Down with the Clown edition

hello

because they're dumb non-believers who don't wanna dress up in colourful armour and shank necronfags

Not enough skills/need favour of cegorach

ding dong

make the next thread yourself so that it gets put in the OP

its your only chance

how are you doing?

Asking again, does anyone have the picture of Rowboat Gorillaman painted in the classic bright blue and bright yellow Ultramarine colours?

Are generic CSM really this bad? I like their old goofy sculpts and want to run a small army but as far as I know the only way to play CSM is actually not using CSM at all and run a cultists spam

>draw a human
>call it an elf
Why is this allowed

How do we fix the Imperial Guard?

like this

I'm okay. Chatting up some foreign girl so she would maybe send me pictures of her mammary glands while painting up some miniatures.
How are you?

Elves are lazier than even forehead aliens user.

kinda shit, can't decide on army.
Doesn't matter much since i barely have to pay rent anyway

Craftworlders are culturally replaced with Vulcans, Commoragh culturally replaced with romulans. What happens?

I guess you can just buy a bit of everything over a length of time and then see which one appeals to you most aesthetically.
I've hopped onto my 4th army at this point so I have to stop myself from switching again, over to anything new anyway.

What do you goodgoys use for a pallet? Thoughts on a 'wet pallet'?

I get angry because you replaced my commoragh

The beta rules explicitly state more dreads and tanks will be available.
So Galatus/Telemon, atleast one will be in for sure.
What tank is missing even? The Annihilator?

They both get genocided by the rest of the setting.

>Giving a Psyker a lasgun

What’s the likelihood that harlequins will get their old wraithlords back with their eventual codex?
I’m not expecting them to be an amazing army all by themselves, but it would be nice to have more units to fill some gaps especially since the rules did exist for them way back when

Does anyone have more of these?

this! can we get some african american eldar up in this thizzle? do you think gw will ever give us some qt3.14 harleyquinn models btw?

you're alright too deldar-user, we'll wait for our codexes together.

Wet pallets are amazing.
I just do the basic "get a plastic tub, put some paper and baking paper in there, add water & have your paints never dry on the pallet while painting again

Culturally. Their tech is intact.

These FW beta rules are putrid, basically 210 points for a dual fist contemptor, 245 for a contemptor with a plasma gun, 315 for a predator with a worse gun, 365 for a twin las razorback with 18w.

Hmm... Some of it probably is a bit weak and not broken.
But FW probably playing it safe and put things on the weaker side and wanna know whether to slowly buff it up.
Odds are they'll price cut if enough people say so and a price cut might be all that is needed

I'm not even the same dude that's been requesting it, I just thing it oughta be on there.

But that's clearly Tali Zorah.

should find everything you ever dreamed of and way more
papercrafthammer

You have to pick a troop, HQ, vehicle/monster and elite/FA/HS unit to represent your army. What bet exemplifies their theme, aesthetics and gameplay?

Roboute Guilliman.

>troop
Crisis suit.
>HQ
Crisis Suit boss man
>vehicle/monster
Y'vahra
>elite/FA/HS
Broadside

Fire Warrior, XV8, Hammerhead, Ethereal.

well someone complained about a joke and now it's just gone.

Guardsman, Guardsman with a fancy hat, Valkyrie, Guardsman who's stayed alive for 6 months.

Lord commissar, guards squad, leman Russ battle tank, and a basalisk

Emperor's Champion
Crusader Squad
Drop Pod
Terminator Squad

DROP IN!
GET OUT!
KILL!

>troop
Troupe
>HQ
Troupe Master
>monster
Solitaire
>elite/FA/HS
Skyweavers

>Khornate marines

CSM
Lord
Prince
Zerkers

How the fuck do i keep dust away from my models while painting?

clean and vacuum your room

Work in a well ventilated area?

But moooom

Don’t paint thousand sons

...

Fuck off peterson

Marine, Captain, Dreadnought, Terminator. The orginal, all other npc armies are just shallow copies of the SM army design.

Are you talking about the models or the rules? Those snap fit monstrosities trigger me.

hey you wanna be a slob it's up to you but expect shit to land on your models (probably literally you disgusting slab of cellulite fecundity)

ask her to show feet

Post them when you get 'em

They become even bigger dicks to each other.
Relations with the rest of the galaxy remain the same.

> posts faggoty, off topic pic as thread image
> fucks up the thread subject
OP (You) suck so much. Just kill yourself

You'd prefer Go Down on the Clown edition?

Rules. I'm fine with sculpts older than the Warhammer itself but I find no joy in getting models just to put them on a shelf because they are literally useless

Where were you when GW utterly and completely buried and BTFO WAACfags?

warhammer-community.com/2018/02/13/the-very-best-of-sports/

REAL NON FUCKED UP THREAD
REAL NON FUCKED UP THREAD

Nice link retard. New to Veeky Forums?

Fuck off /pol/, no one cares for your gatekeeping.

Have I fucked up my Contemptor posing?

I think it looks okay from the front...

That's one of those broken pillar things from the Battle for Osgiliath or whatever LOTR starter box isn't it

But it has quite a lean to it...

Get called out on being a newfag dumbass
I-it’s p-pol guys, amirite?!
Lurk more faggot

new bread some fucker made
what were you even trying to do?

Yup, thats the one, I wanted an Imperial place-ish vibe

Don't fix what ain't broke.

They burned the thread because some retard clown fucker made this abortion first.
People who cant even make a GENERAL correctly really need to die

>15k to a childrens hospital because you decided not to argue with a WAACfag
It's nice to see there's still some good in the world

#fuckTony is real

Since the Custards don't rely on geneseed or a Primarch, wouldn't they be the most obvious faction of superhumans to include female members? Since the enhancement process is apparantly tailored individually to every recruit anyway.

Buff the Vanquisher

OK
How?

As it should be.
Tony is a fool, in his desire to win in the here and now, he burned so many bridges.
Ironic isn't it, his dedication to winning ended up making him the biggest loser of all

yes but men are physically stronger because of evolution shit. next

I-is it possible to learn this power?

Sure, but they're still all male. Assuredly because of restrictions like with astartes geneseed

Evolution is irrelevant in the face of total genetic modification.
Next.

Not from a WAACfag

>dude, you should totally use weaker specimen for your super soldiers designed to be the best of the best because of my desire for pandering and representation/my musclegirl fetish, fuck practicality and shit
How do you even breath

>women playing 40k

>women playing

I play 40k

why start with a weaker starting point? next.

Someones gotta play Tyranids.

My girlfriend plays more than I do.

>if

>Totally redesigned ubermensch from the DNA up, even less human than Astartes
>Y CHROMOSOME STRONK

Gender dimorphia is humans is minimal compared to a lot of species anyway, let alone when you're dealing with super-soldier enhancements that let the recipients punch their way through tank armor.