Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

There is nothing to talk about outside of people butthurt about birds and people sexualizing the birds.

Which faction is the lewdest?

Slaanesh obviously excluded.

Krieg

Eldar.

Oh but they do.
What if it was actually Fulgrim that killed the squats and this dude is just Squat Guts

do you have alcohol?
It will probably fuck up glue though

How would the imperium deal with Tenno?

A chadmarine up the ass.

By waiting for a bit so you can buy soap.

i found something else to try, i have low expectations but i'm willing to try anything

i will let you know how it works

Looks like a furry, so probably kill it

I reckon someone does, stranger things have happened

They would probably view them as genetic abominations and want to deal with them violently.

How well it would actually go, I have no idea.

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>YFW it's Duncan watching these threads for the ego boost

the model is already clipped though I go away tomorrow morning so it'll be awkward i want to glue it today so i can carry it and not lose any small bits

I think all the other squats just ditched that guy and went to AoS.

Combined arms Tau armies are much cooler/more interesting than most people would care to admit

By using competent soldiers that aren't cloned.

the milk didn't work

i'm out of liquids to use

i have mcdonalds dipping sauce though but i don't know if that's a good idea

piss on it

You can be proud, noble and lewd.

We said we should use number 3's macharius tank as an experiment. He said he'd put his boot up my ass if we went anywhere near it

Put the bits in a plastic bag and store them for when you get back.

What are you trying to do?

>mfw I've been discovered

i want to clean my forge word models but i have no soap

what the fuck is happening with this dude and his models and juice

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Stick it up your bum next

Laugh if you want, but I won a 2000 points game against a Guilliman list with pure Custodes. After taking out Hellblasters and psykers in the first 2 turns by drep striking Allarus Termies, the only real threat was Bobby G himself. Still tabled him turn 5 with 6 Custodians left.

Thinking about starting my own custom chapter based on the Winged Hussars. How are bikers this edition? Will I get tabled every game if I run a bikers only list?

I want to run atleast a captain and ancient on a bike too. Is it true that I can still use the rules from the Index?

Also open for other conversion ideas! pic related

How fucking lost in the warp do you have to be to end up in the mortal realms anyways?

R8 my list. Fluffy yet (hopfully) competitive.

++Bataillon Detachment: Slaanesh Daemons++
HQ
Herald of Slaanesh – 66pts
Herald of Slaanesh – 66pts

TROOPS
x22 Daemonettes – Instruments of Chaos – 164pts
x22 Daemonettes – Instruments of Chaos – 164pts
x22 Daemonettes – Instruments of Chaos – 164pts

ELITE
x1 Fiend of Slaanesh – 46pts
x2 Fiends of Slaanesh - 92pts
x2 Fiends of Slaanesh - 92pts

++Spearhead Detachment: Alpha Legion++
HQ
Chaos Lord with Jump Pack – Mark of Slaanesh, x2 Lightning Claws - 105pts

HEAVY SUPPORT
x3 Obliterators – Mark of Slaanesh – 195pts
x6 Havocs – x4 Lascannons, Mark of Slaanesh - 178pts
x6 Havocs – x4 Lascannons, Mark of Slaanesh - 178pts

++Outriders Detachment: Emperor's Children++
HQ
Chaos Lord with Jump Pack – Mark of Slaanesh, x2 Lightning Claws - 105pts

FAST ATTACK
x6 Raptors – x2 Plasma guns, Mark of Slaanesh - 128pts
x6 Raptors – x2 Plasma guns, Mark of Slaanesh - 128pts
x6 Raptors – x2 Plasma guns, Mark of Slaanesh - 128pts

The only thing they'd monitor for is piracy.
If they did, those Megas would be getting sniped

>Deathwatch
>Admech
>Macharius tank
fucking soupfag

fucking buy soap asshole

Is it soup if I bring a assassin with my admech army, I'm not even doing it to fill a gap like anti psyker, I just like the assassin models

Bikers are pretty good.

You can still do index, but since they dont produce a model I dont know if the rules for it will survive going into another edition.

Do whatever you want with your dudes you faggot

Throw up on it. Stomach acid should clean it up good.

Do you like live in the Gobi desert? Go to the store and buy some soap.

There is 3 of us fggt. We each do a different army

The emperor wills it.

I feel like stodes cant possibly fight massed infantry and ranged armor armies like guard, but can bully the shit out of elite armies

What was your list

I really want to make a Khorne marine army, but other than Berzerkers, they seem...kinda garbage? I'd rather use regular chaos marines with chainswords, but they're just awful.

My assumption was get a post on reddit about him, not realising usually people need to eat body fluids for that.

there is no soap the shops are shut

i tried the mcdonalds sauce it didn't work very well

Ordo Xenos/Hereticus

what model are you ruining exactly?

STOP

Jesus user we are far past the point that this is ok.

Not even tzeentch know what to fucking think about this heresy

You're only making it worse. And trolling most likely. Shame you're ruining a model for it.

inquisitor lok and retinue

some of the mold release is actually gone the mcdonalds sauce worked pretty well mcdonalds is still open i need to buy more

told you, piss on it

I cant believe this is happening.

I don't know
Bolter bikes are pretty good. But ranged armour, anti armour in general, and keepaway armies are the real weaknesses. Contingent on Forgeworld stuff having good rules.

Achillus and Caladius being good covers the above.

Anons friend if you are still here put a stop to this madness.

How bad actual chaos marines are makes me sad.
If I ever went CSM I'd wanna run a lot of actual muhreens (well, and cultists cause I'd go AL), but that's just shooting yourself in the foot.

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>some of the mold release is actually gone the mcdonalds sauce worked pretty well mcdonalds is still open i need to buy more
>mcdonalds sauce worked pretty well
>mcdonalds sauce

I dont want to live on this world anymore

Quite lost. Quite lost indeed.

Its called hot water nigga.

Anyone capping this? I wanna see this down the road.

I heard feces had great cleansing properties try shitting in a jar and cleaning the miniature in the shit.

Now that the banana hype is dying down what do those of you who have played with or against Custodes think about them? Is a mono-Custodes list viable?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He said last thread that his hotel doesn't have any.

>Is a mono-Custodes list viable?

No.

>Implying they wouldn't join the Imperium
Lotus cant keep fucking with those kids and expect them to stay loyal, besides we already have Orgryn so Tenno aren't too far off

then just use cold water, important thing is he has a toothbrush.

user has some pretty shitty priorities if he's buying forge-world models instead of paying for a room with access to hot fucking water.

Can he get a cup of boiling water for making tea or such?
Just get that, and let it cool a bit so the model doesn't melt.

What should I get after the 2x Dark Imperium Primarines half? I have 6 HQs and 4 troop units noq so I'm fine to run a battalion detachment. Should I grab a predator for some support now? I want to play 1000pts and 1500pts games and try different non-codex chapters like Imperial fists etc.
How are primaris marines doing anyway?

>hot water is more important than models
Get a load of this casual.

If the mcdonalds is open why aren't you using their bathroom for its sink and soap you wacko

more hellblasters, and maybe a repulsor and a librarian. And some reivers if you want some more deep-strikers.

>Hello, Today user has written in to ask how best to remove mold on forge world models
>What your going to need is some McDonald sauce. Any sauce should do but for the best results your going to want to use McDonald.
>So we're going to take our sauce and using a medium shade brush we're going to apply it over the whole model.
>Don't worry if you get any on your fingers, you can just lick it off later.
>Well now that base is done you can see how much cleaner the models is, anyway user I hope this helps and I'll see you again next time.

Privet, comrades. It is I Dmitrikov of Vostroya. Is bring service to Emperor-God bring many satisfactions to you today?

Many great wishes. Dasvidaniya!

-Trajann
-Allarus Captain (spear, misericordia)
3x Vertus Captain (hurricane bolter, misericordia)
-Vexilla Magnifica
-3x3 Sword and Board Guard
-5x Allarus Termies (miseridordia, 2x spear / 3x axe)

1984 points to his 2000

my room has a kettle so maybe i can steam off the mold release with some boiling water it seems loose from the mcdonalds sauce

i'll let you guys know

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>Non-codex chapters
The only non-codex chapters are Black Templars and Space Wolves user. The rest all follow the codex astartes to varying degrees.

Get at least one lascannon predator. Primaris only armies aren't very good.

Primaris are actually okay now since the point drops but yeah definitely grab a predator and try your hand at converting one one of your HQs into a librarian

How are Predators? Is there ever a good reason to take the Autocannon over the Lascannon?

user stop you are killing me.

>Different non-codex chapters like Imperial Fists

Let the water cool from a boil, first. It'll melt your model if you don't let it cool!

Do Custodes squads not have a sergeant analog anymore?