Clickbait

Reword vaguely well-known premade adventures' iconic features or your party's most recent exploits as if they were clickbait article titles.

>A Rogue Crawled into This Green Devil's Mouth, and You Won't Believe What She Found

>Top 3 Legendary Weapons Still Sealed in White Plume Mountain

>Defeat the Vampire Wizard Strahd Forever with This One Weird Old Trick

>This Is the Most Important Picture of a Self-Resurrected Demon Lord You'll See All Year

>These 7 Atrocities from a Mistreated Aasimar Will Make You Lose Your Faith in Sandpoint

>Top 10 Most Extreme Reactions to Queen Ileosa's Coronation [GIFs]

>Necromancers hate them! One weird trick to establish gay marriage ...

>This necromancer drained 25 golem cores. What happens next WILL shock you!

>Slip the bonds of mortality and live forever with this one weird trick!

>Who the rich and powerful are REALLY hooking up with - You won't believe #7!

>The REAL reason behind the sun vanishing - what wealthy elites don't want you to know!

>Clerics hate him - This wizard discovered one weird trick to drop your medical bills by 100%!

>The Himmelstor Incident - what really happened!

>These 10 images of our world from the moon will make you question everything!

>The heartbreaking story behind Trisleron's #1 wizard!

>The REAL reason behind the sun vanishing - what wealthy elites don't want you to know!
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>the kingdoms top chefs HATE her- find out WHY!

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>Can you solve this ancient puzzle? 90% of adventurers gave the wrong solution!
>“Only the people with a level above 15 can defeat these monsters. Are you one of them? Click to find out…”
>"Tieflings won't be able to resist you if you apply this simple trick..."
>"13 things nobody knew about dragons. Number 9 will blow your mind!"

playing a gnoll raised from a year or two old by a human bard. spent most of it wandering with her "paw paw" as she calls him, killing other monster and hunting a shitload of animals and cooking for the both of them to feed her voracious appetite. got pretty used to living around humans, reading stories and obeying civilized rules. she of course loves food so when they hit the big times and landed spots in a capital city she interacted with nobles for the first time and got to try their food. suddenly she was much less OK just eating the meh food she'd been making and buying. so she had her fancy guildmates get her gussied up and all pretty in a nice new dress, the only one shed ever owned, and went to a five star place. ate till she nearly popped and just HAD to learn how to cook food that good so she could eat like that every day. so she cooked the best food she could as an audition and landed an apprenticeship with a really good chef. he taught her a lot and gave her his recipe book when she finished her year long apprenticeship. caused a big stir in the local community that there was a fucking gnoll capable of making 5 star food. the rogue stole a few more books for her and she bought or was gifted other and now has nearly 40 recipe books ranging over most of the major cultures and regions. got set up in a magic casino that can generate food of nearly any sort. so now shes set up in an extremely nice location with almost no overhead, serving everything from griphon to lamb and everything in between.. so her prices are fucking stupidly low and even average city goers can enjoy food once reserved only for the most elite. it's building popularity and getting her name out there. shes hoping pretty soon she'll start taking business away from those that spurned her by refusing to let her eat in their restaurants and set up a nice nest egg for her to retire on and finally raise a family of her own, in a human city no less.

Antisemetic mudmen? In YOUR neighborhood? More likely than you might think!

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>"Tieflings won't be able to resist you if you apply this simple trick..."
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She broke the Fae Wyld with One Photo. Now she's Unrecognizable

>35 Awkward Photos That - Um, Just Take a Look
>These Cameramen Captured More Than Expected
>Remember Her? Take a Deep Breath Before You See Her Now

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What is Xiu Xian+ing?

>Immortal forging with a tiresome face.

>Immortal forging (xiu xian) originated from a classic Daoist practice. Daoists believed that through a specific way of life that was devoid of all human pleasure, with the help of alchemy products, they could eventually evolve to an Immortal, gaining magical ability and everlasting life.

>On modern Chinese internet, Immortal forging themed novels are still very popular. They introduced this mystical practice (albeit heavily modified) to all their readers, and inspired tons of byproducts, which includes a series of fan made Immortal forging themed DOTA maps. Many people are staying up late in the night, or even staying up the whole night, just to play these maps through. The term Immortal forging is consequently used as a humorous synonym of "staying up in the night."

>Those DOTA maps are not as popular as before, but the term stayed strong.

>you wont believe what these three succubi do!

>The real reason why Arthuria is on fire? The answer may surprise you!

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Do you mean Anthuria?

The goddess of death is a fucking asshole and thinks that killing everyone is a good thing.

>10 weird tricks to make bar maids think you're a leper. Number 5 will shock you!