How do you communicate with aliens, Veeky Forums?

How do you communicate with aliens, Veeky Forums?

Or do you just kill them for loot and fun?

How many humans did that kroot eat?

Not that many but it only ate tits and ass.

That's not how it works.

Eating ass works more than you'd think it does mang

First contact is almost always violent. Sometimes the violence is entirely accidental, possibly one side does not even know it is being violent, or may not even know it has made first contact until it is too late, or maybe a failure of communication has resulted in one or both sides assuming the worse and believing the other side to be the aggressors. Either way, first contact is almost never going to be pleasant unless one side is very, very good at it, and the other is very very lucky.

Also, you don't actually want to talk about aliens, you just want an excuse to post poorly cropped porn.

Like the type of cells consumed wouldn't matter

It matters what the meat came from, not where.

Through the universal language.

Genocide.

Oh I got the meat right here for you baby

>what the meat came from
It came from an ass and a titty

I wanna fuck that xeno

By holding my left hand above my head and extending my right arm parallel to my shoulder, then slowly moving both arms counter-clockwise while maintaining a 90 degree angle.

Too bad that kroot sex is a back rub

I want to rub her back!

As with everything in 40k that I don't personally like, this detail has no place in the personal version of 40k which I subscribe to.

Pull out your ding dong, and see how they react.

You can really gauge the quality of an intelligent life form by how it reacts to seeing a reproductive organ.

Greetings, friend! Let our societies merge, and further explore this universe together! May I interest you in the Tau'va?

This is hotter than it has any right to be

Observe first if it's properly sentient or not which is obviously through actions and peer dynamics.
If it's determined to be sentient attempt to make physical contact in as non-threatening and neutral way as possible. Preferably you make yourself known and let it come to you so it can suss out you aren't hostile whereupon you attempt to use basic pictographs to determine it's level of personal intellect and societal advancement as well as more mundane things such as biology and their species social and peer dynamics and whether there's unique aspects that would set us apart or at odds. After this is successful I explain what I can about our own, assuming this species is determined non-hostile, to foster kinship and understand on multiple levels. Eventually I'll work my way down to mating where I'll impress upon it my intentions. Whether it accepts this or even understands why this will happen is irrelevant as it will soon find out our hips don't lie and I continue on my conquest of making an intergalactic harem.
If it fails the litmus test of sentience i skip right to the end stage and move on no harm done.

Attempt to establish communication past language barriers using telepathy. Assuming contact has been permitted of course

>Portruding nose
Wtf

They DO have olfactory organs you know. They just happening to be placed inside the mouth but it would naturally require some sort of cavity in the facial region much like our sinuses to fill with air for smelling which would more than likely have some facial protuberence as a result.

No it shouldn't portrude. Especially not like a button nose.

I'm assuming we've already made contact.

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i try to fug

>How do you communicate with aliens, Veeky Forums?
Assuming they are sapient and somewhat advanced, math, probably.