Evil wizards want to become liches, evil clerics want to become evil popes...

Evil wizards want to become liches, evil clerics want to become evil popes, evil warlocks and sorcerers want to become evil kings and courtiers.

What do evil fighters and barbarians want to do? What are their longterm, tangible goals for acquiring more power when they don't have affinity for magic or charisma?

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To crush their enemies, to see them driven before them and to hear the lamentations of their women.

>evil fighters and barbarians
Warlords

Warlords

Nothing, martials cant do cool stuff

Death Knight ir its knockoffs.
No, not the WoW one.

Can't ANY spellcaster become a lich?

Would you play a lich magical girl?

An animated suit of weapons and armor, so they can fight FOREVER.

Yes, I would, but I would also play a sack of potatoes if given the chance, so that ain't sayin' much.

basically this, one can argue the semantics of their rise to power or their methods but the result is usually bloody

>What do evil fighters and barbarians want to do?

To become a massive walking chunk of spikey metal, preferably with a purple
or red glow effect

To pull a Conan.

What about evil bards? What do they become?

parent to 90% of the global population

nickleback

politicians

Hedonistic nihlists or masters of unconsentual consent

[Insert least favorite music group]

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basically

They become sentient memes. A song that you can't get out of your head. A song fucks with you on multiple levels.

In 3e its minimum requirements are access to 9th level arcane (wiz/sorc spells) and 2nd level cleric spells

They die young.

>In 3e its minimum requirements are access to 9th level arcane (wiz/sorc spells) and 2nd level cleric spells

Bullshit, all you really need is caster level.

d20srd.org/srd/monsters/lich.htm

The Lich’s Phylactery

An integral part of becoming a lich is creating a magic phylactery in which the character stores its life force. As a rule, the only way to get rid of a lich for sure is to destroy its phylactery. Unless its phylactery is located and destroyed, a lich reappears 1d10 days after its apparent death.

Each lich must make its own phylactery, which requires the Craft Wondrous Item feat. The character must be able to cast spells and have a caster level of 11th or higher. The phylactery costs 120,000 gp and 4,800 XP to create and has a caster level equal to that of its creator at the time of creation.

The most common form of phylactery is a sealed metal box containing strips of parchment on which magical phrases have been transcribed. The box is Tiny and has 40 hit points, hardness 20, and a break DC of 40.

Other forms of phylacteries can exist, such as rings, amulets, or similar items.

Kings and vagabonds.

Kill yourself, weebshitter.

Gravenights and Dreadlords.

Anyhting from Vagrant Murderhobo/rapist to Demagogues capable of bringing Kingdoms to their kness.

really depends on the scale your character is intending to commit their evil actions and their personal ambitions.

You mean like Wiz from Konosuba?

I can't even begin to fathom the level of actual brain damage a fucking make-believe game could've inflicted upon you for the FUCKING OBVIOUS image of a 'warlord/conqueror cutting a bloody path across the lands while building their oppressive empire' to NOT have come to you? It's not like fucking history or media isn't fucking full of them. What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

It this retardation caused by DnD or are you just a straight up deficient imbecile?