Trips decides my counteroffer

I think it's because this defendant is represented by an insurance company and this is probably an intentional tort that they don't have to cover, so they care a lot less about the costs of representation and the chances of losing.

I can't request dogecoins or it's going to be invalid as a section 998 offer.

54 dollars

$10000.10

50k

About tree fiddy

Tell them to give you $50 million or they can suck your micro-cock. Thank me later.

Tell him they can pay you $75,000 or 10 BTC, whichever they prefer, and post your BTC wallet address in the email

fuck his daughter

Ernest scared stupid on VHS

A $50 walmart giftcard

rolling + $12345 offer

"you're much too kind, $1000 is fine."

Wrongful eviction? Dude owns a house and wants you out. Just man up and leave faggot. He most likely didn't want the place smelling like shit when he raises the rent and rents to a white family.

you and landlord must trade cars

Tell him you want a Picture of sharpie in poopoo-hole

$50k worth of Veeky Forums Passes, you hand em out here kek

Picture of his wife and $35

$5 iTunes giftcard

counter with an offer in crypto

$9999 and tickets to the Star Wars The Last Jedi

have them buy me a motorcycle instead

a penny a chip and a handkerchief

agent Cody banks on DVD

Just email back:

"IM GUNNAAA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM"

princess diana beanie baby

I'm going to take everything from you instead.

He has to be your butler for 3 years

Check em.

35k all in dbc

$50 gift card to little caesars

Tell the slut you want a baby nigger.

$95,000 and a handwritten apology from him and his wife.

Say you want your mom to succ your dick while taking a shit, nigger.

$10,001

That's what we call a power move, op.

$90K and you get to take his daughter out on a dinner date

$10 gift card to brookstone

$50k and 50% of the rental income - mortgage payment amount for the next 10 years, paid monthly.

Chuck-e-cheese pizza party

An autographed photo of Brad Garret

$95000, extra large pizza with pineapple and pepperoni, and a coupon for a back rub

Chka chkAA

100k bazingacoin

150 $LINK and an apple fritter

A fur suit

$1

70K and his grandma has to bake you an apple pie

year's supply of natty ice

10 million Zimbabwe dollars
Has to be cash, has to be in increments of 10
(~$27,000 USD)

A can of beans

Some money offer + a 1st edition holo charizard card

$5k and a blowjob

he has to give you a kiss, you always thought he was cute

$100k plus he has to make a public apology on behalf of all jewish people.

Rollan

You get his wife

Prima nocta on his firstborn daughter and a carton of Parliaments

69$

$60k + he takes you out for a steak dinner

Reroll

You get to live life as him for 24 hours, with access to his home, clothes, vehicles, family, social security number, etc. What you don't tell him is that you're going to transfer all his money into your own accounts.

Ask for a horse dick in your ass.

20k in btc but after you receive it you have to give away 10k to Veeky Forums anons in a new thread to the first 10 replies 1k each check'em

send him a computer virus in a .jpg attachment

10 Ripple

Make him commit an old west style train robbery on horseback with you. Then shoot him and take all the loot for yourself.

100k bazingacoin

Rolling
A cyan Toyota Yaris

Oh fuck

40,000,000 in SPECIFICALLY Zimbabwe dollars, cash

50k and a roundtrip to disneyland, all expensives paid

rollerino

SHOE ON HEAD

this is the only reasonable offer tbqh

lol

roll

>Not requesting it in Rhodesian Dollars
shiggy

60000 and has to do your laundry for a month

lmao, looks like someone just became a bagholder

OP, I just got evicted for no reason pursuant to x law but the landlord said it's for a different reason.

If I record her saying this what are my options? Help me fuck the landlord, pls

AHHhHHH

why did you get evicted and what was wrongful about it

HOLY SHIT 100k bzc do it op

Get a (((lawyer))) and shoot for the moon

Make him commit to a legally binding agreement to buy you half a bitcoin in 5 years.

50k LINK.

2 chevy sonics

>Make him commit to a legally binding agreement to buy you half a bitcoin in 5 years.
thats too mean, user. Pity the normies

What state, county and city?

Locked me out when I came back from college.

Rerolls don't count.

youtube.com/watch?v=UklHiym5yvk

Ask for 20k worth of sour gummy worms and a base model chevy sonic