Wahrhammer 40k General /40kg/

Iron Hands
Chaplain Dreadnought, warlord, 6+ FNP (for a total of 3 rolls) - 174
++2 fists, 2 storm bolters
Captain - 83
++power sword, power axe

Dreadnought - 134
++assault cannon, fist, storm bolter
dreadnought - 149
++assault cannon, fist, heavy flamer
Deredeo - 232
++autocannon battery, missile launcher, twin heavy bolter
The Imperial Space Marine - 60

Mortis Dreadnought - 141
++two twin autocannons
Leviathan dreadnought - 313
++two siege claws w/ melta gun, two heavy flamers

And here's the leviathan dreadnought breaking the eldar's flank as the chaplain dreadnought broke the other one and I pulled 6's out of my ass like Slaanesh had lubed me up

yeah but custodes is still an auto-lost faction so it really doesnt matter

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You are just not playing custodes the correct way.

fuck.

the urge to build an army of sexy ladies grows stronger with each passing day

>Space Marines who sculpt breasts into their power armor and increase the pitch of their voice modulators to sound like women
>they do it for the same reason Kommandos wear purple; female space marines don't exist, and nobody will believe the survivors

>won

The best part is GW covered her face so they didn't get a chance to ruin it with manly features.

Also the redemptor at 202 points makes 1488 total

does anyone even know what the correct way to play custodes is at this point?

inb4 soup i.e. bike captains + IG spam

Reminder that eldar are your friends

Shit wrong pic.

>fight again with khorne 3cp
>shoot again with slaanesh 2cp

? Shooting is way more powerful than stabby why is it like this.

>inb4 soup i.e. bike captains + IG spam
But that is the correct way user GW specifically designed it that way.

Waiter, this soup is very bland. Is there any way we can spice it up?

>too spikey to be craftworld
>not pale enough to be deldar
fucking codex corsairs when geedubs? im sick of this only forge world shit.

That’s pretty good, daemonhost could be kinda beasty. Neato

Already doing this.

Just need Forgeworld to give some Heavy Support options

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>entire custodes army was a joke to give IG players some nice hard hitting jet bikes and the rest of the custodes units are a trap

well thats fucked up

should have got the curry

No we're not.

GW can't into balance, they just think you'll use the Slaanesh strat on Noisemarines or something.

what is the curry equivalent in 40k?

Yes you are, don't argue.

Damn, bro. Isn't summoning being trash and my legion trait being ATSKNF enough? Why you always gotta hurt me, Guilliman?

Not -cool-, dog. All I wanted was the truth, yo.

Corsairs and Exodites man. I want my fucking dragonriders

Do any of you guys actually tell your friends about your Warhammer hobby? I'm so embarrassed that I'm into playing with toys as an adult that I keep all my models and paints hidden in a closet incase people come over. I never talk about it outside the LGS and I've even feigned ignorance when a friend of mine talked about playing. The only people who know are are my wife and the guys at the LGS.

>slaanesh strat involves using slaanesh units, which have almost no support
>khorne strat involves using khorne units, which have tons of support

It's like soup but with more flavor. So basically fluffy or fun combinations that aren't WAAC.

what are some good tyranid models lads

>inb4 Corsairs and Exodites get mixed with Harlequins in an Aeldari Agents codex.

Would a guard army with a small attached admech force count as fluffy?

But that still involves using boring derivative units with boring derivative stratagems for the most part. Is there a single faction in the game right now that isn't either "the most efficient at the job" or "just like X, but less efficient"?

If you have to ask, it probably isn't.

Has vanilla Eldar-Human heterosexual sex ever happened in 40k?

i'd be unironically fine with this though

>michael jackson crotch grab
>her

Oh is see you want something interesting and fun, well I'm afraid that isn't available in this edition please refer to either 3rd or 5th edition.

Absolutely. If you consider Rogue Trader canon then there was a Half-Eldar Space Marine, even.

I need some fun terrain ideas. You guys got any?

>digital """"art""""

#MeToo

>5th
my nigga.
i want my cool deldar back like god intended them.

I'd let my upper spire poke through her atmosphere. If you know what I'm sayin.

>If you consider Rogue Trader canon then there was a Half-Eldar Space Marine, even.
I don't, that shit has been retconned away harder than marines being normal duded.

will 40k ever be fun and interesting again?

I wear it loud and proud and because I tend blather it has pissed people off to the point of not talking to me anymore.

*dudes

Randomly generate a number between 1 and 100

Image Search for landscape

Go to page number you generated

If nothing in particular catches your eye, click the first image on that page that isn't a painting.

You may throw in an additional keyword at your lesiure, something like fortress, forest, or river.

Maybe 9th but that depends on if they actually listen to feedback.

>Panzees being friends
>Panzees
>Friends
Orks trust the pointy-eared gits about as far as they can throw 'em.

Ignore the fact there is an Ork "Olympik sport" of using tied-up Eldar wearing nothing but their pointy helmets as living javelins.

I'm not super up to date on the newer admech fluff I remember that exploratory fleets used to take along guardsmen but I'm not sure if that's been retconned now to be just skitarii.

I just finished painting my 1500pts of guard and I really like the admech models so was thinking of adding 500, pts of them.

Just here to post doggysar.

Depends on how you fluff it

The frik is wrong with digital

Make it fluffy. Give them a story. The IG wouldn't be able to step very close to the AdMech though. You know, what with the cancer guns and all...

Fuck I was just in the super powers thread

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So orks trust eldar pretty far?

Were all the primarchs virgins? (Except Fulgrim I guess.)

How can other dreads even compete?

after taking so much out and having so many soygoys continue to jerk off over their product im not sure i can see that happening

who fucking cares

digital art is fine moron. Not every game is mtg which just hires terrible artists.

there is one of those new guard peeps that are heavily with the admech, they wear red robes and gas masks i believe too.

Nah, the Khan is implied to get his dick wet in one of the novels.

Russ probably wasn't, same with the Khan for similar reasons, Curze did not die a virgin, the rest are a toss up.

Fucked up some death guard today

what do you think dreadnoughts dream about

This is true. The "Red Hoods", or something?

but gw hires terrible artists and also has bland digital art

We’ll find a way

>Black Templars
>Crimson Fists
>Astral Knights
>Celestial Lions
How can other First Founding chapters compete?

You could always go with one of the standards, stc recovery, good relationship with a forge world, suspected tech heresy, etc.

TWINS

Probably murder user

I love all dreadnaughts equally.

Except the redemptor fuck that piece of shit.

As a female(female) warhammer 40k fan, I do.

Pic Related

khan probably fucked that old lady he was super keen on

My guess is that we are gonna enter the land of eternal updates with no new edition ever. Make of that what you will.

>So orks trust eldar pretty far?
We trust their helmets to be make cool decorations on bosspoles at least. As for the panzees themselves... Gits. All of them are zoggin' gits and as cowardly as grots.

>bark bark
>SIR WE NEED TO FALL BACK
>bark... bark...
>s-sir we will hold the line

Would like to see corgisar.

>poxwalkers in front
>lord of contagion
>unpainted models
It looks like you bullied a new player.

Khan was a scholar, and wanted to learn all the things. So.... you know... Sex Ed.

A lot of them weren't discovered by the Emperor until they were adults, so probably not.

But they have higher natty moral than orks.

THEY

WERE