Your hands are tied, you are out of spells, and are critically wounded. Your party has been brutally murdered by the man standing in front of you, by the godlike lich, or the devil lord, or by the vampire tyrant. You get the point. Much to your initial surprise, however, you were spared. With a quick swipe of a dagger, your hands are freed. I am a big fan, says the man, and throws a guitar your way. With a quick yet elegant move, you catch the guitar. I just wanted to hear one song from you before I press this button and end everything, the man explains. Confusion overwhelms you for a second, as you look at the man's eyes. With a quick stare, you can tell that he is the emotional sort, you know, easily-influenced. Maybe, just maybe in choosing the right song, you can just buy yourself enough time to assess the situation, or make an attempt at his life. Or perhaps, you can discourage him, even if for a moment. The chances seem slim, but you gotta fight it, right?
Hands shaking, you put your hands on the strings, take a deep breath and... well, what do you play, Veeky Forums?
At this point your best bet is to go along with what they want and hope them being a fan will save your life.
Ethan Foster
What are you on my dude? He is going to destroy the world, killing himself and you too.
William Collins
Thank him and wonder why can the bard can cast spells.
Juan Price
Yeah, but there's a difference between me getting killed by him and him making me his bitch for all eternity and me just getting killed and going on to the afterlife.
>Party members brutally murdered Turn my back against the baddie and adress my former companions. "Gentlemen, it has been a privilege to fight alongside you tonight"
>party dead >end of world imminent >one song Turn to GM ‘it’s time for alpha omega syndrome to be activated’ GM’s face goes blank ‘I understand’ other players bring out the boom box, connect it to speakers that are strong enough to carry sound across 4 blocks. Crank up the volume Cowboy hats ready Missiles away m.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
Benjamin Howard
This is not the best song in the world. It is just a tribute!
