Am me

>1000BC
>Ugg play rock and sabertooth
Ugg very dumb.

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STOP SAYING NOT PLAY ROCKS AND SABRE TOOTHS! YOU AM NOT GIVE IT CHANCE! GRUGG SMASH!

>am play rocks and sabre tooths
>rockmaster say him setting like real
>get club, get berry sometime
>this am good
>rockmaster make happy face and speak "now you get blade"
>grunk and nonk and me am brain-hurted by rockmaster
>he am say blade am sharp shiny rock from deep in cave
>me and grunk and nonk worried because rockmaster say this was like rea but it not anymore
>rockmaster say we get "clothes"
>him say them soft thing like loincloth that cover all skin
>nonk get sick and leave at this thought
>grunk and me stay to make rockmaster happy
>rockmaster say we take wagon to next cave
>he say wagon big empty tree with smooth boulder on sides
>grunk and me get angry and thump rockmaster
why him say game like real if not like real? me am feel like he am crazy, me report him to brain-fix cave or just thump until no-move?

OP just stop am being stick-eater and rock suck. Learn play not dung game instead.

>bring back Fight Club Dragon Battles.
>new Age of Rocks is dumb and for dung babies

>am me
>am buy new mammothskin pouch of rock: the ooga-ing
>rockstock very bad
>rocks crumble in hand very soon
>am talk to rock seller and complain
>he am say if you don't like rocks, you am must hate darkskin tribe
>he am hit me with club
What do grug do?
should me just get rocks from east tribe with pretty girl drawings?

me smash you Jeremunga

Me think small-eye tribe make good rocks sometimes, but lots of pretty girl drawing rocks am make me feel strange in loincloth.

Me see Jeremunga still sit in cave, say, "Me touch fire, now me hand hurt, blame pretty girl"

Me say, what you think happen you touch fire?

you am have brain-holes if you think east tribe make good drawing
>where am nose
>eye am big as big rock
>am not have hair and beard
i am report you to sky-speaker to make you good again

/cavepainting

samegrug found you bring shame to tribe

Am rockmaster
make BBEG (Big Berry Eater Grogg)
what should name?

>year 150000 BC
>not doing Staring Cranium
>not evolving into a later homo
I think I know why you play Rock and Sabretooth

Me am rock game help cave
you am try not play rocks and sabre tooths?

>You am no like east tribe drawings
>On east tribe cave drawing wall
Where you am think you are?

Ugh

me am love caveposting

We in game cave.

Rock game, small rock game, dirt game, etc. go here.

How come no say east tribe drawings?

You am know where you are, is only here because of east tribe crave drawing wall.

Leave before get ungabungad

You am thumped on head?
Whole cave made by East tribe lovers
Go back to red dirt

East tribe still am not bad as animal skin tribe.
Animal skin tribe am disgusting

you am ash
run you

>am rockmaster
>am make big cave and cavesloth story.
>am tell ughs am make story person for play.
>am like real. Only cave tribe.
>Bung show up. Am want play small mammoth that walk like man.
>Bung ALWAYS am want play small mammoth that walk like man.
>Bung rub little Bung to cavesloth mating.

Why Bung bung am such man breeder?

Bung from animal skin tribe.
Animal skin tribe all man breeders

jeremunga tribe do it

Am want animal skin tribe go and stay go.

>am play rocks and sabre tooths
>am jujumaker
>making juju better than smashing
>shashpeople complain
how make smashpeople stop complain that me am better?

>Am play with many tribe members
>Grug from new tribe want play
>Grug am always playing with rock when he not smashing
>Grug am also play strange horned lady shaman
How make grug stop being "that grug?" Me think thump him and throw in river until he start think good again

>am play rocks and sabre tooths two moons ago
>am play Fuzzy Screech notMan
>baddestgoodest and make dung thrower
>Oog no baddestgoodest, play Man
>Oog gooder dung thrower than me
>He not even try
Why Man gooder than all else? Man Bestestness bad game-make, me hate!

look

This is dumb I don't get it

This not right cave for you.

Always say "play gooder game," never say game that gooder. Stop hate rocks and sabre tooths only since no tribe play you dumb game no tribe hear of.

All look at this dung eater
No-brain walk into wrong cave

go and stay go, newgrugg

>no happylaugh allow
Breed self

Why not play DIRT

DIRT best game. All thinks, all caves, not matter. DIRT always work. You want fire-keeper? DIRT. You want all play mammoth? Use DIRT.

>Me am play rocks and sabretooths for first time
>am have fun, play bush hider
>Kill big berry eater in fire cave
>Friends all whoop, am get last smash
>When leave, rockmaster say
>"at door of cave, boulder fall and gruggs die"
>Am all get mad
>Rockmaster just speak: "It how it supposed to go"
What do? is this always happen? am he just bad rockmaster?

That name am good

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>DIRT
>laughingshepeople.cavepaint

you other
run you

me am hunger

NO, am play game for cave, cave and game must be mated for life

>picture call

Me laugh!

Ogg am big love Caves and Cavesloth. Other gruggs am say 'old and bad'. Clanjob-as-self not give Gruggs thing do. Only use six side rock am not give Gruggs thing do. Am good! Make Gruggs think! Ogg say newgruggs am small thinkparts.

"Ogg! Cavefinder am have MUCH for story person. Am have MUCH hides with option.

Moldvay am make all story game in TWO hide. Am best.

Me hate rockmaster's mate
She am no good at game but he keep her

Not all she bad at play. But when she become Mate. then bad. Ungabunga rockmaster, take mate.

Maybe can eat animal-skin tribe? Will smash two sky flyer with one rock

No. If Grugg eat man breeder, grug become man breeder. Hit animal skin tribe with stick. Make go and stay go.

Only thing worse than animal skin tribe is tiny horse tribe.

>Not all she bad at play.
All she just want lookhear, not really want play.

>>>/neanderthal/

Unga. Ogg friend am she. Am make good game. Am know all Cavegrugg story. Am keep mate from do dumb thing.

Ogg chest make hurt when think friend am mated, but Ogg am like friend mate, am share mammoth with.

All am hurt.

You go back Red-It tribe.

>Am go to friendly nearby cave for game
>Tiny Horse tribe

>Am go to tablet etching cave
>Tiny Horse tribe

>Am at steppelander weaving cave
>Tiny Horse tribe

ARG AM MAD. Why tiny horse tribe make all things tiny horse? Why want ungabunga tiny horse? Why smell like tiny horse droppings.

Yes, me mad.

maybe controlled by bad spirit and want to spread?

Tiny horse same as purple dino tribe
All should jump off cliff

Maybe am working for vulture face tribe?

Hunters throw sharp rocks, shamans talk with gods. Methink shamans too good cause rockmaster is shaman.

Am like rockhammer many many. Rocktrader gooder game.

>2016-2 B.C.
>still being hunter-gatherer
>not being agriculture master race

Smash rockmaster with club in head.

Rockhammer cost many many shiny stone, is not for me

You am dumb, high ice not melted yet

No rockhammer totems. Rockhammer tell.

me never spend any shiny stones on rockhammer, never play rockhammer too. me just talk about it all day long on cavepainting forum.

Me read many paintings about rockhammer, and tell tribe members how much I like.
Grugg never play either, it okay

>me go rock game cave last sun cycle
>rock game cave chief make rude-eye at grod
>rock game player tribe have smell like mammoth that stop moving
>have big chest lump like no-man, but ugly
>make fun of grod for want play caves and sabertooth tigers
me friendly local rock game cave no good. where am find good rock store?

>where am find good rock store?
there am no good rock store

Me want play DarkGoFast, but tribe only want play Rock and sabretooth or rockfinder.
How get tribe to want play more game?

Big stick am fix all problems

No, worst is blue spiky animal tribe. They have bad juju curse on brain the worst.

Haha, you veggie-eater child person.

You eat air just to see roots. I bet you want to take away spears and no stab mammoth for delicious mammoth meat.

Ogg want mammoth meat. Give Ogg.

Maybe it real and YOU need go brain-fix cave?

>rockmaster say we am play low-fire game
>mfw we am waiting for boom sky fire whenever kill sabretooth

Have fun game. Toss thinking bones into fire, chant "Name the Spiky Thing" and see what ghost appear in fire. Then paint.

Paint related: Grog the Spiky Thing

Get tribe away gradually. DarkGoFast too strange, stay with Neolithic era first.
Like how go from berry and meat to bread and meat. Small growing first. Then moving toward whole tribe growing.

You am have small think-part
Loincloth on whole body?
Sharp shiny rocks?
Am no way this real, not in billion of sun cycle

Me good at find shiny stones so me play much rockhammer. You just bad at find stones.

Or could play Agripunk for good game

Ogg am smell animal-skin tribe. Am go and stay go, man breeder.

>All berry pickers play rocks and sabertooh
>No one play starrock

All rockmasters want play is hunt mammoth games. So boring.

What am DO in dark where moon hunt? Am space mammoth?

Go hunt what star hunters hunt

Grung no want think future. Past be better.

>be white season
>yellie small man next to own fire so me no hear yellie small man when bright out
>me boobie-gatherer be rock master
>sun stick be long
>boobie-gatherer no change fire
>yellie small man no hear when dark out
>yellie small man no live, no hunger small man
>mfw
you be own good rock store!

Am shaman person
Can fly in starrock valley
Hunt spirit mammoth

Tribe Shaman am say starrock valley am where dead tribe go.

Am not want be dead.

>am play shaman
>am stone show two and ten etchings
Am play gods?