stand up for himself and reopened an old wound

Matt's a coward, and a self-hating one at that. He can't even offer opinions without running them by the others by adding a lingering question to any statement he makes.

to be fair Liam sucks indie cock too now

to be fair apparently literally has brain damage along with currently dying

Khazad-Thots

Matt's not exactly the brightest bulb, he might also be into infantilism, like diaper shit

Possibly, but Paige also admits she has a thing for short fat guys, she likes em thicc

Well Zach is just a normal cat, no interesting qualities. Elmo has a silly name, is a pitiful creature, screams while it poops, screams at walls, and is a big poofy doof.

I thought she just had a billion different disorders and was fragile, but not actively dying. She travels quite a bit, doesn't she?

Lupus is terminal. You can travel but sooner or later your kidneys will shut down.

>he might also be into infantilism, like diaper shit

I wish it was just a fetish, personally it seems like Matt's just a really big kid. A 33 year old man-child who is still obsessed with Punisher and Godzilla and Predator.

>be angry manlet
>land qt redhead
>she's fucking dying

Oh wow, that's pretty fucked up God. Why do you do this shit?

>a really big kid. A 33 year old man-child who is still obsessed with Punisher and Godzilla and Predator.
Haha. Yeah. What a loser. R-right?

according to the big W 80-90% of people with lupus have a normal lifespan and women are less affected than men so the peach ain't rotted yet

I think you're just idealizing the pre-move time period user

Those % of people aren't failed lab creations.

They'll have a kid (a daughter) and Paige will die two weeks later, mark my words

Does she actually have Lupus? I always knew she was sick, just never knew with what.

That kid's going to grow up to be an anime protagonist.

That story about him running away from the gym in tears is so telling, especially now that both Woolie and Pat are getting Veeky Forums

I normally don't give a shit about relationships, but they're so fucking bizarre on stream that I can't stop watching

Who the fuck drinks honey out of the bottle?

Yeah, she's mentioned this several times

She's said as much and blamed her other complications happened due to her being a test tube baby.

>Matt tries to offer work-out advice on the Podcast a good month after Woolie and Pat reveal they've been working out
>He's completely dropped the gym and only works out at home even after Woolie and Pat emphasized, again and again and again, you need someone on your ass to get better and do those reps

What kind of fucking psycho drinks lemon flavoring?

SHUT THE FUCK UP ELMO

>making fun of
>complained
Please point out where he complained.

I'm not that user.

Of the whole ten people who browse /qst/, nine of them are terrible writers who repeatedly start new quests that end after about 10 sessions because they're bland and uninspired and don't garner any kind of following. The quests that have been the most popular started on Veeky Forums, and only Veeky Forums authors have been successful on the board because they already have a following.

It's an awful board and I hope it dies a painful death.

At least it's not as bad as /asp/

I literally don't know what they were thinking when they made /asp/

>Woolie and Pat are getting Veeky Forums
>Pat
Holy shit, really? The Time of the Dwarf is come.

Aye, he's been busting his ass and has lost a ton of weight so far.

>Holy shit, really?

It was mentioned in one of the December podcasts that they started working out, like going to a proper gym and getting instructors.

Woolie's been boxing for a year and Pat's lost like 40 pounds.

The same kind that eats just the ham off a ham sandwich.

Goddamn, good for him. I don't listen to the podcast anymore, I had no idea.